Girlfriend Killed My Babies... Sigh...

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ChicoGranjero

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So me and my longtime girlfriend of 5 years love growing n tokin green obviously.... sigh... so she caught me smokin it up with an ex at the park... not cool... yeah i know i'm a loser for that one... but then she got dirty...

see the way my GR is setup... i have the washing machine connection split so i can water the babies.... the bitch took a miracle grow bottle (you know the inline one's you can put right on the hose?) and connected it behind the washer... man... so she leaves me and sure enough 2 weeks later my plants are burning bad i cant figure what the fuck is goin on... i'm flushing the pots with water and all tryna fix em and little do i know i'm just killin em more!!!

so just the other day i looked behind the washer and what the fuck do i see?

touche my love... touche... (i know you're reading this!)
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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what a bitch! ive seen a couple of threads about poor poor plants dieing because of drama not related to the innocent plants.....
 
kho20

kho20

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wow you pissed of a damn brilliant chick .... i mean she had the knowledge that over fert with MG will kill kill kill then had the gumption to hide it rite and let you carry about normally slowly killing your most prized possessions....holy shit.... i mean most chicks woulda went and smashed shit or snitched but to set in motion a plan like that... fuckin super villain shit
 
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ChicoGranjero

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kho20 said:
wow you pissed of a damn brilliant chick .... i mean she had the knowledge that over fert with MG will kill kill kill then had the gumption to hide it rite and let you carry about normally slowly killing your most prized possessions....holy shit.... i mean most chicks woulda went and smashed shit or snitched but to set in motion a plan like that... fuckin super villain shit
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yeah... damn skippy.... i think it hurts worse that way too... knowing i killed em slowly... women are so damn evil when they wanna be.

you know... have you noticed that over the centuries most female killers prefer poison over any other method? eh i guess i'm high but interesting thought...

o yeah and she is a badass grower... everytime we compete her's always come out beefier and better than mine...

buuuuuutttt i deserved it... when two stoners date the worst thing they can do is get caught smoking with an ex haha especially from a batch they grew together!!! lmao

snitching??? shit at the moment id prefer that (even though she'd never do that cuz we have each other in check) because i just obliterated my whole GR!!! (YAAAAAARRRR!!!!)

cops around here are so damn stupid anyways... i've seen em post up on people who have been snitched on they are so damn obvious about it too.... she perfers longterm and psychological revenge that would only hurt a pothead... wait a sec... i wonder if she put a few mites in there to seal the deal?.... NAAAAAHHH!!! lol
 
Toker88

Toker88

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ChicoGranjero said:
yeah... damn skippy.... i think it hurts worse that way too... knowing i killed em slowly... women are so damn evil when they wanna be.

you know... have you noticed that over the centuries most female killers prefer poison over any other method? eh i guess i'm high but interesting thought...

o yeah and she is a badass grower... everytime we compete her's always come out beefier and better than mine...

buuuuuutttt i deserved it... when two stoners date the worst thing they can do is get caught smoking with an ex haha especially from a batch they grew together!!! lmao

snitching??? shit at the moment id prefer that (even though she'd never do that cuz we have each other in check) because i just obliterated my whole GR!!! (YAAAAAARRRR!!!!)

cops around here are so damn stupid anyways... i've seen em post up on people who have been snitched on they are so damn obvious about it too.... she perfers longterm and psychological revenge that would only hurt a pothead... wait a sec... i wonder if she put a few mites in there to seal the deal?.... NAAAAAHHH!!! lol
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Well for going through all that bullshit, hope you got something worth while in return-- I mean... All that just for SMOKIN with the ex? Had to be something else too eh? Otherwise that is a a bit of an over reaction in my opinion... Then again if you were being a bit "friendlier" with the ex, then I can understand her degree of rage...

But yeah she definately did a good job at the whole revenge thing dude...
 
kho20

kho20

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ChicoGranjero said:
yeah... damn skippy.... i think it hurts worse that way too... knowing i killed em slowly... women are so damn evil when they wanna be.

you know... have you noticed that over the centuries most female killers prefer poison over any other method? eh i guess i'm high but interesting thought...

o yeah and she is a badass grower... everytime we compete her's always come out beefier and better than mine...

buuuuuutttt i deserved it... when two stoners date the worst thing they can do is get caught smoking with an ex haha especially from a batch they grew together!!! lmao

snitching??? shit at the moment id prefer that (even though she'd never do that cuz we have each other in check) because i just obliterated my whole GR!!! (YAAAAAARRRR!!!!)

cops around here are so damn stupid anyways... i've seen em post up on people who have been snitched on they are so damn obvious about it too.... she perfers longterm and psychological revenge that would only hurt a pothead... wait a sec... i wonder if she put a few mites in there to seal the deal?.... NAAAAAHHH!!! lol
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yeah id be devestated for sure jus knowing that i killed them (even tho she made it happen) lol

and yeah a pothead relationship is a lot less complicated until it involves the weed lol

and damn dude not only the ex thing but the weed you two grew .... thats a lil screwed for my taste hahaha

and yeah cops are bout retarded some times like it pretty takes a good pothead to catch a good grower lol like i mean if i wanted to im sure i could find other grows around here if i jus looked ( granted knowing what to look for is key) haha but hell ill stick to my own ha

but man im sorry to hear bout that shit but damn hey make some hash bro.....bongsmilie:eyesmoke:
 
lopezri

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Just tell her you were just trying to smoke a "peace pipe" and ask if she'd like one. Ex's hurt! If you want the ex back just forget the current girl and move on. If you liked your girl and are impressed with her BRILLIANCE! tell her how impressed you are and ask her to come back. Remember that nobody is a posession, they are a partner. Treating her equal and talking with her about it ALL (even about the ex, how you're feeling, etc.) she'd most likely respect you and want to work it out with you for life. It's a 150%/150% equation. You all need to give 50% more than what you're expecting from your partner. That will get you through most anything.
 
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ChicoGranjero

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Toker88 said:
Well for going through all that bullshit, hope you got something worth while in return-- I mean... All that just for SMOKIN with the ex? Had to be something else too eh? Otherwise that is a a bit of an over reaction in my opinion... Then again if you were being a bit "friendlier" with the ex, then I can understand her degree of rage...

But yeah she definately did a good job at the whole revenge thing dude...
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Well.... lol... THAT SAID:

1. MAYBE the Ex was sitting on my lap at the bench while i was assisting her taking a hit from the small pipe...

2. MAYBE I was sharing a mouth to mouth shotgun after the hit...

3. MAYBE the good green we were chiefin came from my GF's stash...

4. MAYBE I was so high i dont remember a goddamn thing and i'm not fessin up to shit!!!! lol (yeah i like that one right there... i plead the fizzith!)
 
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ChicoGranjero

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lopezri said:
Just tell her you were just trying to smoke a "peace pipe" and ask if she'd like one. Ex's hurt! If you want the ex back just forget the current girl and move on. If you liked your girl and are impressed with her BRILLIANCE! tell her how impressed you are and ask her to come back. Remember that nobody is a posession, they are a partner. Treating her equal and talking with her about it ALL (even about the ex, how you're feeling, etc.) she'd most likely respect you and want to work it out with you for life. It's a 150%/150% equation. You all need to give 50% more than what you're expecting from your partner. That will get you through most anything.
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sniff... sniff.. you're makin me cry man... ( I take another hit)... Dr Philly in the house!
 
kho20

kho20

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ChicoGranjero said:
Well.... lol... THAT SAID:

1. MAYBE the Ex was sitting on my lap at the bench while i was assisting her taking a hit from the small pipe...

2. MAYBE I was sharing a mouth to mouth shotgun after the hit...

3. MAYBE the good green we were chiefin came from my GF's stash...

4. MAYBE I was so high i dont remember a goddamn thing and i'm not fessin up to shit!!!! lol (yeah i like that one right there... i plead the fizzith!)
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hahahahaha i like all the maybes if she was reading this your defenintly caught now haha

hahaha im touching all the candy....bongsmilie
 
Anjinsan

Anjinsan

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I'm taking her side. I am imagining her to be Donna from the 70's Show.

You of course are Eric Forman.
 
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ChicoGranjero

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maybe i should let a damn goat loose in her GR see how she likes that!

considering her favorite strand is white russian that would be one fucked up goat!!! haaaaaaaaaa....
 
kho20

kho20

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NO NO NO NO NO ...... U fucked up and got a knife in the back to progress but please dont bring your fight into the GR Maryjane did nothing to deserve this nothing jus a casualty of your deviant behavior lmao

be a man admit damn i fucked up... smoke a few bowls.... and start anew... either with her or a new girl ... obviously a new grow and move the fuck on ..... jus make sure she knos thats fucked bringin the babies into the fight first class bitch
 
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ChicoGranjero

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true true, i'll suck it up n be a man... she's an active member on here so i know she sees my remorse... so here's my deepest apology love!

baby come back! you can blame it all on meeeee!!!!
but if you would please,
bring some more seeds...
kiss-ass
 
kho20

kho20

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ChicoGranjero said:
true true, i'll suck it up n be a man... she's an active member on here so i know she sees my remorse... so here's my deepest apology love!

baby come back! you can blame it all on meeeee!!!!
but if you would please,
bring some more seeds...
kiss-ass
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LMAO bring more seeds lolbongsmilie
 
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