girlfriend finding grow

I'm going to start a closet grow very soon. My GF will be 1.5 hours away until she moves closer (or even in with me) What should I do if she finds my grow? I'm going to try to prevent it by moving it to the spare bedroom closet when she comes to visit, but I can't guarantee it. We smoke together so it won't be too big of a deal, but i'd rather keep it on the DL in case things turn sour between us

good thinking bro, good women are hard to find nowadays,

Good idea, and if you're already anticipating that things might turn bad one day, I'd make sure you have something to hold over her head just in case.

^^^ you dont want her to have it over 'you' now do ya hehe

There is not much that can be hidden from a woman as even her intuition may reveal your hidings . Back in 1993 I was engaged to a lady and I never showed her the grow for the same reasons and also for security purposes . I breed exotic reptiles and used them as a disguise for my grow but eventually she caught on and found it all . I ll never forget it , she freaked and went crazy paranoid thinking the worst lol . Well long story short , she asked me to give up growing for her and she is now in my compost pile for what its worth hahah j/k . I think she married a square and all is well now .

Bitches get hot heads and be trippin lulz

Rule #1 "All Chics are CRAZY"
Rule #2 "Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die"
Don't tell her shit, if she finds out say you just started it, and were gonna tell her.

maybe I could get her to take a pic in front of it. that way I will smoke her up and still have something over her head. "if you tell on my I'll tell on you."

if you can't trust her enough to show her your plants, she definitely can't let her move in with you

kids...........

Only allow her into your place if she is blindfolded. And cover her nose so she won't smell anything. Oh yea, she has to use ear plugs so that she won't hear the fans. Don't let her look in your wallet and defiantly don't buy her anything nice 'cause then she'll know that you are growing drugs. Maybe a dog would better suit you?

Think about it this way, knowing of the plants makes her an accessory. Make sure she knows that. If she ever decides to turn you in, she is equally responsible especially if she is moving in with you. I don't know too many people who would turn someone else in if they are going to get fucked in the end

My suggestion would be, be yourself and tell her you smoke. If she is gonna trip, then eventually it was going to be a problem anyway.

....should apply the 5 year rule to GF as well, IMO.

Put her on the lease and go take your name off one day so its her shit not yours.

If you find yourself having to hide your grow from her...it's time to leave a bitch

CrownMeKing said:

If you find yourself having to hide your grow from her...it's time to leave a bitch

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QFT

I had a similar issue with a girl and a mushroom grow. We're now divorced.

Test the waters by saying something next time she and you smoke like, "wouldn't it be cool to grow your own?"

Her response will be your litmus test.

She may well be able to bargain for immunity in exchange for her testimony. Or she could lie, say she just found it and reported it immediately. Lots of things could happen, I wouldn't risk my freedom on the accessory angle.

Thatoneotherkid said:

Think about it this way, knowing of the plants makes her an accessory. Make sure she knows that. If she ever decides to turn you in, she is equally responsible especially if she is moving in with you. I don't know too many people who would turn someone else in if they are going to get fucked in the end

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