Gettin' Clean!

i've been an every day smoker for the past year basically

i took a break 4 weeks ago
smoked about 3 joints and 2 bowls wednesday-fri of last week

i might have a piss test coming up in the next 2 or 3 weeks

i've been drinking a ton of water, and ill start running and drinking more water

will i possibly be clean by the time the test comes around



if it makes any difference i only smoked some mexi brick swag

What kind of test are you taking? Do you know the cutoff limit what they are testing for? Most civillian type tests are at 50 ng cutoff. There is no specified time limit but a rule of thumb would be if you smoked everyday for a year it could take 30+ days, if you just smoke once (a hit or two) every few months, 1-6 days. The best friend in your situation is time, water will only dilute your urine. Start taking a multivitamin, one that has creatine if possible and high levels of vitamin b and niacin, a good one is Mega Men from GNC, the metabolism type. If you know exactly when your test is going to be, you are in luck! You can beat the system by drinking plenty of water before hand, and pissing at least 5 times before the test, by that time your sample should be diluted down enough to not test positive. If it is just a dip stick test you will be good with this method, if its sent to a lab it will be more difficult, however as long as they are not testing for ph the dilution method will work. If you keep creatine in your diet, red meat the day before has alot of natural creatine, sugars. Stay away from coffee, you can even drink an energy drink before hand.

1. Drink lots of water, be careful not to over do it, you can "overdose" on water and dilute the important amino acids in your body and go into shock. If you are pissing every 12 oz bottle, thats good! STAY HYDRATED!
2. Take multivitamin
3. Exercise
4. Pee 4-5 times before you submit the sample, whatever you do, DO NOT use your first pee of the day as this will be the most potent!
5. When submitting the sample, pee in the bowl then when in midstream pee in the cup, then pee back in the bowl! Your "cleanest" specimen will be in midstream.
6. Hope that you're clean!
7. Be weary of the "masking solutions" as they do not always work.

Good luck!

Synthetic urine from local headshop?
There's also those drinks that claim they flush you out in 3 days. I've only KNOWN two people who used it...and passed. But I've read online a lot they don't work all the time.
I think either of these options is about $30-$40.

Day before I took my piss test I took about 15 cranberry pills before I left for the night. Smoked about 2 grams and came out clean! Not to mention smoking about every other day before that, I drank alot of booze so that probably helped me take alot more pisses in between.
Im not gonna lie, I drank 8-10 ounces of water and the 1 serving of cranberry pills(5 pills of some generic buy 1 get one free brand cvs brand) after each piss. The day I went to take the piss test(Try not to exercise the day before or the day of your test so less fat gets burned off(it will prevent you from pissing thc)).

You want your color to be almost clear when you actually piss, like i said, it does matter what type of test you are taking. If it is government, they test down to 12 ng, civillian primarily 50ng.

all i know is that its for a job, not really sure what kind of test they will do. I drink a ton of water, and exercise daily, no soda etc,.

i also take a multivitamin pack from GNC Megamen Sport Performance and Vitality, Fish oil and i also take one called Milk Thistle, which helps clear your system of alcohol and stuff like taht

quick fix for the win.. especially if it's only for a job, it won't be monitored, therefore you can pull of a synthetic swap with realative ease.. quick fix runs about $30 or so, and comes with easy to follow instructions, and so long as you follow them, and keep the urine in the correct temp. range, you'll pass with flying colors..
i've used mine around 5x's or so and passed each time, and i have recently given a bottle of mine to someone in another state and he just told me two days ago that he passed his ua using it as well..
all of the other methods are simply much too risky imo, and why risk it when you can simply use synthetic??

well its not like im smoking anymore, i've quit but i love this community on here. only worried because i smoked a couple of swag joints, last week

Krokaine said:

all i know is that its for a job, not really sure what kind of test they will do. I drink a ton of water, and exercise daily, no soda etc,.

i also take a multivitamin pack from GNC Megamen Sport Performance and Vitality, Fish oil and i also take one called Milk Thistle, which helps clear your system of alcohol and stuff like taht

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It sounds like you are going to be okay, you can try the synthetics, or you can use someone else and use a bottle with a hand warmer wrapped around the bottle to keep it at the correct temp. i have used this method numerous times for observed urinalysis and have been able to pull it off with ease!

This non-impairment urine test disgusts me. They are penalizing people for stuff that happened days or even weeks ago. Pure bullshit. They like their jackboot square on the neck of the working man. Any and every reason to fire people is just fine and dandy in their book. I'd hire a toker over a drinker any damn day of the week.