"Ganga Growing Girls are Hard to FIND"...

dluck

dluck

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Yessica... said:
True - but when you're in love - it FEELS like a fairytale...

You may want to fuckin stab them every once in awhile. But I'd run into a burning building to save my boyf. He's the tits.

EDIT: that's also PRETTY WOMAN. A hooker with a heart of gold. It's one of the very bestest Rom-Com's of all time. Do you NEED a vagina to like that movie?
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No I liked the movie pretty woman
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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NoSwagBag said:
And the movies. Pretty woman

Id sit through it if; the dick breaking sex follows...
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This should be a new rule of dating:

IF a guy will sit through Pretty Woman or another rom-Com of the ladies choice, THEN that guy gets his dick sucked like she's mad at it...

I'd suck a dick for NO BITCHING during my lovely stories of meet-cute's and happy endings...fuck - I HAVE.

hahahahah
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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Yessica... said:
True - but when you're in love - it FEELS like a fairytale...

You may want to fuckin stab them every once in awhile. But I'd run into a burning building to save my boyf. He's the tits.

EDIT: that's also PRETTY WOMAN. A hooker with a heart of gold. It's one of the very bestest Rom-Com's of all time. Do you NEED a vagina to like that movie?
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I like that movie. I dont have one but Ive been called a vagina before.
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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well, well well yeshica you hit the nail on tha head with this one!

I say all of the above, or if you had I'm Gay option that would be my first pick!
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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Yessica... said:
This should be a new rule of dating:

IF a guy will sit through Pretty Woman or another rom-Com of the ladies choice, THEN that guy gets his dick sucked like she's mad at it...

I'd suck a dick for NO BITCHING during my lovely stories of meet-cute's and happy endings...fuck - I HAVE.

hahahahah
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That sounds like a great rule.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Dr.Pecker said:
That sounds like a great rule.
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I call it the blow job currency.

I don't use it, unless I am at an impasse. Or - I just want something.

Yessica: Can I have a massage?

Boyf: Babe I'm real tired, rough day at work, and I have stitches in my hand, I just can't possibly.

Yessica: I'll give a blowie if you give me a massage.

The Boyf: alright MASSAGE time!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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It's a REALLY great currency.

Never tried it with strangers though. I think it would have an almost 100% success rate with strangers.
 
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