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jiggs2269

jiggs2269

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hom36rown said:
Whenever someon comes to my door asking "have you found jesus" I always say "HOLY SHIT, you guys lost him again?"
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I like it. I used to answer the door in my boxers while packing a bowl when I saw the Jehova's Witness' coming down the block. Some times I wouldn't see them coming in which case I would invite them inside and pack a bowl right there. And drink beer. Maybe play a little death metal in the background for the ambiance.

P.s. My ears really aren't that big Davey, I just got huge lobes. I can fit like 20 earings on those bitches.
 
t@intshredder

t@intshredder

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Can a mod move this thread to the "Spirituality & Sexuality & Philosophy" forum? I like my Toke n' Talk free of the jesus freaks.
Thanks! :peace:
 
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Tryingtomastrkush

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monstrgonja said:
Tryingtosmokekush your a fucking tard. i bet you belive that barak obama is the one running the country. i bet you belived all the bullshit bush told you too.. wake up dip shit and quit wahtching fox news and threality tv. tell me some life experiences you ever had to make you have a different outlook on life. probably none you probably never even left your county let alone your state. from personal experiences that ive gone through you woulnd even bare to handle because i barely did. trust there is shit out there that we do not know about. things that are way too complicated for us as humans to handle. for exapmple if a astroid were to hit the planet in one year do you really think they will the the masses? use your brain fuck tard
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What the fuck are you even talking about......all I did was ask if you were mormon.....god isn't an extraterrestrial you fuckin dipshit.

You are making a lot of assumptions about me in that paragraph you pulled out your ass.....How about instead of jumping to conclusions you calm the fuck down and pull your head out of your ass
 
monstrgonja

monstrgonja

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your stil a dip shit and probably not even a grower thats why your are trying to smoke kush, fuck tard. look up the word extraterestrial and tell me what it says dip shit. are you a moron?? if you read the question i asked you what kind of shit have you seen or experienced in life. obviously nothing, so inturn no life experiences===no character====no life====your a loser.
 
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Tryingtomastrkush

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monstrgonja said:
your stil a dip shit and probably not even a grower thats why your are trying to smoke kush, fuck tard. look up the word extraterestrial and tell me what it says dip shit. are you a moron?? if you read the question i asked you what kind of shit have you seen or experienced in life. obviously nothing, so inturn no life experiences===no character====no life====your a loser.
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Lol here you go again summing up my life......You sir are the dipshit......remove the stick from your ass carefully it might bleed a little bit.....its up there pretty far.

Since you cannot read....my name has nothing to do with smoking anything....Reading is a pretty valuable skill
 
monstrgonja

monstrgonja

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Tryingtomastrkush said:
Lol here you go again summing up my life......You sir are the dipshit......remove the stick from your ass carefully it might bleed a little bit.....its up there pretty far.

Since you cannot read....my name has nothing to do with smoking anything....Reading is a pretty valuable skill
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your still a homo
 
t@intshredder

t@intshredder

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Tryingtomastrkush said:
What the fuck are you even talking about......all I did was ask if you were mormon.....god isn't an extraterrestrial you fuckin dipshit.

You are making a lot of assumptions about me in that paragraph you pulled out your ass.....How about instead of jumping to conclusions you calm the fuck down and pull your head out of your ass
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monstrgonja said:
your stil a dip shit and probably not even a grower thats why your are trying to smoke kush, fuck tard. look up the word extraterestrial and tell me what it says dip shit. are you a moron?? if you read the question i asked you what kind of shit have you seen or experienced in life. obviously nothing, so inturn no life experiences===no character====no life====your a loser.
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TTMK - you handling the Special-Ed class in here, today? It would appear you have your work cut out for you. Good luck, brother. :lol:
 
Dfunk

Dfunk

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Listen to yourselves...and people wonder why humans never get anywhere...silly really. Here's one for you all - B.I.B.L.E.( Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth ) interesting huh?
 
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Tryingtomastrkush

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Dfunk said:
Listen to yourselves...and people wonder why humans never get anywhere...silly really. Here's one for you all - B.I.B.L.E.( Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth ) interesting huh?
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Bible is not an acronym.....You can be creative and make an acronym for anything....interesting huh?

Princess diana.......

D.I.A.N.A = Died In A Nasty Accident......OMG!! crazy!
 
wm2009

wm2009

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Dfunk said:
Listen to yourselves...and people wonder why humans never get anywhere...silly really. Here's one for you all - B.I.B.L.E.( Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth ) interesting huh?
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Word "bible" comes from "biblia" in greek book ;)
 
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