funny stoned stories

tusseltussel

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was burnin with my neighbor erlyr, now i grew up in philly and moved south west to a rural area so were burnin and talkin, tell her yes i said her bout a racoon on my pourch it kept commin back so i shot it well she comes back with "did ya eat it" woh so i guess it's like that huh. i didn't eat it im from the city we buy our meat and ive never seen racoon on the menu and it seems natural for them to call em coons now if you said that where i grew up you would be in the obituaries dam it's differant here ppl sayin that shit when im high i could do nothing but laugh we northern folks don't get the munchies for coon i told her. meanwhile her boyfrnd sees me cuttin the grass offers to help and in a deep southrn accent says well i like t mow man i cant take these ppl when im high it's just to funny
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
was burnin with my neighbor erlyr, now i grew up in philly and moved south west to a rural area so were burnin and talkin, tell her yes i said her bout a racoon on my pourch it kept commin back so i shot it well she comes back with "did ya eat it" woh so i guess it's like that huh. i didn't eat it im from the city we buy our meat and ive never seen racoon on the menu and it seems natural for them to call em coons now if you said that where i grew up you would be in the obituaries dam it's differant here ppl sayin that shit when im high i could do nothing but laugh we northern folks don't get the munchies for coon i told her
You think that is gross and funny:

This weekend I see my neighbor outside on the road stooped over something. So me, being high and curious go out to check it out. I walk up to him and say, " Hey what you doing?" As I look down I see a smushed rabbit on the road, freshly run over. (I barfed in my mouth a bit I think) And He says to me "You got a shovel handy?" "What for?" I say. " I am going to scoop him up, skin him and roast it on the bbq tonight". "WHAT?, Are you fucking crazy "I say?. Then I am thinking, this is the fucking rabbit that has been eating all my plants in my gardens so I run and get my shovel for him. lol. He then asks us over for the bbq, and I had to politely decline and basically run away. ( I think I barfed in my mouth again, lol)
Okay, so how fucked up is my neighbor eh? Gross.
 

tusseltussel

Well-Known Member
yea thats a classic:spew: now you dont have to worry bout your plants if you see another eatn your stash just shoot em and invite em over for supper at least that way you know it was shot and not run down with the same tire that drove through horse sh!t a 1\4 mile back or whatevr els could be on the road who knows thats sick, i couldn't do it im still tryin to get the guts to raise some chickens and kill em for food im not a hunter or roadkill eater, or killer in any way not my thing but whatever if you grew up eatn roadkill i guess it aint that bad, guy up the street told me he used to hunt squirrls on my land when he was a kid says he can't eat em no more though they give em indigestion
 
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