Funny Bong Moment

NoviceGrower · Sep 2, 2008

So last weekend me and 3 friends were hitting the bong, before this we already had 2 joints so we were fucked up, well it turns to my friend who i just got smoking literally a few weeks ago, we taught him how to rip the bong but obviously not well enough....so my other friend was sitting to the side of him were the slide was facing, my friend takes a rip off the bong and it was to big, but instead of pulling out of the bong he stays there and coughs into it, the water comes spraying out of slide area and my friend gets soaked, what makes it funnier is the bong is blue and we named it squirtle (because 1 its a little squirt and 2 we were high when we made the name watching pokemon)and the moment my friend does it my other friend yells out "SQUIRTLE HYDRO PUMP!" it was the funniest moment of my life

Also another night during last weekend after we were already high and we dumped the rancid bong water, i went to fill it up and it was fine and my friend was testing it to see if it was good and for 5 mins we couldnt figure out it wasnt working and then i asked him if he was sucking or blowing and he was blowing rofl

Good times man
Peace,
NG

UshUsh · Sep 3, 2008

Hahaha is pretty hilarious lol. I remember when my mate was doing Salvia for the first time, took a hit and zoned out instantly. Tipped the bong water all over the fucking floor hahaha had to scrub it to get the bong water out of there it was hilarious.

smoke2jointsindamorning · Sep 3, 2008

Since you mentioned Salvia I received a big fat bag of the dried leaves for Christmas last year. I love it but not all the time;I mean I don't smoke it like I do the ganja.The rest of it (maybe half once of so) is still around and I have just kept it in a bag. Is there a better way to keep it? How would you recommend using it after such a long time or does it make any difference?Any insight you can provide would be much appreciated. Peace :eyesmoke:

UshUsh said:
Hahaha is pretty hilarious lol. I remember when my mate was doing Salvia for the first time, took a hit and zoned out instantly. Tipped the bong water all over the fucking floor hahaha had to scrub it to get the bong water out of there it was hilarious.

MaryJaneDoe · Sep 3, 2008

smoke2jointsindamorning said:
Since you mentioned Salvia I received a big fat bag of the dried leaves for Christmas last year. I love it but not all the time;I mean I don't smoke it like I do the ganja.The rest of it (maybe half once of so) is still around and I have just kept it in a bag. Is there a better way to keep it? How would you recommend using it after such a long time or does it make any difference?Any insight you can provide would be much appreciated. Peace

Why are you writing so big there Joint face?

MaryJaneDoe · Sep 3, 2008

By the way where in the hell did you get that Fat bag of salvia from your Momma? :lol:

smoke2jointsindamorning · Sep 3, 2008

I am writing so big because my eyes are barely open after smoking the ganja- :lol:

SOMEBEECH · Sep 3, 2008

THAT WSA FUNNY CHIT

buffalosoulja · Sep 3, 2008

Funny story man. I had a homie who was drunk,a nd went to hit the bong and he pulled so hard that he sucked up all the water. That shit was extra funny cuz we were also trippin balls.

Seamaiden · Sep 3, 2008

MaryJaneDoe said:
Why are you writing so big there Joint face?

Prolly so I can read it.

Novice, you made me laugh out loud, good thing I wasn't drinkin' my coffee. :lol:

Squirtle. Squirtle. Skwerr-tuhl. squirtle. turtle. :lol:

Maybe I should get stoned, but I'm watching my ounce get smaller and smaller and smaller.

buffalosoulja · Sep 3, 2008

Seamaiden said:
Prolly so I can read it.

Novice, you made me laugh out loud, good thing I wasn't drinkin' my coffee. Squirtle. Squirtle. Skwerr-tuhl. squirtle. turtle. Maybe I should get stoned, but I'm watching my ounce get smaller and smaller and smaller.

Thats always a sad sight.

Seamaiden · Sep 3, 2008

Yeah, even as my thoughts and hopes are bolstered by watching Miss Cali. Indica Big Bud (that's her name) flower. Not ready, not ready.

Bookworm · Sep 6, 2008

This is the funniest thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seamaiden · Sep 6, 2008

Squirtle.

I was saying that to myself yesterday as I was watering what poses as a garden out front, and I realized that's something my oldest son would name something.

smartsoverambition · Sep 6, 2008

i had a moment where we were so zoned from hitting 2 blunts we tried hitting the bong upside down we held eachother in the airr while all the blood rushed to their head and they were hitting the bong then the guy we were holding upside down coughed out all his smoke and we started laughing REALLY HARD then one friend leaned on my ceiling fan switch, ait caught his shoe lace and he got flung accorss the room, IT WAS SO FUNNY AND EVEN FUNNIER CUZ WE WERE HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
needless to say it was our funniest high moment and but u bet we never hit the bong upside down again lol

Bookworm · Sep 7, 2008

so like a keg stand, with you being held up, facing the floor taking a hit?

at first i pictured you guys holding the bong upside down and I was like THAT SHIT AIN'T GON' WORK BRO!

MaryJaneDoe · Sep 7, 2008

Bookworm said:
so like a keg stand, with you being held up, facing the floor taking a hit?

at first i pictured you guys holding the bong upside down and I was like THAT SHIT AIN'T GON' WORK BRO!

I was wondering, man all the water would run out!! LMAO

smartsoverambition · Sep 7, 2008

yeh like a keg stand but we wouldn't turn the bong upside down we were high not retarded lol
:bigjoint:

Seamaiden · Sep 7, 2008

BONGS IN SPACE! Would they work? I think NOT. :lol:

leowjb · Sep 8, 2008

NoviceGrower said:
So last weekend me and 3 friends were hitting the bong, before this we already had 2 joints so we were fucked up, well it turns to my friend who i just got smoking literally a few weeks ago, we taught him how to rip the bong but obviously not well enough....so my other friend was sitting to the side of him were the slide was facing, my friend takes a rip off the bong and it was to big, but instead of pulling out of the bong he stays there and coughs into it, the water comes spraying out of slide area and my friend gets soaked, what makes it funnier is the bong is blue and we named it squirtle (because 1 its a little squirt and 2 we were high when we made the name watching pokemon)and the moment my friend does it my other friend yells out "SQUIRTLE HYDRO PUMP!" it was the funniest moment of my life

Also another night during last weekend after we were already high and we dumped the rancid bong water, i went to fill it up and it was fine and my friend was testing it to see if it was good and for 5 mins we couldnt figure out it wasnt working and then i asked him if he was sucking or blowing and he was blowing rofl

Good times man
Peace,
NG

Ha ha!! That's so funny! The squirtle shit is hilarious.. And i too have been guilty of forgetting to suck when i'm high... lol but i have to be super fucked.

FlipDV · Sep 13, 2008

leowjb said:
Ha ha!! That's so funny! The squirtle shit is hilarious.. And i too have been guilty of forgetting to suck when i'm high... lol but i have to be super fucked.

yeah man, one time I was smoking a bong and I just held the lighter there thinking why the fuck can't I feel the smoke in my lungs..

I wasn't sucking at all, was just sitting there with the bong, lighting the weed

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