FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

greensister · Jan 13, 2010

This is why you shouldnt grow in an apartment. I really feel for you. There is no way you can stash it in a closet with a box over it and a bunch of shitty smelly underwear and socks in a bag in front of it?

I mean for real, wipe your ass with your underware and put it in a bag in the closet and be cooking fish with lots of garlic when they come.

Meethrip · Jan 14, 2010

donkeyote said:
man fuck them, you need to double check your rental agreement and tell them to shove their 'inspections' up their asses. Obviously still chop the lady anyway to cover your ass, but i wouldn't be letting them in just on general principle.

I'm mean wtf, do private citizens have no rights at all in Canada?

Yo I totally agree with donkeyote, chop her of course just to keep your ass covered but make a point of asking them why it is that your apartment is being inspected and that quite frankly, your not too happy.

Prod1gy132 · Jan 14, 2010

Supgee3 said:
Well, here's an update..... went outside.... checked the mailbox... and got ANOTHER NOTICE saying ANOTHER suite inspection.... this time I am scared because they must know something is up because this time ONLY I got this notice... and it says they could come either the 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, OR 17th....... so I am about to smoke a joint and chop my plant down...

I am so sad.... but I cannot hide her for 5 days.... after all that work hiding it.... just to be screwed anyway........ SIGH

I am chopping the plant down right after I type this.... gonna trim it up and the buds are going to my buddies house to hang to dry.... cuz I cant have them here..

SIGH

I've been in a similer scenario, and it ended up with me cutting down a plant that showed pistils on 4/20. However I have done a few grows since then and it was worth it to cut it as you can always do another grow.

patlpp · Jan 14, 2010

Supgee3 said:
I am chopping the plant down right after I type this.... gonna trim it up and the buds are going to my buddies house to hang to dry.... cuz I cant have them here..

SIGH

You're going to dry it at your friends' house? That's like asking my Pit Bull to guard my food. :fire:

Good luck to u man.... it sounds like you are one of those poor guys that have to concede and just buy your shit....too much trouble to grow. Sorry.

Concord Dawn · Jan 17, 2010

i say put it in a box thats just a little too short and lean it over to the side, it will be ok, and if they complain about the smell, just tell them its only a new air freshner your using, this had to be the greatest thread to follow, glad it all worked out man, happy smokin

wakenbake91 · Jan 17, 2010

patlpp said:
You're going to dry it at your friends' house? That's like asking my Pit Bull to guard my food. Good luck to u man.... it sounds like you are one of those poor guys that have to concede and just buy your shit....too much trouble to grow. Sorry.

Lmao, that was funny, i'd never trust my friends around my bud, when i wasn't there

FileError404 · Jan 17, 2010

If you can dry it at your buddy's house, why can't you finish growing her there?

Good Luck!

T905 · Jan 17, 2010

if you grow in a closet put a damn lock on the door they wont have a key for that. tell em screw off shit they got no right to go threw everything id tell em to blow me haha

RichiRich · Jan 23, 2010

Poor bastard. I feel for you bro.

samljer · Jan 23, 2010

Supgee3 said:
No car, or I'd stash her in my trunk.
Dude, the plant needs to leave my apartment... it WREEKS like kush.

Think the smell is why they want in?

samljer · Jan 23, 2010

greensister said:
This is why you shouldnt grow in an apartment. I really feel for you. There is no way you can stash it in a closet with a box over it and a bunch of shitty smelly underwear and socks in a bag in front of it?

I mean for real, wipe your ass with your underware and put it in a bag in the closet and be cooking fish with lots of garlic when they come.

LOL... fukin A+

smokingrubber · Jan 23, 2010

"Honest, it's Skunk & Fish Stew! Tastes like chicken. My Grandma's recipe

Want some?" LOL.

W Dragon · Jan 27, 2010

alright mate i had an inspection a couple of days ago luckily i got a mylar lined tent and was able to take it all down in about 20mins i stuck my light fans etc in a cupboard and emptied all mine and my girlfriends clothes out of our built in wardrobes i just about managed to get my 5 3 to 31/2 ft in there they took a bit of persuading but like you i'm on my first grow i folded neatly all the clothes and stacked the in piles infront of wardrobes with my misses 40+ pairs of shoes and hit the place with febreeze i made sure the place was absolutely spotless it's all about perception then just before they turned up i light two ciggarettes and let them burn in the ashtrey so as my misses could spray the febreeze infront of them apologising about the smokey smell while she was playing host i was upstairs getting naked my misses said sorry about my partner he's got the flu and i lead there on the bed naked arse hanging out with the door wide open one glimpse was enough for them and they were gone i would reccomend this due to the embarresment factor on there part chances are if there is an aroma your naked arse or nut sack will probably shock it out of their memory and you'll probably just be remembered as the naked dude for better or worse lol

blahblahblah123 · Jan 27, 2010

Saw this great idea from another guy on here.. but your plants in wardrobe boxes, rent just a normal van from a van rental place.. walk them out to the van and leave them in there till the inspections over.

Slight variation, as his original idea was to park the van in his garage, thus keeping it private and safe... but as your in an apartment...

Concord Dawn · Jan 27, 2010

W Dragon said:
alright mate i had an inspection a couple of days ago luckily i got a mylar lined tent and was able to take it all down in about 20mins i stuck my light fans etc in a cupboard and emptied all mine and my girlfriends clothes out of our built in wardrobes i just about managed to get my 5 3 to 31/2 ft in there they took a bit of persuading but like you i'm on my first grow i folded neatly all the clothes and stacked the in piles infront of wardrobes with my misses 40+ pairs of shoes and hit the place with febreeze i made sure the place was absolutely spotless it's all about perception then just before they turned up i light two ciggarettes and let them burn in the ashtrey so as my misses could spray the febreeze infront of them apologising about the smokey smell while she was playing host i was upstairs getting naked my misses said sorry about my partner he's got the flu and i lead there on the bed naked arse hanging out with the door wide open one glimpse was enough for them and they were gone i would reccomend this due to the embarresment factor on there part chances are if there is an aroma your naked arse or nut sack will probably shock it out of their memory and you'll probably just be remembered as the naked dude for better or worse lol

too funny man, great, LoL

eclecticspider · Jan 27, 2010

not good for the plant but it will live

Joker209 · Jan 27, 2010

W Dragon said:
alright mate i had an inspection a couple of days ago luckily i got a mylar lined tent and was able to take it all down in about 20mins i stuck my light fans etc in a cupboard and emptied all mine and my girlfriends clothes out of our built in wardrobes i just about managed to get my 5 3 to 31/2 ft in there they took a bit of persuading but like you i'm on my first grow i folded neatly all the clothes and stacked the in piles infront of wardrobes with my misses 40+ pairs of shoes and hit the place with febreeze i made sure the place was absolutely spotless it's all about perception then just before they turned up i light two ciggarettes and let them burn in the ashtrey so as my misses could spray the febreeze infront of them apologising about the smokey smell while she was playing host i was upstairs getting naked my misses said sorry about my partner he's got the flu and i lead there on the bed naked arse hanging out with the door wide open one glimpse was enough for them and they were gone i would reccomend this due to the embarresment factor on there part chances are if there is an aroma your naked arse or nut sack will probably shock it out of their memory and you'll probably just be remembered as the naked dude for better or worse lol

I read this like 5 minutes ago and am still laughing over this. Throwing some rep your way for the laugh. I own my property so I don't worry about inspections :sleep:

Thanks for the laugh m8

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