FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

curioushiker

Active Member
One more idea, if you have a girlfriend have her in your bedroom when they showup. When they go to look in your room have her there in her panties or wrapped in a towel. When they go to the room have her screem and tell them to get out. They will understand.
 

hero1c

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let the inspector guy come inside, lock the door right behind him and pull a piece on him. Tell him, "if you say shit, i'll fucking kill you and your horse outside, mountie. I'm not going back to jail." if he tells you he's not a cop, and he doesn't give a what about your one plant, just put the gun away and tell him you were kidding around.

ahahahahahaha
 

wheezgethigh

Active Member
#1 put it n a storage n ur apt, all apt sholde had a storage space, #2 buy an old home speaker 30$ gut it and stuff ur plant,#3 hope u got clones chop chop bro
 

Kdoe420

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get a big box and put her in it... get some of them plug in air fresheners and place the box close to where you plug them in...
 

stonedcold89

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had a friend who was kinda in the same mess, and he ended up just puttin it in a cardboard box, tapin it up, and leavin it in his kitchen. landlord didnt even mention it.. then again the landlord here doesnt give a shit so its kinda cool.. good luck man!
 

Hayduke

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Let the inspector guy come inside, lock the door right behind him and pull a piece on him. Tell him, "If you say shit, I'll fucking kill you and your horse outside, mountie. I'm NOT going back to jail." If he tells you he's not a cop, and he doesn't give a what about your one plant, just put the gun away and tell him you were kidding around.
Aboot...he's Canadian!

Plus he would never get away with it...trusty Rin-Tin-Tin would break down the door and bite him in his ass and drag him off to Canadian prison to shovel snow and make hockey sticks!

:leaf::peace::leaf:
 

Z0oted

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No, i bet you could go somewhere and find someone who looks cool and offer them 100 bucks to see if you could leave it at there house for the day.
 

Skunk#1

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No, i bet you could go somewhere and find someone who looks cool and offer them 100 bucks to see if you could leave it at there house for the day.
like 7-11 I bet you could find some one there if you got one of those stores in canada, lots of cool people hang out there reading magazines
 

Murfy

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get the box seal it up and put the sheet over it
put your tv computer and such on top of it
voila its an entertainment center!
 

ohnothimagin

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If you're going to be home for the inspection, unplug your refrigerator and put it in there for a few hours. Either toss your food or loose the plant.
 

overlord

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I use to work maintenance for a large apartment complex in the US. Whenever we were scheduled to do routine maintenance, the office would post a notice on all bulletin boards and at every apartment. Even with weeks of prior notice, tenants would not be prepared for it. They are going to run into people sleeping, naked and many other embarrassing situations for both parties involved. when this happens the natural reaction is to quickly do whatever it is that you are there to do and leave. We knew people had their stashes, and other things within the apartment, but we were not there to act as the police. I think the trash can idea, disguised to look like a nightstand, laundry basket or something similar would be sufficient. The larger the complex the more they have to accomplish and will hasten their departing your apartment. Make sure your place is clean and in good repair, be the model tenant. Their are several ways to deal with the odor even if on a temporary basis, which have already been suggested in this thread.
Secondly, it seems the majority of your paranoia stems from your arrest warrant. Whatever it is for must be minor or they would have come to your job, or tracked your girlfriend to find you. You should consider dealing with it and put it behind you, as it is inevitable that is going to happen one way or another anyhow.
Just my two cents, hope this helps in your decision making, and best of luck to you.
 

ADLpotter

Active Member
seriously, just put it in a cupboard with a ton of bowls of vinegar. They shouldn't be inspecting cupboards, just checking if you've damaged anything. Cupboards are your personal business.
 

Supgee3

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Thanks for all the kind words and support, still unsure what I'm going to do but I definitely don't wanna see this lady die!!!
 

XReaper

Member
dude, think with me,you get some of those(around 2)plastic trash bags,cover the plant with them,stick the plant in a card box,close it , and put more boxes around(some open , so they can see it's shit,like clothes and stuff) so it seems like you're moving or stuff.They will definetly not gonna check what you have inside those boxes.

Edit:idea nº2-When you open the door for them, act in a gay like way, put some dildos around the house,and i'm sure they won't be willing to spend much time in your house.
 
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