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Female Dog In Heat And My Male Dog Is Going Absolutely Nuts. Won't Calm And Down.

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by cannabisguru, Jan 31, 2011.

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    cannabisguru

    cannabisguru Well-Known Member

    Hey everyone. Anyone know of a home remedy to get a male dog to chill the hell out.. when its near a female dog that is in heat?

    I've heard and read about people using menthol and rubbing it on the underside of the female dogs tail. But.. I don't happen to just have some extra menthol laying around. Plus.. I'm not sure what "kind" of menthol they're actually talking about. I would guess they're talking about the 'mint' plant??

    I finally got a sack last night. Some ewwww-weee gooo--wee goodness.. he said its called 'Willy Wonka'?? Whatever the name of it is.. its some fucking KILL!! Best bud I've smoked in a long long time. Got a quarter of it for $120..

    but yeah.. anyhow.. I even smoked TWO! full bowl.. cashed both of them out.. with the male dog. Didn't phase him one freaking bit.. which is odd, most the time he's knocked the hell out within 20 minutes of smoking with me.

    So.. anyone out there have any tips?? Or know what kind of 'menthol' those people were talking about using??

    Thanks.

    peace.
    -cannbisguru
    (aka ganjaluvr)
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    Benassi

    Benassi Well-Known Member

    Just beat your dog off dude, and stop being so selfish with your thumbs.
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    Oldreefer

    Oldreefer Well-Known Member

    Xanax.........
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    canuckgrow

    canuckgrow Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of a joke...How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

































































    Pick him up and suck him off:hump::clap:
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    cannabisguru

    cannabisguru Well-Known Member

    any intelligent advice out there?

    you people got issues... no joke. :|
  6. lol +rep...
  7. A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
    Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
    "What's that mean?" asked the child.
    "Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage."
    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
    Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
    The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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    cannabisguru

    cannabisguru Well-Known Member

    Well, here's one person with some intelligence. I'll speak with you.. if you don't mind.

    You say Xanex? I'm prescribed the pink footballs (.5's) I don't know about giving them any of those though. They're fairly potent pills.. I don't wanna kill my buddy.. just want to calm the little guy down. That's all.

    Don't they sometimes prescribe Valium to dogs.. to calm them down?
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    suTraGrow

    suTraGrow Well-Known Member

    LOL fucking nasty but AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.....


    I don't think there anything you can do except separate them or get him neutered. They do have doggy chill pills but what is he gets outs when your not watching and does the dirty its best to treat the problem permanently and just take care of it temperately IMO
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    cannabisguru

    cannabisguru Well-Known Member

    k what the fuck? this isn't scribblepad.com

    I asked for some advice.. not for immature comments. :|
  11. One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.

    Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

    The blonde said it was hers.

    'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said.

    The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

    The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

    'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

    The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

    The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
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    cannabisguru

    cannabisguru Well-Known Member

    fucking forget it.. I'll go somewhere where there's intelligence and try asking for advice.
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    canuckgrow

    canuckgrow Well-Known Member

    You asked for advice in toke and Talk dude....Whaddya expect
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    Johnny Retro

    Johnny Retro Well-Known Member

    Ok what the fuck, do not give your dog xanax
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    suTraGrow

    suTraGrow Well-Known Member

    Wow calm down friend go smoke a J instead of start trolling on the website. Your on a Marijuana forum people are gonna get stone and say silly things on here all the time :-D Dont take it personally. I figured 1 out of every 6 post are usefull on here so just cipher through the usefull one ignore then ones that don't appeal to you :)
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    Gafoogle

    Gafoogle Active Member

    good god...what happened to this forum.

    they have a point though, you need to consider who you're talking to here. your best option in animal matters is to call your vet, they wont charge you for questions like these.

    that being said, find a way to isolate the dog in heat. simple solution to a simple problem, man. not one qualified vet will tell you to dose your dog for something like being in heat, that's fucked up and cruel. xanax...makes me sick to hear shit like that. and don't tell me it's a joke you all know better!!!! some idiot kid is going to read that and think it's chill to slip their pets pills
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    cannabisguru

    cannabisguru Well-Known Member

    nah I didn't take it personally.. and I know where I'm at. Thanks though :)

    its just.. I figured at least ONE of you would have had SOME sort of intelligent advice... instead of trolling through someones thread posting crap.

    I'm not the one trolling... the people that are posting random crap in my thread.. are the ones trolling.

    I've been here for a long time. Came here back in 2009...

    its me ganjaluvr.. long story short.. I had a computer glitch that needed fixing. Had to format and reinstall Winblows XP on this box. Which just happened to be the box that has my account information on. Lost my password to my account here..

    but yeah.. anyhow. Whatever.. I tried. I'll just figure it out on my own.

    peace..
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    cannabisguru

    cannabisguru Well-Known Member


    uggghhh. Here we go again.

    Its fucked and cruel.. to interrupt my freaking sleep! That's whats cruel! Its not cruel to give your dog something to calm him down dude... thats like saying that its cruel for doctors to give their patients meds for anxiety.. to help calm them down.

    I'm not talking about knocking him out completely man.. I'm saying "something to calm him down some."

    grrrr.
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    cmt1984

    cmt1984 Well-Known Member

    not much you can do with that. go get your dogs fixed.

    dont give your pets drugs.
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    Oldreefer

    Oldreefer Well-Known Member

    I once lived beside a well known musician who regularly gave his dog beer especially "in season"....but that dog was really crazy until it got so drunk it would fall over and sleep...it was kinda funny but sad for the dog to be such a drunk......he also fed it xanax too.....if it's a small dog, break a .5 in half....larger dogs, give it all....certainly NOT my preference but it does work.................otherwise .call a groomer, they use chems to calm dogs for grooming.....

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