Father in Law Challenged Me

He told me that he had a 15 year old stash of weed somewhere in the basement of my house, when I asked him where it was he told me that I would NEVER find it and the next time he is at my house he will show me. Well, I'm a stoner, and a bored stoner today for that matter, so I decided to look.

I at first believed that I wouldn't find it, my basement/garage is filled with junk that has accumulated throughout the years (house was unoccupied for around 10 years and was more of just a storage bin during that time) but I decided to look anyway. Being a stoner I didn't try too hard because, well, I got bored again and decided to just smoke the weed that I had and knew it's location.

Smoked up, then went down to check on my plant and low and behold, I FOUND IT! I had been using a smaller box of his old business cards that I found to put under my girl's shelf and keep her closer to her lights and today I took it out from under her since she was starting to get too close to the lights. I decided to look inside the box at his cards and sure enough, THERE IS THE WEED!

Now of course I tried it, even though it is 15 years old haha, very dry, very bad tasting and didn't even really do much so I decided to hide it from him now when he comes over next he will be looking around for it as I give him a big ass

rofl, good story

trade him-

put some super hi-po fresh shit in there, then put the box back in the spot you originally found it. that'll fuck him up.LOL

Murfy said:

trade him-

put some super hi-po fresh shit in there, then put the box back in the spot you originally found it. that'll fuck him up.LOL

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LMAO, I would love to see his face when he opens it...."WTF....you should use business card boxes to keep your weed in, LOOK!" LMAO

^haha I like that idea^. What the odds tho that it was right under your nose the whole time? Priceless.

LOL thats a bomb story dude

That's a pretty funny story, man. I don't get why some people store their shit like that though. It's almost like they quit and instead of finishing it or selling it, they set it aside for one of those "well, ya never know" days.

i wonder if he came over and when you showed him the grow, he saw it under the plant and decided to tell u about it? thats a funny ass story. i say replace it with some danks. or a bigass cockroach hahaha

Did you find any seeds?? They probably won't crack but why not try and germ'em

haha I would give him a fresh nug but he doesn't smoke anymore (randoms at his job) and no seeds in his stash, just some old dried up nugs haha

How much of a stash did he save? Like fuck 15 years haha

It wasn't much of a stash, just a couple of nugs in a film canister. I was just happy to have found this hidden stash, wanted to make sure I wasn't letting weed sit around in my house that could have been smoked.

Thats real funny shit, best story of the week by far.......oh well it may come close to osama but hes only been in hiding for like 10 years

yeah put some dank in there and play dumb..must be the 15 year cure lol

yeh who cares if he doesnt smoke, would be joyyyy.... hahaa... that priceless look... he will double check like it hasn't age... just say u never seen it before lol...

Hahaha I think I might do that, just to see what his reaction is. "Oh, no, I don't know how that nug got in there, must have been sealed real tight if that nug is still fresh after 15 years, here, let me test the taste for you " haha

so what happened?

He hasn't come to the house yet, lives about 2 hours away so it's not too often that he stops by.

This reminds me of when my wife and I graduated from college and my mom had me get all my shit out of her house. I stopped doing everything (booze and weed included) when I was 18. Fast forward to being a very sober 30 year old and I finally decided to go through all my old boxes from my moms house. After going through things that made me smile and things that made me really depressed, I decided to detail my old Star Wars toy collection.

For 3 days I sat on the floor of my apartment detail cleaning every tiny corner of these damned toys and repairing the decals I could. I get down to my two biggest toys, the At-At and the Imperial Shuttle. As I'm cleaning the Imperial Shuttle, I open the battery case and a little baggy rolls out onto the floor. Inside what looks to be about 1/16th of ground up weed, still smelling incredibly skunk, but dry and nasty for sure. I laugh and toss it aside.

I move on to the At-At, in it's battery compartment I find a bag that had at least a half ounce of what was once upon-a-time, really good bud. Sadly there were no seeds to try and germ and I was still three years away from toking again I just flushed the contents and threw away the baggies. It still makes me smile that my mother unwittingly transported just over a Half ounce of weed through 3 houses in 2 states, and then I moved it to another 4 houses and 2 states before I found it. To this day I don't remember using them as hiding places.

My pop gave me a massive bag of seeds he has collected over 15 years. I started sorting out the viable seeds and found some ancient weed... I vaporized it and I definitely got me high but tasted fugly.