Expressing your dog, Do you do it yourself?

Is that you? You look like a mix between frank zappa and my dad. I didn't know that was you in your avatar the whole time

Skuxx said:

Is that you? You look like a mix between frank zappa and my dad. I didn't know that was you in your avatar the whole time

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My avatar is Frank Zappa, I don't really want to talk about it, but yeah...people say I look just like him. I guess I could be your dad, I don't know though. Anyways have you helped your dog express himself? I wonder how many people here have dogs that have trouble expressing themselves.

one starred.

i really dig the bass line...

I really liked the whole song. Listened to it 3x. I like almost all of Beardo's music.


And no, never expressed my dog, but I have a cat, that is meowlodramatic and needs lots of help with expression

I act like I can't figure it out and make my wife do it.

kind of reminds me of these cool MFers

I saw some fifth graders milk a dawg

i didnt see the red rocket

I don't know what you people are on about but it's kind of weird and off topic
Anyways I was just thinking I bet a lot of people have pets that are unable to express themselves properly and the owners probably don't want to do it and a vet is expensive so I thought maybe I could offer to do it for like $50 or $20 or whatever. Here is a step by step tutorial with pictures but I think a lot of people would rather just pay $10 and have me do it. http://www.wikihow.com/Express-a-Dog's-Anal-Gland

That's why I have 2 dogs so they can express themselves with each other

My cat never could express himself. It made it difficult to have a good relationship. He'd never shares his feelings and isn't able to get in touch with his anger issues.

i once saw mike rowe on dirty jobs expressing some dogs when he worked with this dog groomer lady one time.. the whole thing seemed a bit odd imvho, and the lady seemed a lil too excited about the whole thing, which kind of ruined any chance i had prior of rubbing one out to it, so i changed the channel..

racerboy71 said:

i once saw mike rowe on dirty jobs expressing some dogs when he worked with this dog groomer lady one time.. the whole thing seemed a bit odd imvho, and the lady seemed a lil too excited about the whole thing, which kind of ruined any chance i had prior of rubbing one out to it, so i changed the channel..

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Some people seem to be a bit uncomfortable and uptight about this and that's why I think I could help out and make it a little less uncomfortable and awkward for them by offering to do it, im thinking about asking people at the dog park if I can express their dogs or maybe even making a sign or shirt to help promote the service, I figure maybe I can just do it right there or better yet maybe they will let me take the dog for awhile so I can do it in the shower, either way when they hear they can get their dogs anal glands expressed for $5 I think they will be really into it

maybe you could just say your a dog chiropractor..

$5 a pop ehh? is there an added fee if say i were to watch? how about if i were to help?

racerboy71 said:

$5 a pop ehh? is there an added fee if say i were to watch? how about if i were to help?

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I was wondering if dogs would like to watch dogs doing it on tv? As big as the adult film industry is for humans and as big as big as the pet industry is I think it could be a huge market, I bet your dog would love to watch some dogs getting freaky on tv while you're out or asleep or whatever, could get some award winning bitches from the West Minster dog show to star in the films, I think it could be huge

My sister breeds English mastiffs the female is only into females. Its a lezbo dog maybe that video would be good therapy.

My dog expresses itself via interpretative dance.
it looks like it is just scooting its ass hole on the floor but it is very complex and easy to miss the nuance.