Drug Test

Anyone know quick was to pass a drug test...barely? or anyone have cheap ways they have passed them in the past??

Do it like in the movies. Use a buddy's piss.

All my buddys smoke, i guess i could find a random person who dosnt smoke. A friend paid a kid 5bux off the street to doit. This is a option!

a dude just told me about a way,have you seen them "wizanator2000's"?he decided to make his own since they r like close to $150bucks or some shit....he got a dildo and hollowed that shit out and hooked up some hose and bag on the inside and that was pretty much it,his real shit goes inside the fake and he says it keeps it warm enough,sounds possible....the funny part is that the guy is a white dude and the wienner is a big ass black cock,lol.......i told him he had enough brains to engineer thiscopy cat wizanator but lacked the smarts on getting the same color cock,lol,hahahaha
but wait,there's more.....he said thats all he could find couse he didnt want to go buy one,lol....wait here it comes.......he found it in his olLady's drawer,damn,lol..........i coulcnt stop rolling.......

drink a good bit of vinegar, if you can.

this is the same thing my dad says, mix vinegar an water....i think this is what i am going to end up trying, not smoking for asmany days as i can...to increase the chances. .

I passed the juv. probation tests for two years doing that

wow cool! Well my dad smokes everyday...an he has a job working at the college an i know they had to do a drug test since its a college? an he said vinegar an water so thanks.......BTW


YOU drink days before test or the day of?

day of...maybe like 3 hours before hand, then drink a glass of water before you leave for your test

Ok, so ill go buy some venegar tommrow...Well thanks i will try this

no problem, good luck.

Damn, I gotta try the vinegar too. I have a test in a couple of days. But, it's been a month exactly since I've smoked, and I've been taking mad detox for months.
I took an at home test last week though and failed the shit out of it.
Vinegar here we go!

This is a little fucked up and it probably hurts like a milf...

Mix vinegar and water - inject it into your urethra via a small tube and piss it out when given the test

Saw it on Harsh Times....No clue as to if this works or not but it was a pretty realistic movie.

Well, I'm sure not all these steps are necesary, but I did this and passed my drug test, and it's not one of those, "I know a guy, who knew somebody, who talked to this kid's sister who heard that this works," stories. It worked for me, and still do it for probation. I try not to smoke for a week before the test, at minimum three days. Drink as much water as you can, and during those three days take niacin to help clean you out. Then, the day of the test drink and piss as much as you can. About one hour before your test, drink at least a gallon of water and piss as much as possible. Before you leave to take the test, you have two options, I have tried both to success:
1. Take a glass of water and bleach. Dip a knife in the bleach three times, and dip it in your water and drink that, but make sure not to piss after doing this, to hold in the bleach.

2. The same as said before, the vinegar.


Now, all those steps may be unnecesary, but that's a method i developed and passed my first test with, so i stick strictly to that each time now, and try not to change it much.

Fuck some bleach, and def. fuck penile injections!
My friend just took a drug test at the hospital last night. She had been smoking all the previous weekend, so, it had only been like 36 hours. She pissed in the cup, spat in it, and swirled it around well (WITHOUT using fingers, just swirl it), and fucking passed.
Wtf?

I went to a smoke shop and bought the drink and it worked like a charm. I smoked the night before the test. It was a little pink shot and a pack of vitamins. cost about 30 bucks.

What was the name of the drink?
I've been drinking Sonny's #7 for months now.
Anyone heard of this stuff? It's been around since the 60's. My mom took it for a job waaaay back when.

I use a synthetic kit by Magnum. Works like a charm.

i wish i knew what the name was, it was in a green box with the pink shot in the little window and the pack of vitamins on the other side. I bought it at a local smoke shop in san diego. I tried to find it online but theres just too many differant kinds. ive noticed that a lot of people who drink those really big fruity drinks usually fail. And also it could have been all the water this one wanted me to drink. it said to drink 40 oz 2 hours before you drink the drink and 20 oz after you take it.

Sonny's #7 just comes in a big bottle and it's this white milky, cum looking stuff. Makes you feel pretty gay to drink it.