Drug Test please help!!!

Hi everybody im a frequent marijuana user and i have a pre-employment drug test this friday and i just found out today, the last time i smoked was yesterday and i smoke high grade marijuana and i need to know if theres anything i can drink or do to help me pass the test. I know there is no way to completely clean my system out in just a couple days but is there anything that masks the thc in ur body or helps lower the amount of THC in your urine. Please any information is helpful.

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Hola, exercise will help as THC is stored in your fat cells. Detox with green tea and fiber will help too. Obviously don't smoke any Mary-jane untill the test is done.

Hope you come right man, this will be a close one....

Personally, I never thought much of any of the detox agents. However, several months ago, there was a thread here about a process that seemed to work (?). There were positive posts from members whose opinions I would value so you may want to do some searching. Sorry I can't remember any more. You may want to do more reading on the subject as well. Good Luck!

you need 2 weeks flush mate . I just read this ........If you take Ibuprofen (the over-the-counter pain killer) you will test positive for taking cannabis. you could try get out of it by saying your on such drugs ?

Bentonite... find it, use it, drink TONS of water

I think with the testing it might ultimately come down to how 'druggie' looking you might look. If you look like a real pothead and your piss looks really crappy then they will give your pee a good testing. If you look pretty clean cut and a respectable citizen of your fine country then they wont care as much. I just dreink about 2L of water before I pee so when it comes to the test i'm basically just peeing water.

Basically if you know your getting tested make sure you piss all day the days before so you are filtered.

With all due respect, the answers you have gotten above are inaccurate or just plain stupid. You my friend are pretty much fuked. Are you serious about beating this test? Here are 2 things you can do to beat the drug test. These are both old ways but they still work today.
Dilution tips tricks and guidlines http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html
Theres also substitution, nothing works like smuggling in a sample from somebody you know is clean and you dont have to sweat the results http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1146-substitution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

Now theres a credible answer for you. And dont believe that crap about drinking those miracle drinks either, they dont work and if they do, its only because of the dilution result from taking in a lot of fluids.
Good luck

Commander Strax said:

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

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That thing cracks me up. Its just ingenius but I cant help but laugh at it. It would be my hope that the "freeze dried" powdered urine can still go undetected with todays ever improving testing methods. It doesnt seem to show the price of the kit that doesnt include the ahem.. "wang" Unless your on parole or in the military, they can't go in the room and observe your johnson

Around here you can buy synthetic piss at the gas station for like $10 but I've never tried it. I used to use a clean friend's piss to pass probation drug tests while I was still smoking weed. He would piss in a cup or something and suck it up with a clean/empty visine bottle. I would then keep it tucked under my armpit until time to piss. Another interesting technique I have heard works is to drink a 32oz gatorade with something in it that you buy from the store... I forget what but I think the previous poster that said Bentonite might be it. Then you drink a second clean 32oz gatorade. Piss twice and the third piss will be clean and you have like a 2-3 hour window. This is a rough guideline from my stoner memory so you would need to check into it more, but this is probably the method I would try if I was going to use my real piss. You of course have your detox/flushing/masking drinks you can buy at a head shop, some gas stations, etc. I have heard you can contaminate a sample by having bleach under your finger nails and dipping your finger in the sample or pissing on your finger. Not sure how legit this is. Failing all the above, drink about 50 gallons of water so you piss straight water. Most places would make you drop again if too diluted, but might work for a pre-employment UA.

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Cobnobuler said:

With all due respect, the answers you have gotten above are inaccurate or just plain stupid. You my friend are pretty much fuked. Are you serious about beating this test? Here are 2 things you can do to beat the drug test. These are both old ways but they still work today.
Dilution tips tricks and guidlines http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html
Theres also substitution, nothing works like smuggling in a sample from somebody you know is clean and you dont have to sweat the results http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1146-substitution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

Now theres a credible answer for you. And dont believe that crap about drinking those miracle drinks either, they dont work and if they do, its only because of the dilution result from taking in a lot of fluids.
Good luck

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Bentonite is hardly a miracle drink.. its actually tough to stomach and looks like jizz. That said shit works miracles (in combination with tons of water). It actual upon the fat cells that THC attaches to and because you're drink in lots of water you piss the THC molecules out. The bottle has recommended doses, but I've never followed them except for when I knew I had 3 weeks or so to clean up.

Sonny 7 is a name brand of Bentonite, buy generic.

I remember my cousin had to take a test also and couldn't fail so he took a pill that clean his body for 5 hours or something like that. Look for a pill that cleans your whole body. It does work. Drinking vinigir well help . It;s nasty but yeah.

During a previous employment stint I had to take drug tests. I always had 1 weeks notice. Refrained for the week, drank tons of water. Then on the day of the test I got up early drank as much water as I could tolerate. Go to the bathroom a couple times before the test if possible. Then when you actually pee in the cup let some out in the toilet first then in the cup. I never failed one test. I was a heavy smoker at the time. Not guaranteeing anything but it worked for me. I should state that I have incredibly fast metabolism. I can eat anything in any amount and never go over 150 lb so that probably helps

Honestly if you have an average amount of fat in your body, then no amount of detoxing or anything else will help. The only thing you can do is get fake or somebody else's urine.

my fiancé and I smoke like crazy (lol) and he had to take a UA and he had only 2 days til the test when he found out and was smoking daily prior, so he quit smoking that day and he bought that 8 HOUR GOLD detox drink from our local smoke shop (about 35 or 40 dollars), drank tons of water (put a bunch of lemon and cayenne pepper in it too if you want) and pee-ed a lot, and he passed the test, and he works in the oil field so it is pretty legit testing.. he drank the GOLD 2 hours before his test and pee-ed about 4 times first... hope that helps, cranberry juice and cleansing teas and veggies/fruits are always helpful in addition... I wish they made one where you could smoke up to ten minutes before! but until then that is all I know of.. he told me he has done it a few times also with this same technique and passed

Again I say, these miracle potions work only because of the dilution that goes along with them. This from another site:

Bentonite products, like the magic drink & pill potions, work on the principle of dilution. That means they work because of the amount of fluids you drink along with them. They do not convert THC metabolites into something that can't be detected, as they, the makers and sellers, like you to believe. They do not "flush" them from your system. The only things that remove THC metabolites from your system are time and fat-burning exercise.
You can duplicate the actions of these so-called "wonder products" by following the guidelines in this link:

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines

Never assume the word "toxins" meaning THC metabolites. THC is non-toxic, therefore its incorrect to label THC a "toxin".

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