Drug test in 2 weeks...

..And I absolutely HAVE to pass... this is an amazing job opportunity and I'm an idiot and assumed I wouldn't be tested. I quit 2 weeks ago when I had an interview that went extremely well (and at the end was told a drug test was required). I knew I had the job. A week later I got the offer and I start Oct 12.. just have to go to the lab on my own accord before then.

I bought some at home tests on Amazon that check different levels (20, 50, 100, and 200 ng/ml) and failed miserably when I took one this morning. I've smoked every day, multiple times a day, and usually oil/wax, for nearly 6 years. I'm 5'5" and weigh 125 lbs and work out 5 or 6 days per week.... I really thought I wouldn't have failed at 200 at this point.

After weeks of crazy anxiety and researching detox methods, I've decided that substitution is my only option at this point. I don't have any female friends who are clean and wouldn't pitch an absolute fit if I asked for their piss. So... the question is synthetic or the real deal (dehydrated). I'm going to be testing at Labcorp, unsupervised obviously. I have a vagina.. potential place to hide things if need be (such as thermometer, nail clippers, etc.) but I'd rather not. There are so many reviews online for Quick Fix but I don't trust it... read about too many instances where it failed and I don't like that it doesn't smell like urine.

Has anybody used the freeze-dried real thing? Or passed RECENTLY using synthetic? Please give any and all details!!

Thanks in advance!

Water water water, go pick some midol up and take 2 in the morning. And drink more water than usual. Continue working out. That helps. And stop smoking now. But 2 days before the test you need to stop drinking so much water and allow your body to replenish the natural elements that are present in everyone's urine. Flushing your system is the key. Worked for me

There's a thread a girl just posted il find it she used a technique and passed ......very recently it does involve your ......well you know but it worked il find it and send it to you

If i were you id just be straight up wioth the fuckers go interview and say:

Listen i know i could stop smokoing weed run like crazy on a treadmill and sweat like your mum squirting cunt for a month just so i could pass your stupid test. But would u not rather hire someone with the balls to not actually go thourhg that farse, come to youy and sayu: listen i smoke weed and even if you hire me ill most likely continue, prolly even more so due to the nice fat checks you give me, to do so. I mean its not like you dont do coke at the christmas party nor get prostitues whenever your wifes got her period or you go to thailand?
Stand up and leave, as you open the door, turn back and say:
Ye just so you know 95% of your canditates will most likely take drugs, why noty hire the one that actually came clean about it rather than the ones whove been abusing their kidneys for the past month due to a lack of weight in their testicles? Think about it...
Spit on tyhe floor seize those pieces of shit bottom til top,do a ts ts ts and leave like you own the place after taking explosive diarreas all opver their bathrooms. yes that includes the disabled one as well, lol yopu think i was gonna say the female one?
you pussy

They don't test for sex if you can find a clean male friend.

Indacouch said:

There's a thread a girl just posted il find it she used a technique and passed ......very recently it does involve your ......well you know but it worked il find it and send it to you

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Thanks! Read everything but unfortunately doesn't really help me as the OP had already passed with obviously clean urine and didn't have to deal with buying from a sketchy dealer....

KLITE said:

If i were you id just be straight up wioth the fuckers go interview and say:

Listen i know i could stop smokoing weed run like crazy on a treadmill and sweat like your mum squirting cunt for a month just so i could pass your stupid test. But would u not rather hire someone with the balls to not actually go thourhg that farse, come to youy and sayu: listen i smoke weed and even if you hire me ill most likely continue, prolly even more so due to the nice fat checks you give me, to do so. I mean its not like you dont do coke at the christmas party nor get prostitues whenever your wifes got her period or you go to thailand?
Stand up and leave, as you open the door, turn back and say:
Ye just so you know 95% of your canditates will most likely take drugs, why noty hire the one that actually came clean about it rather than the ones whove been abusing their kidneys for the past month due to a lack of weight in their testicles? Think about it...
Spit on tyhe floor seize those pieces of shit bottom til top,do a ts ts ts and leave like you own the place after taking explosive diarreas all opver their bathrooms. yes that includes the disabled one as well, lol yopu think i was gonna say the female one?
you pussy

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Lololol..... Sounds like a legit plan, I'd be down..... if I had a backup plan, but my broke ass ain't got none.... already quit my current job....

Downtowntillman said:

Water water water, go pick some midol up and take 2 in the morning. And drink more water than usual. Continue working out. That helps. And stop smoking now. But 2 days before the test you need to stop drinking so much water and allow your body to replenish the natural elements that are present in everyone's urine. Flushing your system is the key. Worked for me

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Just don't trust this method.... I don't want to wait until the last second and hope everything goes as planned.... I eat healthy, have been drinking nothing but water (and a ton of it) and have been working out, taking niacin, pissing a lot, etc..... just doesn't make me feel confident that I'll pass.

if I had a backup plan, but my broke ass ain't got none....

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So you are bascially saying your freedom is bound by a financial push back?! In the land of the free?!

I mean am i the only one whos spotting something seriously wrong with this?

KLITE said:

So you are bascially saying your freedom is bound by a financial push back?! In the land of the free?!

I mean am i the only one whos spotting something seriously wrong with this?

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It's an employer they can choose to hire and not hire based on drug usage


I dunno what to tell you bygone best to use search bar we get a lot of these questions perhaps you will find a solution through search

BygonEra said:

Thanks! Read everything but unfortunately doesn't really help me as the OP had already passed with obviously clean urine and didn't have to deal with buying from a


Lololol..... Sounds like a legit plan, I'd be down..... if I had a backup plan, but my broke ass ain't got none.... already quit my current job....

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Well good luck if you could find some clean wizz you'd be set

It's an employer they can choose to hire and not hire based on drug usage

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Lol sunni

BygonEra said:

..And I absolutely HAVE to pass... this is an amazing job opportunity and I'm an idiot and assumed I wouldn't be tested. I quit 2 weeks ago when I had an interview that went extremely well (and at the end was told a drug test was required). I knew I had the job. A week later I got the offer and I start Oct 12.. just have to go to the lab on my own accord before then.

I bought some at home tests on Amazon that check different levels (20, 50, 100, and 200 ng/ml) and failed miserably when I took one this morning. I've smoked every day, multiple times a day, and usually oil/wax, for nearly 6 years. I'm 5'5" and weigh 125 lbs and work out 5 or 6 days per week.... I really thought I wouldn't have failed at 200 at this point.

After weeks of crazy anxiety and researching detox methods, I've decided that substitution is my only option at this point. I don't have any female friends who are clean and wouldn't pitch an absolute fit if I asked for their piss. So... the question is synthetic or the real deal (dehydrated). I'm going to be testing at Labcorp, unsupervised obviously. I have a vagina.. potential place to hide things if need be (such as thermometer, nail clippers, etc.) but I'd rather not. There are so many reviews online for Quick Fix but I don't trust it... read about too many instances where it failed and I don't like that it doesn't smell like urine.

Has anybody used the freeze-dried real thing? Or passed RECENTLY using synthetic? Please give any and all details!!

Thanks in advance!

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have to pass your choice is to get a fake piss kit
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
the medic kit works a buddy had a job with DOD work putting up doors so they randomly tapped them on shoulder told them to show up to testing site.... friend had it for 3 years until his back gave out completely but he smoked every weekend

do not want to go that method
1 change your diet to high fiber low fats food .......this will make u burn more stored fat with THC9 in it (no fatty foods u must burn your own)
2 cranberry juice is your friend .... 1 16oz glass a day fallowed by 3/6 16 oz glasses of water every day (pee pee pee)
3 sweat it out ......work out or sauna does the same thing as peeing but little faster increase the water by 2 if sauna

the next thing is to bring in the ? of the test ........most drug test are cannabinoids some are legal ......u can say u are using Cibdex (legal CBDs sold as supplements) this would make the test come up as a false positive they would need to run a THC9 test (this cost more and they normally write it off as false positive / tell u to stop using it and come back in 2/3 weeks)

There is a company that sells Fruit of the Loom men's boxer shorts with an artificial piss sample. A grow shop I know called bcn420 has them in stock but post may take a while.

If I were you I'd look for the exact same product on EBay - Amazon.

If you google ' Fruit of the loom artificial urine' you can see the product. I'm on my iPhone.

BygonEra said:

Just don't trust this method.... I don't want to wait until the last second and hope everything goes as planned.... I eat healthy, have been drinking nothing but water (and a ton of it) and have been working out, taking niacin, pissing a lot, etc..... just doesn't make me feel confident that I'll pass.

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Well that was a waste of my time and yours. Gl anyway

Use a friends or family. Just make sure, they don't take meds, they test for.. or quick fit. So what if it don't smell like piss. It works.

Luck for you, it's not hair. I've been clean two months now! Jobs I'm looking at do hair. So one more month for me

BygonEra said:

Just don't trust this method.... I don't want to wait until the last second and hope everything goes as planned.... I eat healthy, have been drinking nothing but water (and a ton of it) and have been working out, taking niacin, pissing a lot, etc..... just doesn't make me feel confident that I'll pass.

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Our stats are similar and I imbibe healthily with large amounts of edible. Even so I tested clean at 28 days. Make sure the day before the test you don't work out and you eat everything not tied down ditto the day of the test. You don't want to be losing weight that day.

Take B12 the night before and whatever you do do not give them a first in the morning specimen and drink lots of water. If you fail for dilution it's no big deal and will give you more time to get clean.

Finally as a real Hail Mary I might use a guys urine, if you are really sure he's not on some other drug or even this one, or you are taking the test for a security type job, because if they wish to identify your gender they can. But it is pretty expensive test. I've only heard of it's use with clearances and jobs that require a clearance.

Good luck and let us know how it goes. I've missed seeing you around here.

Can someone decipher these results? Did I pass..? First time seeing any kind of obvious line...

Looks like a false positive result.

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Can someone decipher these results? Did I pass..? First time seeing any kind of obvious line...
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I'd read that as a pass. How far over 28 days are you?

I'm at 28 days today. Just took another one and the line was more defined, I'd day a definite pass, but I drank a lot of tea and have been peeing a lot.. so... I don't know if it's just diluted or what. Looked normal though. But at this point, since I don't 100% trust these drug tests enough to try to piss clean at the lab, I should be getting my fake stuff from testclear.com tomorrow and plan on mixing some real with some synthetic...

Thanks for the help guys... The anxiety is killing me!!