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Drinking Viniger 2 Get Clean 4 A Pee Test.

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by McDoobie, Jun 24, 2007.

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    McDoobie

    McDoobie Active Member

    So Like 4 Tha Last 1 or 2 Months Ive Been Smoking,
    Lots Of Weed :joint::joint::joint::joint::joint:Like Every Day. :hump:
    But I Was On Probation, lol. :?
    I Got A Pee Test Coming Up In A Week or So.
    Will Drinking A Cup or 2 Of Viniger Clean Me Out? :confused:
    Or Will I Need 2 Drink More?
    HELP ME OUT PLEASE :blsmoke:

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    mogie

    mogie Well-Known Member

    This and much much more info is in FAQ.

    contrary to popular rumour; there is NO evidence that goldenseal, vinegar, niacin, or vitamin C help. However, high-dosage aspirin may reduce the sensitivity of the EMIT urine test for pot (only). Many people wash themselves out for several days in advance by drinking a lot and exercising, but there is no reason to think this is useful. In no case should you give your first urine of the morning, since drug metabolites tend to build up during your sleep.

    While you're loading up on water before the test, you may also want to take a large dose (50-100 milligrams) of vitamin B-2, available in B-complex multivitamins (avoid multivitamins like berocca, these cause urine to fluoresce and give the game away ) The purpose of this is to colour your urine yellow (test your vitamins 2 days before you take the test to ensure you can produce good colour urine), since otherwise you are likely to produce clear, watery urine, which makes some collectors suspicious. In rare instances, some labs will reject a sample for being too watery; in this case, however, they will typically give you a second chance. Wait until your test results have been confirmed before indulging in compromising behaviour.

    You can boost your fluid output by taking diuretics, which stimulate urination. Weak diuretics include coffee, cranberry juice, certain health food products and over-the-counter pills for pre-menstrual water retention. If you're taking the test on very short notice, you may wish to resort to more potent diuretics, which are widely prescribed to treat high blood pressure. Although strong diuretics, such as furosemide (Lasix®), are available only on prescription in the U.S., they can be had over-the-counter in Mexico and other foreign countries. Beware as they can be dangerous for certain persons, such as diabetics or pregnant women, and can cause problems if taken over extended periods. Diuretics can be detected in urine, but are rarely checked except for athletes.

    The following regime has been suggested by a former army drug testing officer (Robert Freeman, "How to 'Beat' a Drug Test," High Times, Aug. 1988): Take an 80-milligram dose of Lasix; take a hefty drink of water; piss two or three times, then take the test. If you're lucky and didn't smoke too much pot, a good washout may get you past a test on a couple days' notice. However, regular smokers should allow at least a week or two if at all possible.

    Additional Detoxification program
    Contributed by: Psychotropic Nomad

    This process takes five days, you need to be committed in order to successfully test clear for the urine test. There are some products out on the market that are effective, but a lot of them can be overly expensive. Eating habits will need to be changed, and you need to drink 8 glasses (at least 16oz) of liquid for each of the five days (40 glasses total). Below are a list of examples of what foods/liquids that you can/cannot consume for the 5 days of detoxification:

    Liquids you CAN drink:
    Water, Ocean Spray Juice, Iced tea (no sugar), Mineral Water, Diet soda (read labels) or Herb tea (no barley, dates, figs, sugar).

    Liquids you CANNOT drink:
    Orange Juice, Cola, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Lemonade, Grapefruit Juice, Beer
    Hard Liquor, Any caffinated liquid or artificial sweeteners.

    Foods you CAN eat:
    Any type of meat, cheese, eggs, fowl, fish, shellfish.
    Veggies: Lettuce, Romaine, Arugula, Endive, radishes, peppers, chives, parsley, cucumber, celery, olives, mushrooms, alphalfa sprouts, bok choy, asparagus, string beans, cabbage, beet greens, chard, eggplant, kale, onion, snow peas, turnips, pumpkin, broccoli, spinach, avocado, tomato, squash, collard greens and artichokes.

    Foods you CANNOT eat:
    Bread, cookies, pasta, oranges, grapefruits, potato chips, pancakes, carrots, rice, potato’s, ice cream, pizza, french fries, honey, bananas and chocolate (ANYTHING WITH SUGAR IN IT).

    THC clings to fatty cells in your body; in order to flush all THC out of your system you cannot consume anything with sugar. If you fail this simple task you will have to start all over again, at times it may be difficult to avoid these things, but "no pain no gain". Urinate as frequently as possible, if urine is not yellowish in color they may not accept it, so an hour before you take the test, take a multi-vitamin and some vitamin C pills, brings color to urine. Avoid multivitamins like berocca. These cause urine to fluoresce and give the game away. Test your vitamins 2 days before you take the test to ensure you can produce good colour urine.

    DRUG SCREENS: It has been suggested that the ingestion of certain substances might alter body chemistry so as to disguise drug use. Although many products are currently being marketed as drug screens in head shops, High Times etc, few have any solid scientific basis. Activated charcoal, a common detoxifier, might help lower metabolite levels a bit in long-term users if taken over the course of some days or weeks. It has been suggested on theoretical grounds that lecithin, a food emulsifier, might also be useful if taken over extended periods, but this hasn't been proven. A number of high-priced herbal teas and powders are promoted as urine cleansers, with no good medical rationale. While some users have reported remarkable success with them, many others have not. Independent experiments suggest that it may be water dilution, not the screen itself that accounts for success.
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    tzell29

    tzell29 Active Member

    Doob, I use magnesium citrate. It's a lax. But it has never failed me!
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    space_weaseal

    space_weaseal Well-Known Member

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    space_weaseal

    space_weaseal Well-Known Member

    Man i forgot to mention that they have this damn mouth swab test now.
    (is something new to me)
    A few weeks back i had to go for a drug test for a new job and i thought it would be the standard urin test...NOPE! I got to the job sight thinking i would pick up my paper work to go do my piss test. I had my ready clean in the car ready to go and i go inside and BAMM the manager said ok lets do it. He broke out this box of swabs "all legit packaged drug test" and opened it up and it was this sponge like swab that i had to put between my cheek and gum untill it got juciy (this is no bs). And i did smoke that day. The dude takes it and rings it out on the test strip..The good news is we started to bs and he did not even look at it and tossed it in the trash and said i passed.
    So fyi places are getting sneaky about these things.
    I did do some reasearch on the damn thing and it is legit....
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    BloodShotI'z

    BloodShotI'z Well-Known Member

    I dont bother trying to clean my urine...or wait for it to clear up.

    At my headshop they sell a pouch of fake urine attatched to a velcro belt that wraps around your waiste. It has a small tube to slip thru your zipper to pee into the cup.

    I think it costs like $60. My GF who is a flight attndt uses it to pass NTSB drug screenings. I used it to get my job Im at now...and another time for a part time.

    Her friends use it too...one was hired for JP Morgan as bank mangr. and another is a nurse. We all passed urine tests using this stuff. I'll look for the name of it ans post it.
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    xtrmhkr

    xtrmhkr Well-Known Member

    get a bottle of urine luck its senthetic urine in 4oz bottle with temp strip on side i used this even when people where watching me
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    heymo85

    heymo85 Well-Known Member

    they sell drinks at gnc for like 50$ and its worked everytime ive used em..its used the day of but makes u shit alot...but i had to piss for a county job and passed no problem.
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    Erniedytn

    Erniedytn Master of Mayhem

    I made a homemade version of this! It involves a rubber glove, some duct tape, and a friend that is clean, however I do not think it will work for you because your test is for probation and not a job.

    McDoobie--- Do they watch you pee? Do you know if they do a strip test, or send it to a lab?
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    BloodShotI'z

    BloodShotI'z Well-Known Member

    They watched me too...well watched me go to the urinal and pull that cord outta my draws. Mine had a temp strip too. It shows the safe temp range in green...too hot or too cold and thats red...dont use if its not within the green range....human body temp. And the shit lasts like 1.5 years if you keep it outta the sun/too much heat.
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    xtrmhkr

    xtrmhkr Well-Known Member

    all they guys at work stick it in the microwave everyday i don't do it cause i the the nuke might kill some of the stuff in it
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    leftreartire

    leftreartire Active Member

    where I work we are always getting called for random urines and what works for us I plenty of water the night before work and plenty All day giving a weak sample usualy they won't ask again due to the cost of retesting. either that or we keep the urinator on hand for any Monday test for coke user and weekend worriors, in 3 years of employment only know 2 guys who failed cause they thought they were clean and it was dust anyways,
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    420OldSchoolDJ420

    420OldSchoolDJ420 New Member

    i normally stay away from "help me pass a drug test" threads.. But..
    You will come out better by drinking a gallon or so of water the morning you wake up of the day of your test.. after you finish the gallon and piss about 4-5 times and your pissing clear, you will have a good chance of passing.. This is confirmed true.. however it is in no way fool proof. my guess is its about 30-50% efffective

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