Dont Tell Anybody....anybody!!!!

closet grower said:

I am moving the plants to another area of the house that my kids know is off limits no matter what.

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Mommy, why did you move the maple trees to the crack cocaine room????



and i agree with the post above.. you cant even tell the people you trust because when it comes to something like this, its a new level of trust... one that you can barely achieve yourself, much less letting someone else in it...

lol... the crack cocaine room.....good one Koncyse... anyway, they have been moved to my bedroom closet, not a cocaine room weenie boy.. That is the off limits room in my house...

Stoney McFried said:

Hows about you grow legal stuff...like tomatoes, bell peppers...all that shit...then dry up some of the leaves and have her smoke them! And if ya get raided, you have the pleasure of innocently stating...what? Can't a man grow roses in his closet?

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ROFL!! That is some funny shit. It's all good now...

3 months till harvest hahahaahaah

closet grower said:

lol... the crack cocaine room.....good one Koncyse... anyway, they have been moved to my bedroom closet, not a cocaine room weenie boy.. That is the off limits room in my house...

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dude.. i cant believe a little girl found ur grow room, and u told her it was maple trees !!!!!!!!!!!

(edit) I just read that little girl was your daughter!!! What were you thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your a bad parent.














jk. I wish my mom grew pot when i was 11

iBLaZe4tozErO said:

good man... Now I gotta find a way to avoid friends till they forget. I fucked up too I let I couple friends know. I know I'm a dumb ass. But I was excited and figure I'm within my limits so... after my bike got jacked 2weeks ago, I dnt trust at all anymore ( as I should of already. ) I've been teaching shit to them but after I hook them up with cuts I'm gonna dissappear into the darkness for a while. Plus I think I'm gonna move and they're not gonna see my op after that.

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That sucks man. I hope you learned your lesson, just like i did!!

Its all good, your just gonna have to harvest a couple months late!!

Good luck man.

I only told my cousin, who I actually think might fuck me over and try to steal my plants once i transplant them outside..... but then again he did give me the seeds and is growing a lot of his own shit, but ya never know....

GiantEthiopian said:

dude.. i cant believe a little girl found ur grow room, and u told her it was maple trees !!!!!!!!!!!

(edit) I just read that little girl was your daughter!!! What were you thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your a bad parent.














jk. I wish my mom grew pot when i was 11

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Mine did, it was "merc" (short for commercial). I wasn't quite sure of what it was til some of my friends came over and went nucking futz.
And when I was really little and I discovered my folks and uncle smokin' up, they told me it was turkey feathers. I wondered why anyone would want to smoke turkey feathers, but then again they wanted to smoke cigarettes and at least turkey feathers smell better. And I told them so. They laughed their asses off and I couldn't figure out what was so funny, back then.

hahaahaha ^^ kids say the darnest things.

closet grower said:

I've been growing for quite some time now and I tell NO ONE! My second youngest who is 11 came to me last night and asked what I was growing. She knows I grow all different types of plants but she noticed something different about these ones. She asked what they were and I told her they were "Maples Trees". She asked why they are growing in the closet and not outside and I told her they will have to be transplanted in a couple of months because they will be too big for the house then. lol She bought my story, told me I was an awesome mom 'cause I'm helping the earth. I'll be harvesting my 5 beautiful Jack Herer's in about 7 weeks now... right about the time the "Maple Trees" will leave the closet... lol My next grow will have to be elsewhere in the house now - with a padlocked door!

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unless you child has autism(god forbid) and doesnt speak to anyone besides you, expect someone to know. Good luck.

For starters GiantEthiopian, I am NOT a bad parent just because my daughter "found" my grow room. And she did not "find" my grow room, it just happens to be the same room I start all my plants in whether they be regular outside plants or my weed. How the hell does that make me a bad parent?? I am now, and have been, an avid gardener for many years and I use the same lighting system for all my plant species. Take a look at your own postings here... I guess maybe you're a bad brother 'cause you're sister ratted you out to her friends. Who's still growing the weed man... me or you????

And as for you Seamaiden, lol, I wish my own mother grew weed when I was eleven as well... that would have been way too cool back then.

And no my daughter does not have autism 40acres. She is an unbelievably bright young lady and she knows what harvested marijuana looks and smells like but doesn't know at this point what it looks like as an actual plant. Her two older siblings smoke it and she is aware that it is an illegal substance but she is also aware that she is not to tell anyone that her siblings are smokers. I will say that this child has been raised to respect herself, myself, her siblings and all other persons private business. I think all children should be taught at a young age what is appropriate to talk about and what is not and that gossip and hearsay do nothing but cause trouble needlessly.

closet grower said:

And as for you Seamaiden, lol, I wish my own mother grew weed when I was eleven as well... that would have been way too cool back then.

And no my daughter does not have autism 40acres. She is an unbelievably bright young lady and she knows what harvested marijuana looks and smells like but doesn't know at this point what it looks like as an actual plant. Her two older siblings smoke it and she is aware that it is an illegal substance but she is also aware that she is not to tell anyone that her siblings are smokers. I will say that this child has been raised to respect herself, myself, her siblings and all other persons private business. I think all children should be taught at a young age what is appropriate to talk about and what is not and that gossip and hearsay do nothing but cause trouble needlessly.

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my friend and i have both been smoking regularly for medical reasons ( and because getting high just fucking rocks =D) her for MS and me for a chronic eye disease...

her daughter has just turned 13 today and has always been taught that what we do is wrong according to the law but is right because it helps us deal with our conditions better than anything we get from the doctors and that real drugs ie. meth, herion, coke, etc. are not good for you like herb is, and can actually kill you while herb could never kill you...

she knows damn well what would happen if she told anyone because one of her schoolmates told on his parents and they were arrested and he was sent to foster care...

children are always going to get into what theyre not supposed to, thats the nature of the beast, being honest with them is the only way to go in my opinion....

I agree with you 100% jaiddragon. Honesty is by far the BEST policy with kids of any age. I didn't tell her exactly what the plants in question were because she doesn't need to know that at this point in time. The answer I gave her about them being trees satisfied her and that is all that mattered at that moment. She will know in time what they really are but now is not the time.

damn man ..

My appologies seamaiden, I reread the posts and realized this morning that it was GiantEthiopian who said about wishing his mom grew weed when he was eleven... and GiantEthiopian is also reread my last post to you. I think it sounds like I'm pissy with you but I'm not... I wish computers could actually show the emotions we feel when we are writing stuff in here... and yeah, I'm baked so I probably sound like a tool but I don't give a shit.. lol Anyway, hope all goes well when you do get to grow again and this time... DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!! Come on over to my house... I'll smoke a couple with ya.

closet grower said:

I agree with you 100% jaiddragon. Honesty is by far the BEST policy with kids of any age. I didn't tell her exactly what the plants in question were because she doesn't need to know that at this point in time. The answer I gave her about them being trees satisfied her and that is all that mattered at that moment. She will know in time what they really are but now is not the time.

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Honesty is hardly ever the best policy. Thats how people go to jail.

Did anyone mention DONT TELL ANYONE ......

Break her fucking knees then

40acres said:

I'm pretty sure its "wanksta".

Did you see that on a movie?or did you take it directly from 50 cent?

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snoop doggy dog

closet grower said:

My appologies seamaiden, I reread the posts and realized this morning that it was GiantEthiopian who said about wishing his mom grew weed when he was eleven... and GiantEthiopian is also reread my last post to you. I think it sounds like I'm pissy with you but I'm not... I wish computers could actually show the emotions we feel when we are writing stuff in here... and yeah, I'm baked so I probably sound like a tool but I don't give a shit.. lol Anyway, hope all goes well when you do get to grow again and this time... DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!! Come on over to my house... I'll smoke a couple with ya.

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Hahahahha. Thats some funny shit.

I started blazing when I was 11... seriously

I even tried growing it!! but i didn't know shit about growing back then.

Anyways, I guess you can be my weed mom

Lets go halves on a philly!!

What strain did you grow? have any pics?

was it frosty as hell?!!

lol... hey I like that name... "Weed Mom"
I grow mostly Jack Herer... and it is some awesome weed too. I've been experimenting with this crop and so far so good. Jack is normally a very tall plant but I've got them down to about 3ft total height with not alot of bushing out through cloning and experimentation and two of them are nothing but bud from head to toe, covered in crystal and stinking to high heaven... lol The other 3 are doing very well but not as many bud sites as I had hoped. Will be harvesting in a few more weeks and I can't wait. I have a digicam but I can't transfer to the comp because I lent my usb cord for it to a friend and it hasn't returned yet. As soon as I have it back I will post some eye candy for you. Working on experimenting with some new clones as well. I'll let you know how they turn out. Take care my friend.