Do people from Scotland really say...?

I can see Inverness castle from my window (sheriffs court). I'm half buchanan, the lowlands. And half grant.


perfer the buchanan tartan ... more stylish.

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Oscar Zeta Acosta said:

I can't understand the scots. I've tried and worked with many, but honestly find it harder than other languages I've never heard of. I usually just nod my head and say yes and hope for the best.

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had the same problem and used to do the nod thing as well, till one day, the guy i was nodding to said "well whats the fuckin time then" now i make out i'm a bit deaf

The Grand Canyon was formed when a scotsman dropped a £1 coin down a rabbit hole

and the call for 'Kenny Guru' when they get locked in

smoke doubt said:

The Grand Canyon was formed when a scotsman dropped a £1 coin down a rabbit hole

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That's right. Yes, we made the Grand Canyon with a pound coin. Be thankful.

smoke doubt said:

and the call for 'Kenny Guru' when they get locked in

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when they called what?

smoke doubt said:

and the call for 'Kenny Guru' when they get locked in

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are you not from scotland?

yeah I so prefer hey dude... or yo bitch compared to what he says..

MrFrance said:

when they called what?

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Billy Baroo ?

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I'd say he's laying it on a bit thick for today's times. My grandma was from nw/hebrides Scotland, then as a young adult Glasgow- always had the hard A's in her brogue-taco, palm & aquamarine were hilarious to hear her say. But she & her brothers would say "Och aye" often & usually to me "stop being such a cheeky wee lass." but I don't recall hearing much "aye lass or laddie", even amongst themselves...although every so often they'd be hitting the brandy a good bit more than to 'warm their bones', their scots-gaelic would be spoken & the rest of us had not a damn clue wth was said.

Just say to him "what is the muckin oot oh Gordies Byre" ie the cleaning of Georges cow shed.
Or "ehl tan you we a bucky bottle" ie i will smash this bottle of Buckfast over your head.
Or if it's shit or shite if it's shite well he's a Scot lol.

When I went to Scotland the taxi driver said I should hit the pubs and use my American accent, that it was a huge advantage over there. So it works both ways apparently. It's funny an english accent here in America is not a plus in my opinion. I cant stand that CNN bitch whats his name. Especially calling for a gun ban when he isnt even from here. Fucking loyalist piece of shit.

peazbury said:

hello good sir where abouts on scotland are you? Im from the highlands myself and I am struggling to get my hands on any quality marijuana and due to certain circumstances I am unable to grow at present. Anywho if you were to have some spare I would be happy to come to some arrangement if you were willing to part with some.

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They say a true Scotsman wears nothing on under his kilt. But HO, there is a problem.

ALWAYS wear underwear under a kilt, I'm Scottish and I'm telling you.

My sister got married recently, and I was a proper Scotsman. Sat on her knee for a photo, stood up, left a skidmark.