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Detoxify Instant Clean

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by distortedXview, Aug 18, 2012.

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    distortedXview

    distortedXview Member

    https://detoxify.com/our-products/high-toxin-levels/instant-clean.html

    So I have a job interview and drug test in 3 days. I've been a heavy smoker for 9 years and have laid off from smoking for the past 5 days. Anyone ever heard of this Detoxify Instant Clean? Any reviews? I already have the product and plan on using it if I don't receive any negative feedback about it. Also, I will post the results whenever I get them to help inform others. Thanks in advance.
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    Balzac89

    Balzac89 I moderate therefore I am

    Your piss is gonna be radioactive. I would get some clean piss.
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    distortedXview

    distortedXview Member

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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    I have not-high hopes. But even so, best luck. cn
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    kinetic

    kinetic Well-Known Member

    I used a sythnetic twice, with success. shake, nuke, hand warmers around the bottle with a rubber band. taped to groin area. dress nice, and be polite, I have a friend who is one of us but administering these as part of their job.
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    GYMRATjoos

    GYMRATjoos Member

    GO to your local vitamin shop. or GNC and ask for "THE STUFF" you dont smoke at least 2 days without it and drink plenty of water the morning of too, I have past every test with THE STUFF and as long as you follow these directions youll be fine. I SMOKE EVERYDAY at least 12 times a day! ALL DAY! ...GOOODLUCK!
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    distortedXview

    distortedXview Member

    Any chance you know the brand? I've looked on GNC for it and googled "the stuff". Nothing found on GNC's site and google had a whole lot of different brands.
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    Stroker

    Stroker Well-Known Member

    Vinegar nasty as fuck, works.
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    zeus1337

    zeus1337 Member

    I also got the instant clean and I will find out shortly if it does the job. I am a heavy smoker, been smoking for about 10 years and I haven't really tried to detox before today. I took a drug test and I still came up positive for THC but that was also close to the first hour of taking the pills. My urine is also coming out very diluted so I will have to drink a soda or something before going in. Pretty nervous, but I'll post and let you know if this product works.
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    AltarNation

    AltarNation Well-Known Member

    Forget that shit. The ONLY good solution is synthetic urine or have a friend pee in a condom. Either way, you MUST maintain temperature accuracy.

    I recommend quickfix: http://www.urineluck.com

    It simply does not fail, as long as you don't fuck it up.

    All detox drinks are a crapshoot that could be equalled by chugging a lot of water and taking a B-vitamin at the last minute. It might work, it might not.

    Go with the sure thing.
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    AltarNation

    AltarNation Well-Known Member

    Just in case OP didn't see this.

    Seriously, SYNTHETIC IS THE WAY TO GO.
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    cedric4350

    cedric4350 Member

    If your drug test is monitored with someone who is standing right behind you, synthetic urine won't work. Will detoxify instant clean actually work? Because I have someone standing behind me when I piss.
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    kinetic

    kinetic Well-Known Member

    I've never heard of a job entry screen being watched. I have heard of DOT jobs being observed though. Whizanattor maybe your answer.
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    silasraven

    silasraven Well-Known Member

    ultimate gold dude.

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