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Zaehet Strife

Zaehet Strife

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28 years young.

I don't want your fucking pity story. I don't want your sympathy either. This is a hypothetical question, to not only help me, but everyone else who may have ever thought the thought.

What do you think would be the fastest, most painless way to kill yourself?

Not saying I am going to do it, and I most likely wont, just wondering what the thoughts and opinions of others might be.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Zaehet Strife said:
28 years young.

I don't want your fucking pity story. I don't want your sympathy either. This is a hypothetical question, to not only help me, but everyone else who may have ever thought the thought.

What do you think would be the fastest, most painless way to kill yourself?

Not saying I am going to do it, and I most likely wont, just wondering what the thoughts and opinions of others might be.
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Hey, Z! Glad you qualified that, some people may have worried about you ;) I think a bullet through the brain via the roof of the mouth is pretty fucking painless, and quick. If I were going to do it, I'd do that or shoot some H and take a nose dive off a sky scraper...
 
charface

charface

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Wrap your head in a wet towel.
12gauge in mouth
Toe in trigger.

The towel is for the sake of the one who finds you.

Its cleaner
 
Wait, what?

Wait, what?

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Run a hose from the tailpipe into the window of your car. The gas is actually pleasent

Personally, I'd do the headshot after taking out a certain child molester in the family
 
Zaehet Strife

Zaehet Strife

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Yeah, maybe jumping off a tall building after a sweet climb, and shoot yourself in the head right before you hit the ground!

But maybe it would be better to do something kind like taking out a child molester or something along those lines before cutting the line.
 
charface

charface

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Worse case scenario you end up like the kid that shotgunned his head almost
off and lived in agony for a few years.

His parents sued judas priest.
His finale years were shit
 
ProPheT 216

ProPheT 216

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Double barrel your face off, better do it right the first time tho

Everyone intuitively know their is a creator god, and that they aren't him. One of the most famous quotes of all time... "There are no atheists in foxholes"
 
Nitegazer

Nitegazer

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Zaehet Strife said:
28 years young.

I don't want your fucking pity story. I don't want your sympathy either. This is a hypothetical question, to not only help me, but everyone else who may have ever thought the thought.

What do you think would be the fastest, most painless way to kill yourself?

Not saying I am going to do it, and I most likely wont, just wondering what the thoughts and opinions of others might be.
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If you want serious help finding a technique, I would Google 'Painless Suicide Techniqes'-- lots of good info, and you'll find better information that what most of us stoners can provide. There are a surprising number of sites on the topic.

Then again, this thread might just be for some laughs; if so, rock on.
 
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