Crossing the border with hash??

Slurpy

Active Member
Are you crazy? It's not worth it. Customs can make you think that the street po-po ain't shite.
I definitely understand that but don't they need a reason to be that hardcore with you? My friends went to New York a few months ago (i was gonna go but had work) and they said they had no problem at all at the border. They mentioned they were going to the New York comic-con (ya we're kinda nerdy) and the one border guy was like "never heard of it" and then some other border guy that wasn't doing anything said "oh ya Steve is going to that this weekend" and their border guy said "oh really? Sweet go on through guys".

But I guess it all depends if you get a dick at the border who decides "ya these are 4 guys in their late 20's going to the US, search em".
 

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
As much as its "distasteful", if you must insist on smuggling at least conceal it "properly" where most heterosexual males wouldn't check...smuggling isn't exactly glamorous, it's the ends justify the means ;)

Not that I'd personally do any of the above, but if you're gonna do it, you may aswell go "balls in".
 

Corso312

Well-Known Member
that is what makes it sketchy...4 young guys..there is a good chance that one or teo has some green or pills...tons of x comes in through canada....if you were you alone ..no problems but with a full car you never know man..good luck..i would probably do it too but i don't mind taking risks...jock it or in shoe and 99% chance nothing happens
 

Slurpy

Active Member
As much as its "distasteful", if you must insist on smuggling at least conceal it "properly" where most heterosexual males wouldn't check...smuggling isn't exactly glamorous, it's the ends justify the means ;)

Not that I'd personally do any of the above, but if you're gonna do it, you may aswell go "balls in".
Well I don't have a problem taping it to my sack or something. I mean its only about an hour and a half ride to the border from my place, and once we cross I would take it right off. I've just heard from other people if they do decide to search your car and theres a dog around, it could even smell it taped to your crotch in saran wrap. Course thats if there is a dog there. If they do a search with no dog I don't see it being much of an issue.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
The people have spoken !!!
Just Put it in your butt , we're not judging you bro ;)
Use a buttproof container though, or you're very liable to get stoned off your ass.
Once you've retrieved your stash from its special place (and very thoroughly cleaned the buttproof exterior), you'll giggle every time you watch your friends get stoned off your ass. cn
 

KushXOJ

Well-Known Member
Use a buttproof container though, or you're very liable to get stoned off your ass.
Once you've retrieved your stash from its special place (and very thoroughly cleaned the buttproof exterior), you'll giggle every time you watch your friends get stoned off your ass. cn
where the fuck is that "like" button? Lol
 
If you can not get ahold of some herbs or concentrate wherever you are traveling just be careful and inconspicuous. If you look like you are hiding something people will notice. I have been through the Canadian border in Washington and I wouldn't say it was that intense. I know this sounds really sketchy but it has worked perfectly for me multiple times... when I fly I usually bring a checked bag and a carryon, inside my carryon I usually bring a small snack bag... inside the bag I have brought edibles and hash multiple times... straight through the airport. Your carryon your bag only goes through a small x-ray machine by hand... I usually bring a large ziplock style bag full of cookies, cheezits, candy bars, trail mix, fruit, etc and I simply place my herbal remedies inside that bag haha... I have brought edible candy bars inside hershey wrappers, edible muffins in bags, and even brought hash on top of a cookie... looked like chocolate chips. I pressed about four 1/2 gram chunks on the cookie and when I got to my destination I had hash and edibles.


Goodluck Man!
 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member
I don't have much experience with crossing the border, but if you're in a car I don't imagine they X-ray you or your stuff except under unusual circumstances. Odor otoh is "public domain" to any dogs who might be there. Slurpy, you pose an interesting problem, and I'm sorry to say i don't have any bright ideas on how to do this with high safety and low effort. cn
i dont think they would xray anything at all... its not baggage check on an airplane. its your vehicle with your private stuff. as long as the dogs cant smell it and your not nervous you should be fine. now if you act like you have something to hide they may pull you out and chop your car to find whatever youve hidden :P oh and dont forget cavity check too haha
 

Slurpy

Active Member
i dont think they would xray anything at all... its not baggage check on an airplane. its your vehicle with your private stuff. as long as the dogs cant smell it and your not nervous you should be fine. now if you act like you have something to hide they may pull you out and chop your car to find whatever youve hidden :P oh and dont forget cavity check too haha
lol they don't actually cavity search you do they? I would imagine they would only do that if they found some stuff in the car that made it obvious you would have something hidden on/in you. If they went up my ass on a hunch i'd be pissed! hah
 

KushXOJ

Well-Known Member
lol they don't actually cavity search you do they? I would imagine they would only do that if they found some stuff in the car that made it obvious you would have something hidden on/in you. If they went up my ass on a hunch i'd be pissed! Hah
go deep or don't go at all
 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member
lol they don't actually cavity search you do they? I would imagine they would only do that if they found some stuff in the car that made it obvious you would have something hidden on/in you. If they went up my ass on a hunch i'd be pissed! hah
you have a better chance of being cavity searched than you do of your car/luggage being xrayed lol. but they will probably just circle your car with a dog if at all. just stay calm, courteous, and have that shit hidden hella good.
what i would do is put it into an airsealed bag, into a small glass jar with a good seal on the lid, and hide it very very good. so even if the dog barks and they pull you out to search you may get away with it if they cant find it :P but thats worst case scenario i doubt youll have anything to worry about.
 

Orithil

Well-Known Member
I'd just stay home, who wants to come to the US when they have perfectly good everything at home?
 

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
So I'm going to the US (i'm from Canada) for 4 or 5 days and can't sleep without my nightly dose of the green. Normally i'd just push through it but I have to be up every morning around 6am for work so I need my sleep. I wanted to bring about 4g of homemade hash over as it would be very small the size of a coin probably and much less smell than weed. Now I haven't been to the border driving since I was young so I have no idea how anal they are with their searches and what not. So can you suggest a good hiding place? Please don't say up my ass as that would be very uncomfortable haha

also do you think just wrapping it alot in plastic wrap is enough?


maybe i'm just being paranoid but I just know i'd be pissed if i got a criminal record for 4g of hash lol
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watch, learn, do it right.
 

James87

Active Member
They don't cavity-search, they just get the dog. And the dog will bite you to tell the officer you're carrying. Thats according to that tv show about the DEA.

Every time I cross, they search my vehicle. First time, they checked my trunk because I guess something in my camping gear triggered some warning for them. Every other time, they searched my whole vehicle.. Under the hood, the trunk, glovebox, seats, even removed my backseat.... That second time, I had *just* detailed the interior, and found a roach when I did!!!!! I'm so fucking lucky, you have no idea. I watch all those cop shows. Lucky find too, got me so stoned, and no idea how old it was. I freaked afterwards because it must have been there the first time I crossed.... but during, I was very calm, I knew there was nothing in my car. Being very calm is also alarming for them, almost as much as being shifty. The DEA agents mentioned that, when they were searching some truck and the driver was super cool about it. They ended up finding a huge amount after they tore the rig apart.. but on first pass (removing tires, etc) they couldn't find anything. I'm sure when I cross, something about that vehicle triggers their sensors because of all the residue from nitro salts or whatever, due to regularly transporting firearms and ammo to/from the range. I was questioned about some empty cases in my trunk for rifle ammo, almost interrogated about it. On one trip I saw a black triangle-shaped craft way above the highway, about 30 minutes from the border before I entered the USA... At first I thought it was some American craft or something, but it was hovering, so I thought it may have been a kite... Then I looked up again and it was gone. Made no sense because I kept glancing up at it and then it wasn't there anymore.. so now I think it was something else.

I'm so surprised they're bent on searching when I cross, I'm way more interested in what I could be bringing back! I've never been searched on my way back. I could have grabbed some tracer rounds, or other stuff... Lots of fun stuff available for guns that we don't have here. Anybody interested in tracers should know that rimfire tracers are apparently legal in Canada, but I've never seen them for sale anywhere. Center-fire tracers are prohibited. Not very useful in most situations because most ranges have a "dawn to dusk" type of rule on shooting.. Target shooting at night, you have to be on private property. Out in the Crown-Land, such as for hunting or sporting, your gun has to be locked up at dusk. Thats because some people duct-tape flashlights to their rifles and look for the deer-eyes at night, which is illegal hunting. I digress....

I wouldn't try to smuggle anything into the US. They have so many sensors now, not just X-Ray. One guy on DEA begged to be searched after the agent said the dog would bite, and he had it in his ass. Then again, cops often say things in hopes of people incriminating themselves.
 
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