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TodayIsAGreenday

TodayIsAGreenday

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KaliSmok3 said:
sigh...i could write about alot of sexy times thats wierd/crazy....

So i was dating this girl for a couple a months and she had never smoked pot in her life cause her dad was like some sort of cop idk, but she came to my house when my parents where out of town and i talked her into smokin some bomb ass nugs out of this bong i had....needless to say the first hit she took was so big she instantly coughed it all out and i couldnt even see her face for a second or two lol. So anyways we go to fuck and like shes askin me "how long does this shit last?" Shes trippin out and shit lol....well we were gettin it on pretty good, she was on top, and i had to bust a nut...so i pulled out and she just kept going up and down and some how it went right in her ass....dont know how...it seriously just popped in there...and she was killing it for a second... and she stopped ad looked at me with a wierd face and was like "Its in my butt aint it!?" I about died! I was laughin so fuckin hard...she just moved up and was like whipe that thing off before you put it back in....ROFL> True shit man....
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thats so funny man.. maybe she just has a loose asshole or something
 
MisterMicro

MisterMicro

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im like one meeting away from getting in my step mums sweet thighs, im dieng to get in there man, i finaly got through to her about 4 nights ago, i got kicked out of my pad so i whent over there for place to stay. i ended up sleeping in her bed and the thought of fucking this bitch sensless kept me up all night. i finaly just whent for it, started massaging her thigh and shit, she finally woke up and just seisured in suprise, but not onunce did she tell me to stop she just gave me a mello what are yo u doing? so i told her i had to find out where her curiousities lie, or if she was just a big tease. she just avoided it rather than facing it and went down to have a cup of coffee. after that, the whole weekend was nothing but a flirtation orgy. but the moment just never came. ill report back when i stuck her, the kicker is im 18, shes 49.
 
KaliSmok3

KaliSmok3

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duuuuuuddde i so wanted to bang one of my step moms before....i thought of it constantly hahaha. I love a MILF.
 
MisterMicro

MisterMicro

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dude nothing like it. omg im going to give her the biggest load there ever was. Yeah! that shit just haunts the mind. im not going to live with the regret though, this is going down.
 
ALX420

ALX420

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i was having sex with a girl in a dorm.
her room mate woke up pissed.
she threw a reading lamp at us and yelled,
"hearing you guys have sex makes we want sex!"

i usually dont bone lamp throwers.
but she sounded pretty desperate.
 
sarah22

sarah22

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MisterMicro said:
im like one meeting away from getting in my step mums sweet thighs, im dieng to get in there man, i finaly got through to her about 4 nights ago, i got kicked out of my pad so i whent over there for place to stay. i ended up sleeping in her bed and the thought of fucking this bitch sensless kept me up all night. i finaly just whent for it, started massaging her thigh and shit, she finally woke up and just seisured in suprise, but not onunce did she tell me to stop she just gave me a mello what are yo u doing? so i told her i had to find out where her curiousities lie, or if she was just a big tease. she just avoided it rather than facing it and went down to have a cup of coffee. after that, the whole weekend was nothing but a flirtation orgy. but the moment just never came. ill report back when i stuck her, the kicker is im 18, shes 49.
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dude...that is awesome! u are my hero! Lol
 
Bookworm

Bookworm

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ALX420 said:
i was having sex with a girl in a dorm.
her room mate woke up pissed.
she threw a reading lamp at us and yelled,
"hearing you guys have sex makes we want sex!"

i usually dont bone lamp throwers.
but she sounded pretty desperate.
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I'd turn to my girl and be like, "wadda ya say, babe, do we let her join?"

It's not the greatest story, but I actually DID hook up at band camp.
 
MisterMicro

MisterMicro

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sarah22 said:
dude...that is awesome! u are my hero! Lol
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hahaha

Yeah, im definatly going in sheathed, shes to damn flirty to not consider the possibilities.

Yeah its strange... but at the same time it makes alot of sence... the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.
 
ALX420

ALX420

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Bookworm said:
I'd turn to my girl and be like, "wadda ya say, babe, do we let her join?"

It's not the greatest story, but I actually DID hook up at band camp.
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my words exactly were "what do you say?"

we were on drugs, so the answer was always yes.


i have had sex with a girl in her grandmothers bed.
it was a temperpedic foam mattress.

and then in her grandmothers shower.

i am confessing, not bragging.
 
SmokinBong83

SmokinBong83

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Screwed my high school ex and then turned around and screwed his dad. They wanted a 3some but I just couldn't get into it with them 2.

*His dad was the one who turned me onto toys! :D
 
323cheezy

323cheezy

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SmokinBong83 said:
Screwed my high school ex and then turned around and screwed his dad. They wanted a 3some but I just couldn't get into it with them 2.

*His dad was the one who turned me onto toys! :D
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there needs to be more chicks like you!!!lol

and micro im having a bit of trouble understanding your stories...she had a seizure....wth!.... maybe im slow or sumthin..lol

nice stories guys...but if your gonna post try to take us there ...give us all the details... and make it understandable.... i dont want this thread to be tainted with,,,,"hahahhaa....i nutted in some chicks eye".... and sarah i know your a virgin so..... give us a good bj story.....lol:eyesmoke:

its funny cause im in my schools computer lab writing this shit up.....lol
 
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