Craziest Dealer Situation

mroffthewall

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One time I went to go meet a dealer at the mall, and he told me exactly where he left the stuff, in a pair of jeans in Abercrombie & Fitch, so I looked for it for a whole fucking hour, even the girl jeans, then he texted me and said "Oops, I meant Hollister. They're so similar man"
Never bought from him again.:cuss:
PS this is my first thread, so hi
 

chewberto

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You mean this JUST happened. Guess I forgot you never ever make a mistake...

Come on Bro, give me another chance...
 

Unclebaldrick

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For a while, I thought every pair of Abercrombie Fitch pants had weed in the. I bought like five more pairs.

Not really related but years back I saw a news story about a local woman who bought a box of detergent, realizing later that the box was full of brick, she contacted the authorities. By the time the law got to the store, they had sold out of that brand.
 

srh88

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lol was looking up that news article.. found this. not sure if its truthful or just a crazy way to advertise
[h=1]'Liquid gold': How Tide laundry detergent is being used as hard currency by drug addicts buying crack on the street[/h] By Daily Mail Reporter
PUBLISHED: 17:42 EST, 7 January 2013 | UPDATED: 18:00 EST, 7 January 2013
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The pricey detergent is known as 'liquid gold' on the streets, with a 150-ounce bottle going for either $5 cash or $10 of weed or crack cocaine

Police have finally discovered why Tide laundry detergent is fast becoming one of the most-stolen item from shops and grocery stores in recent months - drug addicts are selling it or exchanging it to buy crack.
The pricey detergent - which has been America's number one since it was first released in 1946 - is known as 'liquid gold' on the streets, with a 150-ounce bottle going for either $5 cash or $10 of weed or crack cocaine.

In grocery stores, it sells at upwards of $20 per 150-ounce bottle, about 50 per cent more than the average liquid detergent so is easily sold on to privately-owned retail stores for a profit.
Police first reported the strange crime wave sweeping the nation in March of last year and were baffled as to the sudden surge in theft of the highly-recognizable brand.
An investigation headed by Sergeant Aubrey Thompson in Maryland found some explanation as to why.

The bright orange jugs became ad hoc street currency due to the fact it was such a popular house-hold name - whatever the income - and people were not prepared to forego buying the brand even in recessionary times because it was associated with quality.

'It doesn’t matter where the clothes come from, if you wash them with Tide, they do have almost this prestige wash to them,' said Maru Kopelowicz, a global creative director at Saatchi & Saatchi.
During his investigation, Sgt Thompson found that the detergent was flying off the shelves.
Speaking about one grocery store in suburban Bowie, he told New York Magazine: 'They were losing $10,000 to $15,000 a month, with people just taking it off the shelves.'

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Detergent made the National Retail Federation’s list of most-targeted items last year for the first time ever.

Joseph LaRocca, founder of the trade group RetailPartners, who helped compile the report said: 'Tide was specifically called out.'

Patrick Costanzo, 53, was arrested in West St Paul in February after police say he loaded up his shopping cart over a period of 15 months with the cleaner, wheeling it past workers

Also, stealing the detergent garners a low penalty conviction if thieves are caught - as opposed to mugging someone in the street, for example, or breaking into someone's home.

'They are smart. They are creative. They want high reward and low risk,' Sgt Thompson said. 'Theft convictions can come with a maximum fifteen-year prison sentence, but the penalty for shoplifting is often just a small fine, with no jail time.

'It’s the new dope. You can get richer and have less chance of doing jail time.'
A study of about a month's worth of security tapes showed Costanzo making four to five visits a week for the product, among other items, from January 1 to February 7

Unlike other commonly-stolen items such as smartphones or electronioc devices, bottles of the cannot be traced, and they are not locked up but freely available to take off the shelves as they are so popular.
Sundar Raman, the marketing director of Procter & Gamble’s North American fabric-care division, told New York Magazine of the surge in Tide thefts: 'It’s unfortunate that people are stealing Tide, and I don’t think it’s appropriate at all, but the one thing it reminds me of is that the value of the brand has stayed consistent.'
From the East Coast to the West, some CVS drug stores have begun locking up their detergent while some cities have set up special task forces to tackle the recent spree.
Last year, a Minnesota man was arrested after allegedly stealing more than $25,000 worth of the product.
Patrick Costanzo, 53, was arrested in West St. Paul in February after police say he loaded up his shopping cart over a period of 15 months with the cleaner, wheeling it past workers.
A study of about a month's worth of security tapes showed Costanzo making four to five visits a week for the product, among other items, from January 1 to February 7.
'It’s like he put the pieces in there like Tetris pieces,' said investigator Sean Melville of the West St. Paul police to ABC news.
'He maximized that cart, there’s no wasted space,' he said after watching the store's surveillance footage.
'We don’t have any insight as to why the phenomenon is happening, but it is certainly unfortunate,' said Procter and Gamble spokeswoman Sarah Pasquinucci said in March.
 

gioua

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^ the stuff to steal use to be Calgon hence the 70's add campaign Calgon Take me Away.. was referring to the extreme number of Calgon thefts back then.. the add company used it..

[video=youtube;MVLzkTuVmrw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLzkTuVmrw[/video]












Ok the above is not true.. whatsoever...

damn I am old..
 

chewberto

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lol was looking up that news article.. found this. not sure if its truthful or just a crazy way to advertise
'Liquid gold': How Tide laundry detergent is being used as hard currency by drug addicts buying crack on the street

By Daily Mail Reporter
PUBLISHED: 17:42 EST, 7 January 2013 | UPDATED: 18:00 EST, 7 January 2013
95
View
comments


The pricey detergent is known as 'liquid gold' on the streets, with a 150-ounce bottle going for either $5 cash or $10 of weed or crack cocaine

Police have finally discovered why Tide laundry detergent is fast becoming one of the most-stolen item from shops and grocery stores in recent months - drug addicts are selling it or exchanging it to buy crack.
The pricey detergent - which has been America's number one since it was first released in 1946 - is known as 'liquid gold' on the streets, with a 150-ounce bottle going for either $5 cash or $10 of weed or crack cocaine.

In grocery stores, it sells at upwards of $20 per 150-ounce bottle, about 50 per cent more than the average liquid detergent so is easily sold on to privately-owned retail stores for a profit.
Police first reported the strange crime wave sweeping the nation in March of last year and were baffled as to the sudden surge in theft of the highly-recognizable brand.
An investigation headed by Sergeant Aubrey Thompson in Maryland found some explanation as to why.

The bright orange jugs became ad hoc street currency due to the fact it was such a popular house-hold name - whatever the income - and people were not prepared to forego buying the brand even in recessionary times because it was associated with quality.

'It doesn’t matter where the clothes come from, if you wash them with Tide, they do have almost this prestige wash to them,' said Maru Kopelowicz, a global creative director at Saatchi & Saatchi.
During his investigation, Sgt Thompson found that the detergent was flying off the shelves.
Speaking about one grocery store in suburban Bowie, he told New York Magazine: 'They were losing $10,000 to $15,000 a month, with people just taking it off the shelves.'

More...



Detergent made the National Retail Federation’s list of most-targeted items last year for the first time ever.

Joseph LaRocca, founder of the trade group RetailPartners, who helped compile the report said: 'Tide was specifically called out.'

Patrick Costanzo, 53, was arrested in West St Paul in February after police say he loaded up his shopping cart over a period of 15 months with the cleaner, wheeling it past workers

Also, stealing the detergent garners a low penalty conviction if thieves are caught - as opposed to mugging someone in the street, for example, or breaking into someone's home.

'They are smart. They are creative. They want high reward and low risk,' Sgt Thompson said. 'Theft convictions can come with a maximum fifteen-year prison sentence, but the penalty for shoplifting is often just a small fine, with no jail time.

'It’s the new dope. You can get richer and have less chance of doing jail time.'
A study of about a month's worth of security tapes showed Costanzo making four to five visits a week for the product, among other items, from January 1 to February....
Looks like A retarded Chi-Mo Walter White... Breaking van
 

Unclebaldrick

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Oh my. That's funny in a sick way.

My story came from between 1991-3. DC area, probably suburban MD. I think it was Biz. Anecdotally I heard that the sales of that brand spiked in the wake of the story.

Another one... Heard this recently. Can't recall exactly when or who was involved but I got it 2nd hand from one of the subordinates.

Some years back COO of a large company became aware of a huge surge in the sale of turkey bags which his company manufactured. Oddly, this was not occurring at Thanksgiving. We're talking major demand spike in turkey bags nationwide but especially the West Coast. So he becomes interested in promoting this trend and arranged for he and several subordinates to take the jet out to California. The guy had NO clue that the demand was being driven by vaporizers. Even though his subordinates knew full well what was going on, they didn't say anything. Something about the guy suggested strongly that he would object and they were kicking ass in their division. Plus, once you write a memo fr something like that it becomes evidence. And they like California.

So the trip goes off. The first person they meet with on the trip - dunno if it was a corp office or store - says "Well you know why they're selling, right?" and proceeds to explain. The COO says nothing for a few minutes, then says "We're going home." And they did - never even unpacked their suitcases. He never said another word about it but never failed to support their efforts to fully exploit this new market.
 

BWG707

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I've always thought about how sales for turkey bags would spike in Ca. during Oct. Myself and every grower that I know uses them for bagging weight. They get hard to find in the grocery stores in Oakland. It's kinda funny walking down the aisle and seeing all the turkey bags gone but its a hassle to have to go around to other stores looking to see who has them still in stock.
 

brimck325

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i know people used to steal tylenol or the like in the burbs and sell to corner pharmacies in the badlands part of the city.
 

Unclebaldrick

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I've always thought about how sales for turkey bags would spike in Ca. during Oct. Myself and every grower that I know uses them for bagging weight. They get hard to find in the grocery stores in Oakland. It's kinda funny walking down the aisle and seeing all the turkey bags gone but its a hassle to have to go around to other stores looking to see who has them still in stock.
I think you may have pointed out an error in my story. This may have been more recent and may have been caused by the factor of which you speak. I had forgotten they are being used this way. That kind of explains the guy's reaction better.
 

LIBERTYCHICKEN

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i know people used to steal tylenol or the like in the burbs and sell to corner pharmacies in the badlands part of the city.


By me people always steal razor blades and womens soap/shampoo/condioner ,creams and the like to re-sell at barber shops / salons / nail'people'

another big one is frozen shrimp to sell to the china food stores
 

2paranoid

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When I was in college, I had this one dealer that I always suspected was pretty crazy but things normally went smooth. One afternoon, I go to his place, walk in like usual shoot the shit for a minute or two then get down to business. He left his door unlocked, a pretty trusting guy as we were in a small apartment complex, everybody knew each other. Anyway, this chick comes BLASTING through his door high as a kite. My friend looked distressed and stashed his buds and walked to the back room leaving me with this girl. I just asked her, "Hey, are you alright. Do you know _______(apartment owner). She asked me what city she was in. I proceeded to ask her when the last time she took acid was. She said she wasn't sure, probably a couple hours ago.
Then she went to this mirror that my friend had in his place and started staring at herself and touching her face, lifting up her shirt and shit. She was smokin hot, it was pretty sweet. When he came back in the room he said she has to get the fuck out, but I urged him to let her stay a few minutes as to not really fuck up her buzz. I told her whee she was, she said she last remembers being at a rave. We got her phone and asked her if there was anyone to call and come pick her up but she was so out of it. Eventually after talking for a couple minutes she just kind of started creeping out of the apartment and shut the door behind her. Think she realized she may have fucked up lol

We locked that damn door, and I remember vividly that dealer asking me if I wanted to smoke a bong with him for the first time because we were both cracking up and he said he needed to chill. We laughed the whole way through, it was actually a really good time hahah
 

hempyninja309

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When I was 16 me and my buddies would drive to the projects to scoop dime bags of regs lol stupid yes but we where/still are crazy.
 
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