Cookie Monster

LowTimes

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I have a two year old brother and I live with my folks so I have to hear Sesame Street anywhere from 4-8 hrs a day. If Sesame Street is supposed to be teaching children, why in the FUCK does Cookie Monster talk like such an uneducated retard? `Me want cooooookie` `me need coooooookiiiies` `me want cookie touch me want cookie touch` what the fuck?

Also, he clearly needs rehab.
 

420God

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I imagine it's to teach children about different personalities, same reason they have the Grouch.

Whole lot of variety in the world we live in.
 

thexception

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when children start talking, they r using only 2-3 words to express what they want, so he clearly relates to 1-2 year olds. Don't bag on MY COOKIE MONSTER...he was my favorite as a kid!!! Cause me LOVE cookies, har har har :)
 

see4

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Do you ever tell your little brother, "Would you look at that?, I mean would you just look at it?" -- If you did, that would be funny. I mean just look at it.
 

newatit2010

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I have a two year old brother and I live with my folks so I have to hear Sesame Street anywhere from 4-8 hrs a day. If Sesame Street is supposed to be teaching children, why in the FUCK does Cookie Monster talk like such an uneducated retard? `Me want cooooookie` `me need coooooookiiiies` `me want cookie touch me want cookie touch` what the fuck?

Also, he clearly needs rehab.


WTF you live with your parents and complain about your little brother watching cookie monster. Have you thought that maybe he would rather play with you.
HELL NO IT IS ABOUT ME ALL ME. Give it a try he might be able to teach you some manners. Till you get your own place quit bitching and ask your little brother to play some thing with you. Grow up kid lifes short.
 
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