Confessions

curious2garden

curious2garden

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cannabineer said:
A cunning cocktail of reserpine, ketamine and bupropion, with a soupçon of 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate. Serves 6 to 8 and serves'em right.
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Ketamine, bz and friends eh? Free based? I'd be willing to watch but only on the t̶a̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ scow we are towing.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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i never stopped going to the gym.. but for the past month my work out may or may not have resembled this... walk in.. sauna...hot tub... sauna... shower... walk out.
 
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minnesmoker

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curious2garden said:
Wait, tanning, don't you guys use those tanning beds back there?
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Confession: December of 2012 got super baked, climbed in the tanning bed sans attire at an apartment community tanning bed (door locks from the inside of course!) Killed the lights, set that timer for the full 24 minutes. I woke up when it started getting cold, decided to use the boss lady's card also. 24 minutes later, my ass had sunburn. Lesson? Put sunscreen on front and back.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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minnesmoker said:
Confession: December of 2012 got super baked, climbed in the tanning bed sans attire at an apartment community tanning bed (door locks from the inside of course!) Killed the lights, set that timer for the full 24 minutes. I woke up when it started getting cold, decided to use the boss lady's card also. 24 minutes later, my ass had sunburn. Lesson? Put sunscreen on front and back.
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I have an interesting story I can't tell. LOL one day in person in the hot tub! I will spill the beans.
 
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MasterTHunderfuCk

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Fungus Gnat said:
A long time ago in a galaxy far away my boss gave me the resposiblilty of hiring people. My first hire was black, when my boss came back he made me fire the employee for a made up reason and I wasn't allowed to hire people anymore.
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I do whenever in a public restroom. But at home i simply piss right off the back deck.
**damn it..posted on the wrong quote
 
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minnesmoker

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Confession:

I judge on appearance. Strongly. I don't enjoy socializing with people who are unkempt, dirty, have any offensive odors, or don't dress "situation appropriate" (sweat pants at the mall, mini-skirt at church or other more formal gathering, etc.) Very obese people bother me, as do loud children and worried parents. I have a difficult time talking to ugly people. I can't help but judge their intelligence and competence based on their looks. I also don't care to deal with people who wear suits, in whole or part, after 6:30 PM, without formal obligations (certain dinners, business functions, and "high society" functions such as the opera, live theater and classical symphonies.) I automatically assume they are douche bags, pretentious, and self important. I feel the same way about tall women (over 5'11") as I do about suits at night. I also have a very difficult time trusting guys that are under 5"10". Ethnicity rarely plays into it, but I like mocking stereotypical racial attire/attitude, and I have a hard time taking anything seriously when it comes to people that "live the stereotype."
 
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