Confessions
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Unclebaldrick
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Today is one of those "not so fresh" days.
april
Pickle Queen
Try working with a new immigrant who is yet to discover deodorant....cherry is having her space heater pointed my way...with her in the middle...all freaking day..irony is she insisted we have a scent policy...apparently being clean and smelling nice offends her...as a manager I deal with everyone else complaining about her odor...not sure how to approach this one...best to tag in HR and take 2 steps (and breaths) back....lol
Make sure this new comer understands how the plumbing works in this country.
Otherwise, you will get an unwelcomed surprise in the garbage can.
april
Pickle Queen
The sunny side up tp in the garbage has been addressed...also the unwrapped lady products...why does she use
Tp as a pad??? Lovely smart lady...but she is disgusting...lol shit I feel bad saying that but ewww..
Mad Hamish
Well-Known Member
I would love to be a super annoying immigrant. I would pretend that shoes are against my religion. I would drive right in the middle of the road because 'your rules confuse me'. I would also fart loudly as a 'traditional greeting' that will be fun. I will keep telling people their pets 'look delicious' and their children 'are of age for selling' and that I miss my pet hippopotamus. I will ROCK immigration no BS.
ClaytonBigsby
Well-Known Member
I post fake jobs on CL and ask for a picture to get girls' contact info. Waaaay easier than meeting them in Victoria's Secret, the liquor store, etc.
a two-fer
I once met a girl in line at the DMV. We hit it off, became gf and bf, broke up and got back together, twice, before our turn at the counter. We never saw each other again.
a two-fer
I once met a girl in line at the DMV. We hit it off, became gf and bf, broke up and got back together, twice, before our turn at the counter. We never saw each other again.
BarnBuster
Virtually Unknown Member
The first time I smoked pot, I freaked out, called mommy, had a NDE and a OBE and went to the hospital. I was 45.
overgrowem
Well-Known Member
Worked where there were many green carders. Used to see a lot of tennis shoe prints on the toilet seat.
Whoa you got an Order of the British Empire for smoking pot! I thought only The Beatles and Rolling Stones got those for their pot smoking prowess. You sir are impressive!
Unclebaldrick
Well-Known Member
I still dress like Dog the Bounty Hunter
Mad Hamish
Well-Known Member
I went running down the main street of a small little town hosting a 'muscadel' festival (sweet red dessert wine, turns your ears red after two sips) wearing only Doc Martens and a pair of novelty underpants featuring a plastic rhino horn and didn't get arrested.
Thank you for saving me from asking!Pic's or it didn't happen.
And you can blur out the Rhino horn if necessary.
Talk about passive aggressive, eh, what did you do to piss her off? Maybe apologize for anything and gift her with some deodorant by way of a present? If not try to get the cell phone video of HR talking with her please?
april
Pickle Queen
She's actually a really nice person...having immigrated to Canada from Dubai less than a yr
Ago kinda gives her some wiggle room...the small things we assume are common sense are not always "common" when foreigners are involved.
She got a trendy hairdo, dresses very nice...I mean Guess..Prada. ..seriously her purse collection would drop Paris Hilton off the grid quickly. But deodorant ...will be a whole new experience. ..lol
HR and I thought of an idea...we don't want to offend her so she won't be singled out.
Emergency bags will be handed out in case you get stranded at work......this way I have an excuse to explain what's in the bag....
tytheguy111
Well-Known Member
sometimes i type with my dick
like right now
lol jk
like right now
lol jk
april
Pickle Queen
And this is why u NEVER borrow cell phones...