Confessions

Growan

Growan

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Come on, be honest.
How many had to look that up ?

























( I had to as well )
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I confess, didn't look it up. I just allowed myself to believe I know what it means based on the available evidence.
I also confess that that sort of smart arse response to a situation has left me looking like a tit on more than one occasion.
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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Growan said:
I confess, didn't look it up. I just allowed myself to believe I know what it means based on the available evidence.
I also confess that that sort of smart arse response to a situation has left me looking like a tit on more than one occasion.
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That's what I normally do. The next step is slipping it into conversation, with a little luck nobody else will know what it means either, but it is fun watching them pretend they do hehehehehe
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Apparently I was just given some good seats on the green monster in Fenway for Sundays game via work... Turns out I still hate baseball, can't wait to ask about periods and how many points a field goal is.. Also where the fuck is the ring girls!?
 
DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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minnesmoker said:
Do you have to feel remorse to confess?

I once cut a man's balls off, sauteed them and made him eat it.
I cut a clerk's pinky finger 3/4 off, to get a drop safe combo from the manager (it worked.)
I used to wire all of my cars with a a little IED+cell phone detonator, in case I got car jacked.
I started the woods behind our townhouse on fire when I was 9 because the birds in it kept waking me up.
I helped my sister start a field fire, because she got stung by an ant.
I poisoned the cat that scratched me when I was 5.
I poisoned (non-fatally) my grandparents after an especially bad beating. My sister helped me with that.
I pissed on my grandfather's grave and sent a pic of it to my grandmother in an email, entitled "Wish you were here."
I made small distilled chlorine/ammonia bombs for my brother, because the neighbors would beat him whenever my sister and I weren't home He snicked in through the crawl space connecting the townhouses and bombed them while they were at dinner -- I think one of the kids that bullied him died.
I busted all of a musician's fingers when I was 15, because he'd given my sister something. He hung himself a day later.

Feeling better about making someone puke, Inda?
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Translation: "I'm good at Warcraft"
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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sunni said:
hahahahah OMG I LOVE YOU
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Back atcha honey! Once a "carreer" type woman couldn't be bothered to wait in an isle for an older lady to reach something (God forbid help her) and stormed off in a big show down the isle. I followed her and when she rudely abandoned her cart in search of some designer fro-yo, I literally filled it with Top ramen…. Worth the wait to see her face.
 
sunni

sunni

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Hookabelly said:
Back atcha honey! Once a "carreer" type woman couldn't be bothered to wait in an isle for an older lady to reach something (God forbid help her) and stormed off in a big show down the isle. I followed her and when she rudely abandoned her cart in search of some designer fro-yo, I literally filled it with Top ramen…. Worth the wait to see her face.
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

hahahahahhaha

designer fro yo,
i always help the little old ladies , i read things for them often, or grab things for them..
I was grabbing kale once and some little old lady asked me what it was and how to cook it and than she bought some.and said i will make a good wife one day cause i know how to cook LOL!

another time this little old lady was having a hard time reading the frozen boxes in the vegan/natural asile.
haha im like this is vegan no meat.
OH YEAH I KNOW I HERD VEGAN WAS THE BEST THING EVER IM GOING TO TRY IT. IM 92 YEARS OLD IM SICK OF THE SAME OLD.
like screaming it hahahahahaha she was cute
 
kmog33

kmog33

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I was just taken home by a girl that told me she has a boyfriend....very confused.

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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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kmog33 said:
I was just taken home by a girl that told me she has a boyfriend....very confused.

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Did she take you home? or give you a ride? She probably is trying to tell you she's keeping the BF but just wanted to sample some different candy.
 
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