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  • Growan's a long haired hippy

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • Growan is kicking it with long haired hippies

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • They're not hippies, they're hipsters

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • Cat thread

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • Total voters
    18
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Growan said:
Oh yeah, I'm a baaaaa-d ass. Gettit? Goat? Baaaaa-d ass?

I'm gonna try and trek to town and smuggle in a crate of booze cos me and the missus went nutz and caned the whole weekends supply yesterday. I'm hoping my inconspicuous nature and trustworthy beard mean I can slip through unhindered. I recon the pushchair might be a handy Trojan horse too...
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Man I just read that in a Irish accent and

Quite frankly

Theres now jizz in my pants
 
Growan

Growan

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Commander Strax said:
I gotta pee, where is the toilets??
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To be honest Commander, you'd be better off just letting a bit out at a time down your leg. I've been avoiding the toilets like the plague. I have a nasty suspicion they might be pretty rancid by now.
There is a compost toilet though, but it's 4 euro per deposit, or you can get a weekend ticket for 20 quid! What a way to make a living....
 
Commander Strax

Commander Strax

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Growan said:
To be honest Commander, you'd be better off just letting a bit out at a time down your leg. I've been avoiding the toilets like the plague. I have a nasty suspicion they might be pretty rancid by now.
There is a compost toilet though, but it's 4 euro per deposit, or you can get a weekend ticket for 20 quid! What a way to make a living....
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4 of your monopoly dollars ? I will just hold it
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Growan said:
To be honest Commander, you'd be better off just letting a bit out at a time down your leg. I've been avoiding the toilets like the plague. I have a nasty suspicion they might be pretty rancid by now.
There is a compost toilet though, but it's 4 euro per deposit, or you can get a weekend ticket for 20 quid! What a way to make a living....
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So, you're saying an enterprising person, is charging folks 4 euro per shit or 20 quids for unlimited shits for the weekend? Make that dude in charge of the Federal Reserve
 
Growan

Growan

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Singlemalt said:
So, you're saying an enterprising person, is charging folks 4 euro per shit or 20 quids for unlimited shits for the weekend? Make that dude in charge of the Federal Reserve
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Pure genius. I fully approve.

So it's 0700 and I'm officially 'last man standing'. Again. This is how we festival - Hard Mode.

The MDMA helped...
 
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