Caption That AVATAR.........

I have received a lot of comments on my avatar Some find it funny, others think it's disturbing.
I'm looking for some really funny captions for this little gem.

MY best so far: "no thank you, I brought my lunch".

So c'mon, somebody can top that.... here's the deal, I have 1 Nirvana, Northern Lights, Fem.,Auto
seed that I will send to whoever comes up with the funniest caption.

Good luck & good grow.......BB

the other white meat.. lol

The Cure's lead singer is not like wine.. he does not get better with age & kinda disturbing as a family guy.

Cant give away seeds on here. Against the rules..............

I dont want the seed. Just wanted to play the game

How the hell is anyone gonna get the seeds anyway? here's my home address Mr. Narc. Please have the officers bring the seed with them when they come to pick me up.. That will save them a stamp!

laugh..

The Warlord said:

Cant give away seeds on here. Against the rules..............

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Modified.....I'm CA, 215 legal...and will share one seed with anyone who has a funny caption AND is carded, medical, legal!
BTW Warlord, I love your sig., it says a LOT!..........BB

carl.burnette said:

I dont want the seed. Just wanted to play the game

How the hell is anyone gonna get the seeds anyway? here's my home address Mr. Narc. Please have the officers bring the seed with them when they come to pick me up.. That will save them a stamp!

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HEY.....I live at 8600 West Lane, Stockton CA, 95210..........NOW...I will shiver in fear that every LEO in the state is headed to my front door!!!!
Good GOD!!! People, get over yourselves...Do you really believe that IF a seed showed up at YOUR mail box, unsolicited and NOT purchased, you would could somehow be held reponsible and do some big jail time???? Really????? Hmmmmn...well that would be some kind of spectacular paranoia for sure. Good luck & good grow.......BB

BTW: Google earth that address and you'll see that it's a 175 unit senior moble home park, I'm the white unit on the very back street..BB

Its not the seed that shows up being the problem. The problem is your address being on the feds radar.

I live in Canada (or do I) & our laws around weed are pretty lax & enforcement is only if you really piss them off. Growing under 5 plants in your house wont get you in trouble unless you try REALLY REALLY hard. Of course you can still get busted for residue but they police here have far better things to do with their time. Cost more to prove that it IS weed that its worth so they leave most people alone.

I work with some police officers ( I'm a home builder.. or am I?) & I was with one when his rookie partner called him. She pulled someone over & smelled weed & she called him to ask what she should do. He told her to take the weed (it was about 2 Grams) & toss it in the garbage back at the precinct. Thats good enforcement if you ask me. He was prob scared as shit already being pulled over & they basically gave him a little spank. I bet he even got to work on time

I did ask the officer (or did I?) which can she was going to toss it in & he just snickered.