Cannabis Giggles – Win some Good Shit Man!

Nizza

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One time when I first started smoking I was munching on some M&Ms. I took a second and looked at a single one I was holding and was confused!
WTF? They make E's now? About five seconds goes by until I realize I was holding it sideways and I start laughing at myself all alone I couldn't stop lol
 


Cannabis Giggles – Win some Good Shit Man!

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That Mike Tyson meme made me choke

So like 20 years ago when the Midwest was flooded with Mexican brick weed I took a bowl and filled it full of grinded up seeds and stems and put it in my old 6 footer....and waited for just the right opportunity to catch someone off guard......then a friend came over you know this guy we all know one the greedy guy who sucks your lip in on the hookah hose trying to get a lil extra high....the guy who makes joints burn hot and never has one to share.....so knowing just how he was I said hey man I got this bowl saved but only for someone who can cash it in one hit... Now this bowl ain't your normal old metal bowl it's an old school liberty Bell bowl so it would hold like 4 or 5 grams of the brick shit.....so he gets super excited and I light......he's hitting it and hitting it I can see the bong is chalked and the smoke is turning that horrible yellow color and bam he sucks it through so I pull the bowl.....and as I look up he looks yellow in the face....burps one big time then proceeded to puke all over me..... Instant karma......it's funny to me now but at the time I was pretty butthurt lol
 

Realbax

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Cannabis Giggles – Win some Good Shit Man!

Check out this collection of 10 Funny Cannabis things, share yours and win a prize!

Walked into the stall in the female washroom at Pearson international airport. Was so high and paranoid it took ages to sneak out. Just a steady stream for what felt like an hour. When I finally escaped my family was in tears. I can't live it down.
 

DG1959

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Younger days I was out driving some country backroads and enjoying some great bud. Police officer pulled me over so I hid my pipe behind my back... officer walked up and asked "paying attention to your speedometer" ? I was baked and said " dent in my speedometer ?while tapping it" LOL.
Officer was cool, said put out my incense … pipe was still smoking.... he let me go.
 

DG1959

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Another time.... brother and I were headed to Nebraska from Kansas. stopped late at night on the side of the road for some reason.... smoking some KGB and Kansas state police pull up... wind window down and the smoke would have impressed Cheech and chong. Those 2 young officers explained Kansas law real good. On the road was a white line not 5 feet in front of my camaro…. Nebraska state line. Officer had me pull forward onto the other side of the line... he said "we are Kansas state police, not Nebraska, have a good night"... they did take our weed though.
 

George Seeds

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dang I don't think anyone here won this was gonna be drawn the 25th D;
no buddy, as it says on the post the winner was selected at random from comments on the blog post, slightly different than our usual approach where we have lots of different winners on different platforms this one was just on our blog
 

Dosmokethereefa

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The kid who loaded the bowl with sticks and seeds for the greediest guy in their crew reminded me of a pal of mine some 30 years ago same as greedy as a pig but never contribute to the smoke this particular night i saw him coming and tipped the wink to danny pullin the buckets he crammed the biggest hairiest moth you ever did see in the bowl he pulls the biggest 3l creamy of moth smoke u eva saw stu stepped up to the plate and sucked every last spot of smoke out the bottle held it in n exhaled m said "tasted a bit funny that did you get a hair in it?" it was only when we told him what was in it that he went as green as grass an peuked everywer - karma's a bitch!
 
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