Canadians being piss monitored

just saw this article and had a good laugh.
Also has another illogical rant video with uncle billy talking out his ass.

https://globalnews.ca/news/4020253/marijuana-wastewater-urine-test-canada-consuming/

is there a bullshit test too?

can just see the stroke commin

Unrealistic and ridiculous. I shudder to think what this will cost taxpayers for such unimportant information.

Ahh, the old secret pee taste test. Yup, that will be statistically valid. Ayup.

Don't forget to spit, not swallow.

no he is gonna" monitor" [and give a piss test to] lake Ontario

How is this information going to be useful? They do realize millions of Canadians are not connected to municipal waste water treatment facilities, right? Maybe I should send Uncle Bill a bucket of the contents of my septic tank....

VIANARCHRIS said:

How is this information going to be useful? They do realize millions of Canadians are not connected to municipal waste water treatment facilities, right? Maybe I should send Uncle Bill a bucket of the contents of my septic tank....

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Ole sour face bill could probably tell the thc content by a simple taste test.
The whole thing sounds like a colossal waste of money but it’s from the government so maybe the biggest surprise is they weren’t already wasting millions doing this.

VIANARCHRIS said:

How is this information going to be useful? They do realize millions of Canadians are not connected to municipal waste water treatment facilities, right? Maybe I should send Uncle Bill a bucket of the contents of my septic tank....

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I just farted in a zip-lock and sent it priority courier to bill hair-less blair

If they knew how much GOLD goes out our sewers...Theyd Go GOLD COLOR instead of green lmao

true dat!
I have to give the asshole credit that he actually got this deal set in motion /..

what a bunch of ultra maroons

Jesus tapdancing fucking Christ. How many ridiculous ways can our government surveil perfectly law abiding Canadians? So they seem to think that taking samples from extremely small samples of the population which aren't indicative of the ENTIRE population are going to produce any type of quatifiable data? And data which is to be taken seriously?

Get the fuck out of our Parliament you fucking leeches. How much will this cost above and beyond the ALREADY $274 million being thrown towards educating and enforcing something which will be legal? Enough is enough with the never ending limits the government will go to persecute cannabis users?

r hospitals don't pee lol
Im sure they have a way to take them out of the equation? lol

The Hippy said:

I just farted in a zip-lock and sent it priority courier to bill hair-less blair

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I hope you included a note with the question!

CAN YOU SMELL ME NOW. LoL ROFLMAO