California is drying up faster than Barbara Streisand's vagina

oldtimer54

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According to former governor and conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura and George Norry host of am coast to coast its the aliens that are stealing our water or maybe the Illuminati or the Republicans or the democrats, the new world order, the people on the missing Malaysian airplane, or any of the 3 letter government agencies the list goes on and on !
 

NoDrama

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According to former governor and conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura and George Norry host of am coast to coast its the aliens that are stealing our water or maybe the Illuminati or the Republicans or the democrats, the new world order, the people on the missing Malaysian airplane, or any of the 3 letter government agencies the list goes on and on !
Citation? And it has to be Jesse saying what you said he said.
 

greenlikemoney

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Do you guys still have green lawns by all the shopping centers and in the nice parts of town?

Those are the guys taking your water. Who the fuck tries to grow grass in the middle of the desert?
Reminds me of the people in Africa starving in the desert because they can't grow food. MOVE !!!!!
 

NoDrama

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During an epic drought, swimming pools are kind of like a dick up the ass of everyone else without one, aren't they?
 

NoDrama

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Uh, no...that be the vineyards and golf courses.
I can agree with the golf courses, but the vineyards are creating something of value with that water, not recreation like golf and swimming. Which are things people can easily sacrifice in order to benefit us all.
 
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