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Jimdamick

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.President Donald Trump announced Friday that starting next month the U.S. will impose a 25 percent tariff on up to $50 billion in Chinese imports. Trump targeted Chinese industrial and agricultural machinery, aerospace parts, prophylactics, and communications technology. Most consumer goods from China such as smartphones and TVs were left off the list, but rubbers are set to increase a shit load.
New tariffs on imports from China may leave American companies and wherever rubbers are sold with a choice — pay a higher freight bill now or pay the tariffs starting in three weeks, and pass the cost on too the American consumer, like gigolos and sluts.

It can take several weeks for ship-borne cargo from China to reach the United States — too late to beat the July 6 deadline. That could lead to more demand in the short run for air-freight services and love shields.

"The only question is how much do you want to pay for a Trojan ribbed," said Brandon Fried, executive director of the Airforwarders Association, "and which is better, flavored, or straight up" Shipping by air is several times more costly than ocean shipping and the gap grows the heavier the cargo

So far, however, some freight handlers are seeing little evidence of panic, except in brothels.

"We haven't seen a rush, nor have any of our customers indicated that we need to get ready" for last-minute orders, said Steen Christensen, North America CEO for German freight-arrangements provider Hellmann Worldwide Logistics. He said some of the commodities his customers buy from China won't fall under the tariffs, except for fucking sheaths.

Some freight industry observers think a rush to beat the tariff deadline is inevitable, so boys and girls now is the time too stock up now on your favorite rubber glove and beat the inevitable rush because we don't want any nasty disease or an unwanted rug rat, do we.

Consider yourselves warned

:)
 

londonfog

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.President Donald Trump announced Friday that starting next month the U.S. will impose a 25 percent tariff on up to $50 billion in Chinese imports. Trump targeted Chinese industrial and agricultural machinery, aerospace parts, prophylactics, and communications technology. Most consumer goods from China such as smartphones and TVs were left off the list, but rubbers are set to increase a shit load.
New tariffs on imports from China may leave American companies and wherever rubbers are sold with a choice — pay a higher freight bill now or pay the tariffs starting in three weeks, and pass the cost on too the American consumer, like gigolos and sluts.

It can take several weeks for ship-borne cargo from China to reach the United States — too late to beat the July 6 deadline. That could lead to more demand in the short run for air-freight services and love shields.

"The only question is how much do you want to pay for a Trojan ribbed," said Brandon Fried, executive director of the Airforwarders Association, "and which is better, flavored, or straight up" Shipping by air is several times more costly than ocean shipping and the gap grows the heavier the cargo

So far, however, some freight handlers are seeing little evidence of panic, except in brothels.

"We haven't seen a rush, nor have any of our customers indicated that we need to get ready" for last-minute orders, said Steen Christensen, North America CEO for German freight-arrangements provider Hellmann Worldwide Logistics. He said some of the commodities his customers buy from China won't fall under the tariffs, except for fucking sheaths.

Some freight industry observers think a rush to beat the tariff deadline is inevitable, so boys and girls now is the time too stock up now on your favorite rubber glove and beat the inevitable rush because we don't want any nasty disease or an unwanted rug rat, do we.

Consider yourselves warned

:)
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