Burning The Car Down

greenlantern420

Active Member
So, my friends and I decide to go smoke two blunts in my car the other day, and let’s just say it made one of the funniest stoner moments yet. It started out with us having two blunts previously rolled from the other night and we wanted to smoke. I live at some apartments and they have security there all the time so we checked the security office before heading out to smoke so our chances of getting caught wouldn’t be so much. So we headed out to my car which reeked of weed from the other night when we smoked in it. Well everything is going perfect we light up the blunts and sit there and enjoy them for 15min. Well of the sudden my friend freaks out and sees the security car pass by and drops his blunt, this is when it turned into the funniest stoner moment yet. He dropped it underneath the seat and if any of you have ridden in a Trans Am you know how hard it is to get your hand underneath. So the blunt is still blazing up under the seat and were trying to find it but we were baked (he had gotten high earlier that day too). So my friend and I are searching so hard for it and can’t find it for nothing. The whole time I’m say “dude your going to burn a freaking hole in my carpet.” So we decide the best way to find it is to get out of the car. HUGE MISTAKE, as soon as we get out smoke starts pouring out of the car and some girl walked by and laughed. We were screwed it was still burning in my car and you could see the smoke from it, so we got back in to find it. Well the ashtray is on the center console and when I finally see the blunt me and my friend reach for it and the knocks the whole ashtray over all over my leather seats and the floor, what we didn’t know was when we did that we hit my blunt too, and it fell under the seat. So now we can’t find either one of the blunts. I’m sooooo pissed and super blazed and we both just start cracking up until I realize that my car is still getting burned. Well I find my blunt after searching for 5min and pull it out, but we still have a problem the other one is blazing and burning my carpet. Well while getting mine I guess I must have moved the other one and by some miracle I felt it. It burnt the living hell out of my fingers but I grabbed it anyway. We finish off the blunts and walk inside with the biggest smiles on our faces. That day will forever go down as one of the stupidest and funniest days of my life. Oh and by the way, about 2 weeks later that security guard smelt weed on us and called the local pd 6 cops showed up at my apartment……but that’s a totally different story.
 

tehjugulator

Active Member
Dang. That reminds me of this one time my friend and I were smoking a blunt in his garage, but he didn't have a lighter. And we we're also both high already from earlier in the day. So he just got a candle and lit it with a match and lit the blunt that the candle. But he didn't put it out and just put the candle on a workbench. So while somehow one of us know the candle down onto a little carpet by the back door to the garage. And that caught fire and we were both pretty blazed. So we ran into his backyard with the rug and started like shaking it and beating it on the ground, which did nothing. In the end he got his hose and put it out with that. It was still pretty funny though.

Anyway, about your story, how badly was your car burned?
 
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