Boner

txhomegrown

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Consider it a special gift. Use to it to its full advantage. Have fun with it. Offer to share it with every girl you meet. Wait.. that not be a really good idea. Forget that last part. Rememeber, there are people out there with limp dicks. You need to take up some of the slack. Keep up the good work.
 

AchillesLast

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Consider it a special gift. Use to it to its full advantage. Have fun with it. Offer to share it with every girl you meet. Wait.. that not be a really good idea. Forget that last part. Rememeber, there are people out there with limp dicks. You need to take up some of the slack. Keep up the good work.
Can I nominate you for quote of the day? Thats a great way to look at it!
 

PoseidonsNet

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You need more sex. Get married. Have kids. That'll cure the problem.
If you repress anything, it comes out when you puff,

thats why people with guilty consciounces get all paranoid...

thats why the corrupt law hates it so much
it reveals the truth

The Law is fundamentally corrupt!
 

txhomegrown

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I get a boner when I eat chili. I think it may have more to do with the waitress that works at the place I go for chili than the chili itself. Red hot chili and a hot redheaded waitress, heaven on earth.
 

blinkykush

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Wow this post absolutly validated me bro,lol I pop wood often when i smoke. I dont worry about it, thank God when i chief with my home boys it doesnt happen, THANK GOD then i would be worried. but yeah weed=boner for me most of the sessions:-)
 

Robert520

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mary jane is one fine peice of ass so getting a boner isent anything crazy or maybe its just your dicks way of saying hey its about that time to get put into something help me out
 
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