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tipsgnob

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Not just some poor girl, MY poor girl.



Really? You must not know me, Mr.tipsgnob. I am Mr.Fuk, and I enjoy vagina & marijuana.
I once knew a girl who could smoke a joint with her vagina...I know, but did she get high.
fuk I know you like the the vagina, I was just messing with stoney...;-)
 

tipsgnob

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Got a couple of options..a used for about $225..or a new Dell, basic for $377... on the list..just hope this one doesn't just die.. My 1st was sick for about a year..the 2nd..just died.. :finger:



I got into Civ. when I used to babysit in the early 90's.. I'd never even touched a comp and I'd trade babysitting for comp time.. Got addicted..the friends would come home and I'd keep playing.and leave next day... Never been very good at shooter games..except Redneck Rampage..buts thats not like Call to duty..just a basic shooter..bongsmilie
try www.build-your-own-computer.com
 

fukdapolice

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I once knew a girl who could smoke a joint with her vagina...I know, but did she get high.
fuk I know you like the the vagina, I was just messing with stoney...;-)
did she pass it to you after that?

and the important question, did you you take a hit of it?

lol
 

mastakoosh

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i let a stripper puff on my cig with her womanly parts. after that i took my cig back and smoked it. i am a dirt dog lmao.
 

fukdapolice

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i let a stripper puff on my cig with her womanly parts. after that i took my cig back and smoked it. i am a dirt dog lmao.
hahahaha
reminds me wen i went to the strip club this one time... the featured dancer was doin her little show. and you, know she had the whipped cream, and the cherries. so at one point, she starts rubbing/putting the cherries in her 'gina and she starts giving to random guys to eat. well, one the guys didnt want to eat the cherry... and she got REALLY MAD. it was pretty funny. some really nice big natural tits tho
 

mastakoosh

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hahahaha
reminds me wen i went to the strip club this one time... the featured dancer was doin her little show. and you, know she had the whipped cream, and the cherries. so at one point, she starts rubbing/putting the cherries in her 'gina and she starts giving to random guys to eat. well, one the guys didnt want to eat the cherry... and she got REALLY MAD. it was pretty funny. some really nice big natural tits tho
rofl.......nobody wanted to eat the cherry.:spew:one time my buddy had his face like an inch from this strippers vag and i screamed LICK IT. he did and she smacked the shit out of him and then she tried to smack the shit out of me. we didnt get kicked out cuz it was a hole in the wall joint. you could get some nasty shit for a dollar. it got closed down cuz of stuff being performed in the hot tub for a hundred bucks. that is one hot tub i did not soak in.:spew:
 

Stoney McFried

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Twisty.It is time for a new computer.I shall give you a wonderful link.http://www.newegg.com/ We built our pc for about 500...that was a year ago, using the hardrive we already had, and adding an extra.We got a new motherboard, graphics card,ram, etc.However, they have pre built pc's too.They ship fast.Oh...avast is very good.I use avira.Slightly better.All the stuff on my pc is free.Make sure to get the norton removal tool.http://service1.symantec.com/Support/tsgeninfo.nsf/docid/2005033108162039 You don't want it on your system any more.Here's mcafee removal tool if you have that too.http://majorgeeks.com/McAfee_Consumer_Product_Removal_Tool_d5420.html
Morning all..................



I use FF 2..OP system not big enough for 3... No idea what chrome is...



Don't know how to backup..burn cd, make links, start files..etc.. a real comp dummy...:-?



I downloaded a free Avast anti V..it found trojan (1) and adware (3) and puts them in chest.. I have 82% free memory... haven't got the $$ to buy spy/virus stuff...If I could I'd get a better and bigger comp..
my win 98, 667mhz is an old boot box... As for remove/reinstall I went through that grabbing all windows updates and overloaded my systems and had to spend 24+ hours removing shit.. I do the maint. at night..defrag too.. I do have google and yahoo tool bars but use them for mail and quick google access..

Thanks my friends for your input..alway appreciated....truly....kiss-ass
Aww..how sweet.DId you give her something to eat after?
Not just some poor girl, MY poor girl.



Really? You must not know me, Mr.tipsgnob. I am Mr.Fuk, and I enjoy vagina & marijuana.
 

Twistyman

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'allo!!!! !
DANK !!!!!!! Good to see you're back.........kiss-ass

Twisty.It is time for a new computer.I shall give you a wonderful link.http://www.newegg.com/ We built our pc for about 500...that was a year ago, using the hardrive we already had, and adding an extra.We got a new motherboard, graphics card,ram, etc.However, they have pre built pc's too.They ship fast.Oh...avast is very good.I use avira.Slightly better.All the stuff on my pc is free.Make sure to get the norton removal tool.http://service1.symantec.com/Support/tsgeninfo.nsf/docid/2005033108162039 You don't want it on your system any more.Here's mcafee removal tool if you have that too.http://majorgeeks.com/McAfee_Consumer_Product_Removal_Tool_d5420.html
You want to see a computer not work..let me build it..
 

fukdapolice

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Aww..how sweet.DId you give her something to eat after?
I think you mean did she get me something to eat after...

and unfortunatly no, she didnt. she always falls asleep soon as were done. ill finish up, go take a "i just came" leak to clear the vein - and by the time i get back to the room shes already knocked out sleeping.

oh well, lets me kno i was doing it right.

but i always do it right. lol

sooooooooo how you been STONEY?
 

Stoney McFried

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I'm not dead yet.My old man and I used to screw, then I'd make him a trya of snacks and we'd share that, then we'd screw.....that was when we were first together...now, that's too much work.:sleep:
I think you mean did she get me something to eat after...

and unfortunatly no, she didnt. she always falls asleep soon as were done. ill finish up, go take a "i just came" leak to clear the vein - and by the time i get back to the room shes already knocked out sleeping.

oh well, lets me kno i was doing it right.

but i always do it right. lol

sooooooooo how you been STONEY?
 
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