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fukdapolice

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YouTube - Jose Screamin Like A Biatch

heres the story behind this one....

the house i used to live was a house full of stoners. the girl who "really" lived there had a cat, the cat would always be goin in and out the house, bringin in dead birds n all that shit. so one day i had an idea:idea: :close the windows, and the doors... then scare the shit outta it so it runs and jumps into the closed window.

my cuzin recorded it on his phone, hes the one screamin like a lil bitch. oh, and he was hidin behind a door... like a lil bitch.

enjoy
 

fukdapolice

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I don't see anything. It is all so confused
the quality is very bad, i kno. you can see the cat at the very beg. runnin away from me.

my cuzin was hiding behind a door outside, thats why you cant see the cat run into the closed window full speed 3 times. but the best part of the video is my cuzin SCREAMING like a girl.
 

BigGuyTok'n

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Hi Wikid and everybody else to, I haven't posted in this thread in awhile so I thought I'd just drop by and post a few pics of the first of my Kahuna's to get harvested today.kiss-ass


 

Bookworm

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nice! send some my way!

lol.


Just got back from cleaning my pipe and chillum. cleaned out the whole chillum front to back, but the pipe I just cleaned the bowl and screen. now I got all the windows open and the fan runnin. f---in parents.
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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Hi Wikid and everybody else to, I haven't posted in this thread in awhile so I thought I'd just drop by and post a few pics of the first of my Kahuna's to get harvested today.kiss-ass


Now I say god damn . . . looks good :grin:

*tackles you and smothers you with love* it's been a while! How's tricks?
 

mastakoosh

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LOL!!


My great-grandma used to be an alcoholic until we took her car from her. But I don't think she ever threw up.
haha gotta love the hardcore grannies of the world. i gotta give the lady in the pic credit, she didnt even set her beer down to puke. a real trooper.:mrgreen:
 

Bookworm

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haha gotta love the hardcore grannies of the world. i gotta give the lady in the pic credit, she didnt even set her beer down to puke. a real trooper.:mrgreen:
ya. she'd take a bottle of wine every day and drink the whole thing. took us a while to catch on.

we never did figure out how she got the corks off though
 

mastakoosh

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ya. she'd take a bottle of wine every day and drink the whole thing. took us a while to catch on.

we never did figure out how she got the corks off though
damn, she sounds like a cool lady. my mom says my great grandmother loves to play poker and gamble lol.:mrgreen:
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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My grandmother was schizophrenic, so she would have really loud arguments with people who weren't there. I remember asking her who she was talking to, when I was about 5 or 6. She told me "my imaginary friend"

By this time, I had seen that movie Drop Dead Fred, and I thought she had an imaginary friend like THAT, and I thought it was sooo cool.

And my great grandma, whenever she is allowed to drive, if she sees pigeons in the road, she will speed up and try to hit them. It's cute and scary at the same time.
 

BigGuyTok'n

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damn, she sounds like a cool lady. my mom says my great grandmother loves to play poker and gamble lol.:mrgreen:
I like your attitude, I hope people think that nicely of me when I get really old.:peace:
nice grow!
Thanks
ya. she'd take a bottle of wine every day and drink the whole thing. took us a while to catch on.

we never did figure out how she got the corks off though
I remember when my grandma died (I was 11), it was like a treasure hunt to me cleaning out her house. We found $20-bills used as shelve paper in the bathroom, an awesome coin collection under a false bottom under the kitchen sink. And then there were all of grampa's bottles of Seagrams or Vick's Formula44 in spare sockets in light fixtures.:eyesmoke:
My grandmother was schizophrenic, so she would have really loud arguments with people who weren't there. I remember asking her who she was talking to, when I was about 5 or 6. She told me "my imaginary friend"

By this time, I had seen that movie Drop Dead Fred, and I thought she had an imaginary friend like THAT, and I thought it was sooo cool.

And my great grandma, whenever she is allowed to drive, if she sees pigeons in the road, she will speed up and try to hit them. It's cute and scary at the same time.
Cool !!!
 

fukdapolice

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ugh! my fuckin air conditioner is makin this annoying sound... like the fan is rubbin on sumthin. and it keep spittin lil drops of water(its been rainin all day), and i think i may have to buy a new one... i hope it can heal itself:eyesmoke:
 

Stoney McFried

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Try cleaning it out...sometimes its as simple as that.
ugh! my fuckin air conditioner is makin this annoying sound... like the fan is rubbin on sumthin. and it keep spittin lil drops of water(its been rainin all day), and i think i may have to buy a new one... i hope it can heal itself:eyesmoke:
 
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