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Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
korvette1977 said:
Have you ever farted so hard that it cracked your back ?
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I totally fooked my back up once while taking a shit.. I was totally relaxed and this rogue fart came outta nowhere.. next thing you know.. my eyes are watering and my back is fooked for 4 weeks...

now it makes for a good story..
 
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korvette1977

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Garden Knowm said:
I totally fooked my back up once while taking a shit.. I was totally relaxed and this rogue fart came outta nowhere.. next thing you know.. my eyes are watering and my back is fooked for 4 weeks...

now it makes for a good story..
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I actually stole that line from Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector .... Dont waste your time watching it its a dumb movie
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
My "best friend" from the second grade told me once..

I like one really small thing about you... something i noticed when we first met... and I always focus on that... that way it allows you to change and be whoever you want and I still always like you.

iloveyou
 
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