Big Guy can't get clean!!! Help!!

Yea drink lots of water n cranberry juice, get lots of excercise, gl

MrFishy said:

I'm tellin' ya . . . I'd still invest in a different brand/type of test kit for my own peace of mind.
I know you're clean, you know you're clean. Now let's see a -neg on that strip!
It can't be easy to change a habit for a job. Hang in there.

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thats what my dad told me.... moday's test was different brand than the other two... still positive... the home tests have actually gotten pretty good... used to be alot less accurate... he's just still dirty; a daily smoker of 12yrs, +being a bigger guy, its completely pheasible to not be clean yet... i know it sucks, but it is how weed works.... and no, changing a daily habit is not easy at all...
my condolences unforgiven1; im going through it too... at least you have the job offer, im still looking/waiting to get clean

gogrow said:

thats what my dad told me.... moday's test was different brand than the other two... still positive... the home tests have actually gotten pretty good... used to be alot less accurate... he's just still dirty; a daily smoker of 12yrs, +being a bigger guy, its completely pheasible to not be clean yet... i know it sucks, but it is how weed works.... and no, changing a daily habit is not easy at all...
my condolences unforgiven1; im going through it too... at least you have the job offer, im still looking/waiting to get clean

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Yeah honestly it wasn't as hard as i thought it would be. my wife was more worried than I was. She knows I use to relieve stress and was convinced i'd turn into a raging asshole without it. Funny thing is no job for 2 months equals very low stress. i do miss it though. good luck with the job hunt and thanks again for the help.

yeah being a bigger guy and all is a pain in the ass when it comes to weed, this happend to my friend he couldnt get clean for 9 weeks or some bull shit, good luck.

unforgiven1420 said:

Fat or heavy does not mean lazy. I have no problem with "physical effort". come on though you never wanted to wade into your garden naked. I mean its not gay if you kill all the males first.

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lol.. at least the males are gone

you aren't able to use a wizz? I had to do a test myself, and used the baggie only, it was prefect!!

hell.. i was probably baked the day off!!

lol..

hope you get the job!!

Geeze, I had no idea folks were getting tested by tests that don't erase the past in a month or two, regardless of life, as long as they've abstained.
What a rip! Kinda like costly court ordered drug and alcohol re-hab for smoking a bowl.
Like I wouldn't take street meds to sit thru that crap.

I'll be watching this play out. I hope you get an A minus.

dexr0420 said:

lol.. at least the males are gone

you aren't able to use a wizz? I had to do a test myself, and used the baggie only, it was prefect!!

hell.. i was probably baked the day off!!

lol..

hope you get the job!!

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its a closed room test. just standard employment urinanalysis. no watchers. i know theres other ways, im just so damn frustrated this is even an issue. I've gone without my favorite vise for SO LONG now! I've been a "good boy" and it doesn't matter.

not to mention these tests are like $16.00 a piece at the local pharmacy.....i'm spending all the money i'm saving not smokin on damn piss tests. I gotta find somewhere i can buy in bulk

Lots of water and sweat.. Or you can go on line and buy synthetic urine if no one whatches you piss. Just make sure you get the temp up to body temperature. Good luck to ya.

unforgiven1420 said:

its a closed room test. just standard employment urinanalysis. no watchers. i know theres other ways, im just so damn frustrated this is even an issue. I've gone without my favorite vise for SO LONG now! I've been a "good boy" and it doesn't matter.

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thats where im getting to now.... what the fuck is the point of being a "good boy" (used that exact term myself) if it doesnt even do any damn good... its like i've been smoking so long that i've got thc in my bones and can never get rid of it... i know thats not the case, but gosh its depressing