Best way to quick dry a.s.a.p thankyou!! :)

Ok, so christmas is in two days. So today I've chopped down one of my ladies a week early so i can relax and enjoy a nice christmas smoke while cooking the turkey and all that good stuff.. Yes i know taste, smell, high etc will be affected from drying quickly as the chlorophyll will not be gone blah blah, please i don't need any lectures or scientific explanations on this as i am already very educated on the whole subject, thank-you. So my friends, like the title says i need the best quick-dry method that does not require any fancy equipment etc.. and please do-not mention a microwave lol. Looking forward to hearing everyones answers, 1<3

looking forward to the answers also, where is that popcorn?

when i need bud i will take an envlope. trim off the leaves and put about a gram or two in it tape it closed and put it in the dryer for 30 min and it will be dry. u can make more than one. its the best quick dry method i use

Natural as possible is best. If the buds are small, you can just put them in a paper bag on a warm surface and turn the bag every so often. They will be ready within 24 hrs, maybe sooner. Sounds like you have time for that

bake it in the oven on lo heat and rotate every 15 min if you are desperate.

I use the vent on top of my flatscreen monitor for my computer for small to med. size buds, but the vent on your cable box will also give some lukewarm, dry airflow.
Usually 8-10 hours and a small to medium size bud is dry enough for a test smoke.

when I need to dry a quick bud , i put it on top of my light hood. turn over every hour until dry.

IMO, I would have planned ahead and bought a bag for the Hoildays. I don't like to sacrifice the quality of my babies that I worked soooo hard to bring up in this world. Not only does a week affect the quality, but also the yield as well.

I agree with just buying a bag. Chopping a plant early just because you need a Christmas smoke is incredibly short sighted.

That being said, an open air dry will give you a harsh, flavourless smoke just in time for Christmas.