Best Detox?

WarMachine

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Hey everyone,

I know this isn't the right forum but I don't go to any other section soo... Anyways what is the best detox that you have either tried and/or read about? I don't need it for anything but I more so just wanna try it out as a "just in case" type of deal and just good information to know. Figured I would buy a few mj home tests and try it out and see how it good. Look forward to the replies!
 

qwizoking

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i realize this isnt what yiur looking for but whatever ....and yes its long

it depends on yiur time frame...
as far as "supplements"
pectin, niacin and colored b's have worked well for me and people i know. i assume you know the reasoning
i like this in combination with an active and healthy approach..
maintain hydration and exercise, your fat cells are essentially continuously being formed and broken down, slowly releasing stored thc.. you can speed this, flush.. and then shut down metabolism night before/day of and prevent excretion as well..the old first piss dirty, second clean..




i know this isnt what you asked but i get drug tested often...and usually just use fake piss or my own clean piss.....

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and ummmmmmmm
i do my share of drugs




lets try to look at this from a logical or scientific perspective.

thc has an initial half life of about 4hrs...as low as 2, as high as 6 depending on yiur body and lifestyle, in normal healthy people ie no issues metabolizing........ and a terminal half life about 30hrs. this is due to the high logp of the drug aiding in absorption to fatty tissue. and why heavy daily users can have a harder time cleansing. heavy is something like a 1/8-1/4 of bud a day to yourself , not just smoking daily but attempting to stay saturated...

now...
"an occasional or on-off user would be very unlikely to test positive beyond 3–4 days since the last use, and a chronic user would be unlikely to test positive much beyond 7 days,
it may only be detectable in saliva/oral fluid for 2–24 hours in most cases.
Cannabis is detectable in the blood for approximately 12-24 hours, with heavy/frequent use detectable in the blood for up to 7 days (its on and off as they hover along the cut off)"

jacked from a relatively unbiased drug detection discussion/site

as you can see, the curve starts to build with heavy users, but the quick half life is apparent....

, if none is stored in the body keeping you hovering along the cut off it leaves relatively soon...shit whats the term for this, man its been too long since i was in school a parabola i think, but thats not the term im.looking for..anyway you get the idea





now if you smoked half a gram with an avg of 20% thc of dank bud as the last time you smoked
(.1 grams of thc)
with a bioavailability of about 20% .. only .02 grams of thc entered your body.
..note this is not including a prior smoke session...
the test has a cut off at, .00000005 grams per ml.
not total in your body.
this means that after *24hrs having an avg metabolism and average hydration you could pass.
i dont feel like doing math, but total in your body would be less than the cutoff after *48hrs having an avg metabolism!. your piss, which again is not total but concentration per ml, will be clean after *24

its the terminal half life that becomes a problem. and really what these supplements aid.



in my line of work, i get drug tested often.
i documented a drug test on riu for personal reasons where i
smoked half a gram ~40hrs before testing and passed,
here i actually did some relatively extensive calculation... i smoke a few times daily...currently a light-medium user. a few times a day totaling 1-2 grams normally. i couldve gone alot sooner but i figure best to be cautious. im sure my calculations have been wrong before...i just cant remember such a time :D

* note that these are rough and generous estimations, more for info

and happy 4:20
 
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lio lacidem

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From my experience the only one ive used that has worked plus wasnt picked up by test as diluted sample is Jazzy detox drink. I used it for 2 years of parole and aslong as you follow directions it works
 

qwizoking

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does it say ingredients anywhere on the bottle?
was just wondering, i couldnt find a list in a short search.
im sure it works though. i know lots of people who would smoke the night before hitting up there p.o and passing.
 

lio lacidem

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This one you have to stop smoking 24hrs prior to testing. Havent had to use it in 5 years let me see if I can find ingredients.
 

GrowinDad

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Most of the detox things (at least used to) share three common elements, everythign else in them was for fun..
1.) drink a boatload of water to dilute the thc levels below detection
2.) Vit B to get color back in the urine
3.) Creatine to add specific weight in (so sample is not detected as diluted)
 
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