Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

I've a test in two minutes
really tired but
sociology is dope

i defenitly aced it
was on teen problems and
how they've changed over time

finally moved on
bigger plans bigger set up
lots of work i do

Da Almighty Jew said:

finally moved on
bigger plans bigger set up
lots of work i do

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Searching for a Home
Must secure new Grow Room there
Will take Months to do

I'll have two grows up
Double the Money, not Fun
Clones Becoming Moms...

The last Lesbian
mantis died today. She gave
some other chick head.
cn

No P.T. tonight
or school work for once, feels good
time to relax now.
(yay for tea and a book, been meaning to thank you cn I finished reading 'the man who mistook his wife for a hat' a long time ago and now I'm on 'an anthropologist from mars', I love them both!)

I break the format
to bring you these Google pearls
that are not my own.
cn

[h=1]Redneck Haiku[/h] [h=2]Beauty[/h] Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
[h=2]Remorse[/h] A painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door
[h=2]Options[/h] Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
[h=2]Blaze[/h] Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again
[h=2]A New Moon[/h] Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs
[h=2]Exuberance[/h] Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
[h=2]Alone[/h] Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
[h=2]Desire[/h] Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin
[h=2]Offerings[/h] Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
[h=2]Drama[/h] Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O’Clock
[h=2]Deprived[/h] In Wal-Mart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants ’rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
[h=2]No Signal[/h] White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler
[h=2]Impounded[/h] Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
[h=2]Gathering[/h] In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man
[h=2]Pride[/h] Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed

Satan's mistaken
god payith no attention
All Lies rest your mind

your mind is satan
'til it rests below your neck
...love that expression

Christmas time is Here
I have 100 small Trees
They aren't Lit, I am...

Probations a bitch
Fuck That dictator justice
How I miss mary

Everything is ...
Who is What, Where is When, Why
...is How. Perspective.

Perpetual Grow.
You never leave me Alone.
Thank you so much, Bitch...

Robfather said:

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...the proof is right there
...whoever made the image
...really knew HIGHku

A bowl filled with grief,
dead friendship's last leftovers
are bitter. I sip.
cn

...only for a while
...some flowers will help you smile
...they are called 'buds', man

Trimming is BORING!
Numb from Scissor Hash, I Clip
while the Earth spins on...

New, Beautiful Glass!
It's from the City of Grass
Classy Grassy Glass...

Spring is in the air!
It climbs into my nose and
Makes me itch and leak.
cn

Across millennia
he scowled at me: "I'm your god!"
I peed on his plinth.
cn