Bad Neighbor, should I kill him or what?
- Thread starter Dyna Ryda
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Obviously this, from the voice of experience.
About damn time! I still think you should have dropped a friendly hot load for them.
Why not pray to George and let him handle it directly.
Dinner!
I like to look for the silver lining in situations like this. So, here's what I learned, I had 2 cops and 2 firemen right out side of my grow room and they didn't know it, see it, smell it, whatevers and I learned my neighbor is a fucking bitch. BTW, I have medical cards so my grow is legal but I still don't need the fire dept and local PD knowing about it.
I've been trying to catch him in his backyard all day and as soon as he sees or hears me he goes inside. I don't wanna go onto his property and knock on the door, not yet.
I'm confused about why he called them now. I've been growing at this house for 3+ years, mostly outdoor. Back in the summer I had my 6x10 dog kennel greenhouse loaded with plants and no one ever said anything. Now I have an indoor setup that is sealed (w/co2) but a little smell was coming out from the wall a/c, not much though.
Oh well, smell is completely gone now and I have a new enemy.
I'm glad I could vent to you guys on here, it really helped me settle down about it. Big mahalo to the RIU family for all the ideas and shit.
I've been trying to catch him in his backyard all day and as soon as he sees or hears me he goes inside. I don't wanna go onto his property and knock on the door, not yet.
I'm confused about why he called them now. I've been growing at this house for 3+ years, mostly outdoor. Back in the summer I had my 6x10 dog kennel greenhouse loaded with plants and no one ever said anything. Now I have an indoor setup that is sealed (w/co2) but a little smell was coming out from the wall a/c, not much though.
Oh well, smell is completely gone now and I have a new enemy.
I'm glad I could vent to you guys on here, it really helped me settle down about it. Big mahalo to the RIU family for all the ideas and shit.
The Coppers
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I'd still sign him up for a subscription to NAMBLA.
lahadaextranjera
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That fact the he's avoiding you makes him look very guilty.
Strange that it's now after 3 yrs of growing that he gets involved.
Either way, neither of you are planning on moving house anytime soon are you?
I'd avoid confrontation with him at all costs. You could casually mention that you had a visit and see what he says. He won't admit anything though, he's too sheepish for that.
Maybe better to stay out of his way as much as possible.
After seeing your efforts I am now going to buy a larger fan and carbon filter too. Plus I will only grow less stinky weed at that address !
Strange that it's now after 3 yrs of growing that he gets involved.
Either way, neither of you are planning on moving house anytime soon are you?
I'd avoid confrontation with him at all costs. You could casually mention that you had a visit and see what he says. He won't admit anything though, he's too sheepish for that.
Maybe better to stay out of his way as much as possible.
After seeing your efforts I am now going to buy a larger fan and carbon filter too. Plus I will only grow less stinky weed at that address !
I talked to them today. It was his wife that called. While I was talking to him she came to the window of their house and she was fucking fired up. Her husband was trying to be cool and keep the peace but she was FUCKING FIRED UP. I smiled and told her nothing illegal was going on over here and she just got madder. I asked if they could smell anything at all and they said no. Then I said, "problem solved then huh, have a nice Sunday and enjoy watching the Patriots win the Superbowl today" and I walked away with her still fired up and starting to yell. I had the biggest smart ass smile on my face the whole time and I think that upset her even more.
670420grower
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bruddah, i'd forget about 'em, Superbowl mania man, tell 'em to chill and just spark a doob, problem solved, hehe
Hookabelly
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What was she yelling?
panhead
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Shit i forgot the best payback of all .
Go to the store & buy brownie mix & exlax , whip up the neighbor some bad ass brownies , pour brownie batter in the pan then insert roughly 80 pieces of exlax before cooking them , this assures whoever eats them will get about 10 pieces of exlax in each brownie .
It'll take about 12 hrs before he gets explosive shits , after about 3 days his ass will be like road rash from dumping your bike on a gravel road doin 70 mph .
Go to the store & buy brownie mix & exlax , whip up the neighbor some bad ass brownies , pour brownie batter in the pan then insert roughly 80 pieces of exlax before cooking them , this assures whoever eats them will get about 10 pieces of exlax in each brownie .
It'll take about 12 hrs before he gets explosive shits , after about 3 days his ass will be like road rash from dumping your bike on a gravel road doin 70 mph .
670420grower
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LMAO, reminded me a lot of the movie, "Death at a Funeral". Friggin' hilarious movie (5 stars)
Revenge is sweet!
lushgreen
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Would you eat anything a bad neighbour gave you?
cannawizard
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670420grower
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lol!get your neighbor some of this, sounds like he needs the extra strength stuff
panhead
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No but im not stupid or ignorant about people , most people are brain dead to begin with , think about how naive a neighbor would have to be to call the cops on their neighbor,using their own phone , then meet the cops out front & point at the persons house , its not like they have high i q's in street smarts , in the hood that kinda shit will get a cop calling bitch killed & they dont understand the what if's .
I think they'd eat the brownies .
I started the convo by asking him if he smelt any chemicals today. He said "no, we know you have marijuana over there." Me, "why did you tell them chemicals? Is that the only way you could get them to come? There is nothing illegal over here"
Them/her (It was hard to hear cause she was inside her house and I was in my yard) "DON'T TELL ME THE LAWS I GOT FAMILY IN THE FIRE DEPT AND POLICE DEPARTMENT"
Me "But why would you lie and tell them you smelt chemical and now you're telling me it was a marijuana smell? They probably thought it was a meth lab"
Her "WE'VE LIVED HERE FOR 40 YEARS, BLAH BLAH BLAH"
I'm sure I missed a lot of what she said but it wasn't anything that made sense. She was more upset because I questioned why they lied to the cops and why they even called them before they talked to me and gave me a chance to fix it.
She did say something about calling them again if they smelled it, something about having asthma and migraines. I told her she should try medical marijuana for those things. She was really upset by now and thats when I told them to have a nice Sunday....and I got down off my wheelbarrow and walked away. (I was standing in my wheelbarrow so I could see over the 6ft fence) I could still hear her but couldn't understand what she was saying.
I really would like to set down with her and explain all the great benefits of medical marijuana and how I saved my grandmas life with it, but I don't think she is open minded enough to get past her ego, so fuck her.
Them/her (It was hard to hear cause she was inside her house and I was in my yard) "DON'T TELL ME THE LAWS I GOT FAMILY IN THE FIRE DEPT AND POLICE DEPARTMENT"
Me "But why would you lie and tell them you smelt chemical and now you're telling me it was a marijuana smell? They probably thought it was a meth lab"
Her "WE'VE LIVED HERE FOR 40 YEARS, BLAH BLAH BLAH"
I'm sure I missed a lot of what she said but it wasn't anything that made sense. She was more upset because I questioned why they lied to the cops and why they even called them before they talked to me and gave me a chance to fix it.
She did say something about calling them again if they smelled it, something about having asthma and migraines. I told her she should try medical marijuana for those things. She was really upset by now and thats when I told them to have a nice Sunday....and I got down off my wheelbarrow and walked away. (I was standing in my wheelbarrow so I could see over the 6ft fence) I could still hear her but couldn't understand what she was saying.
I really would like to set down with her and explain all the great benefits of medical marijuana and how I saved my grandmas life with it, but I don't think she is open minded enough to get past her ego, so fuck her.
Singlemalt
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Do the ol man a favor and waste her
670420grower
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Bro, we feel you, been three a dozen times, screw her, she is not worth a gray hair. Each time my folks would relocate to another place, i get the same BS. All i gotta say is that she should really consider trying it out, i might shut her friggin' mouth up, instead of minding someone else's business! Moreover, she would prolly thank you for it one day
My yard guy was here today (he does the little part outside of my fence for trade in meds) and he comes up and ask me if I was having problems with my neighbors. That fucking cunt went to his house to talk to him about me. He told her to leave me alone and I was a good guy and good neighbor.
My yard guy is older than them and grew up in this neighborhood, they all know each other. He showed her his plant and invited her over to smoke with him. He also told her it was perfectly legal and there isn't anything she could do about it.
FD and PD was here Thursday, I talked to them Sunday, she went to see him Monday. Obviously she doesn't wanna let this go. I may have to use some of you guys idea and make her life suck so bad she will move or kill herself. What a fucking cunt.
My yard guy is older than them and grew up in this neighborhood, they all know each other. He showed her his plant and invited her over to smoke with him. He also told her it was perfectly legal and there isn't anything she could do about it.
FD and PD was here Thursday, I talked to them Sunday, she went to see him Monday. Obviously she doesn't wanna let this go. I may have to use some of you guys idea and make her life suck so bad she will move or kill herself. What a fucking cunt.
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