there's always:
screeching seagull
when you stick your dick into the the sand the proceed to have sex with a female or male, whatever your preference, thus a very unusual hurtful sensation
The Alabama Hot Pocket: 1."the
art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"
The Flying Camel: "As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to
flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move."
angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
