ask me a question

I found a thing on the internet and it knows everything. If you want to know something I can find an answer for you.


Go ahead and ask, I can look it up.


You may be familiar with the question answering site....it is something called Google

Why is there air?

Singlemalt said:

Why is there air?

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That one's easy, just ask Bill Cosby.

What color underwear do I have on ?

Singlemalt said:

Why is there air?

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The air as we know it was formed when plants began cracking carbon dioxide and producing oxygen. Before that, the atmosphere which had evaporated from the molten rock earth was after the collision with what became the moon contained mainly carbon dioxide and nitrogen.

Air is a mixture of gases which are too light to form liquids or solids at surface temperature and too heavy to escape earth's gravity. Main components are nitrogen (78%), oxygen (20%) and argon (1%). The rest are a range of other molecules as well as some solids or liquids suspended in small particles.

You don't have any on. Ok why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

Tesla or Edison?

-spek

GreatwhiteNorth said:

That one's easy, just ask Bill Cosby.

What color underwear do I have on ?

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according to Bob and Doug your underwear are long.

Im going home from the beach. What Colour is my bikini?

Commander Strax said:

according to Bob and Doug your underwear are long.

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You would be correct if the snow was already flying.

Singlemalt said:

You don't have any on. Ok why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

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you are not the only one

lahadaextranjera said:

Im going home from the beach. What Colour is my bikini?

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I love the way Europeans spell Colour.

Color is too image invoking a word for < that bland spelling.

spek9 said:

Tesla or Edison?

-spek

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that is an easy one

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I love the way Europeans spell Colour.

Color is too image invoking a word for < that bland spelling.

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I shouldn't have used a capital 'C' but I'm always on my iPhone.

Do you like how we spell grey?

Commander Strax said:

that is an easy one

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LOL nice comeback

lahadaextranjera said:

Im going home from the beach. What Colour is my bikini?

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looks purple

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I love the way Europeans spell Colour.

Color is too image invoking a word for < that bland spelling.

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Hey, it's a Canadian thing too... you know that, eh?

Colour, favour, labour etc.

-spek

Commander Strax said:

looks purple

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Lol! You stalker! Where'd ya find that?

Anyway, it was a trick question because I'm wearing black one which isn't really a colour!

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I love the way Europeans spell Colour.

Color is too image invoking a word for < that bland spelling.

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there seems to be a plethora of letters in Canada and Europe


they do seem to be charging you an extra .1% for that extra "e"

lahadaextranjera said:

Lol! You stalker! Where'd ya find that?

Anyway, it was a trick question because I'm wearing black one which isn't really a colour!

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I found that on the web site I was telling you about...it is called Google

Commander Strax said:

I found that on the web site I was telling you about...it is called Google

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Yeah, google images.