Anyone think this could work

Hey guys im really baked and was surfing the net and i came across a goarmy thing and thought about how i really wished i would have atleast signed up for a few years when i got out of highschool. Now i am 27 and not doing much besides growing my own medicine and working. But with that thought i was thinking how nice it would be to own a seed bank and all that. Then i thought about those luckey bastards at greenhouse seeds that get to travel the world for the strain hunters documentarys. My baked thinking thought this one up here sign up for the army get a non combat job or even a combat job cause im rather handy with the guns being a montanan. But sign up and get to travel all over the world were i would go off on my own during your breaks that you have and pay the locals to show me to the amazing crops they have this would give me the opportunity to travel and get these genetics for breeding just like the seed banks started out. The army enlistment cut off age is 35 something i didnt know so i could still sign up. I know most of you wouldnt want to be in those kinda situations with the guns and all that but me i wouldnt really care i know i say that till the bullets start flying. It would be nice tho dont you think to have uncle sam and the army paying for your traveling and paying you to do a job while you go off fuck off and get stoned with the locals and find the good genetics wouldnt that be nice find yourself some nice little teenage hookers or not even a hooker just a few virgins at tha. Only two years of your life and you could have one hell of a story at the end of it to share. I think a bunch of us potheads here should do it just go sign up then we can meet up over seas go get fucken ripped buy tons of hash whatever. My buddy in the navy said for him to smuggle some drugs it would be no problem you know nothing over a kilo but you bring back a kilo of coke that you pay 200 dollars for of pure coke from some of these countrys and you could make a killing in montana. He told me quite a bit of him and his navy boys always bring stuff back. Anyone wanna comment lets hear what you think fun or not fun. A good adrenalin rush would be getting shot at ive been stabbed and had a gun pulled on me but never shot at.

too much risk, i met a guy once who smoked spice when it was legal and the army told him to fuck off and took all his benifits. be prepared to piss like a race horse if you do. and you dont just sign up and get to go anywhere you wait for months to go where they want you. yeah you get options but your still waiting for a long ass time and then after that you cant just jump into another. they give you times where you have to do certain things. work save and then do it. nothings says you cant invest in something

Yes yes i know about the spice thing and the drug tests and all that maybe i got a little carried away saying go smoke with all the locals and stuff. I had a friend that worked at the drug testing part of the army and knew everyday and when and who would take a drug test. That would be nice wouldnt it get in good with those guys. yeah it would be difficult and you would sit somewere for awhile in the states. I just think it would be kick ass to be in the infantry or something were you would get to fire the 50 cal machine guns and those fun weapons

then shup up and do it. stop wasting time and sign up now. the wait list is forever so by the time your ready to go in even if you dont want ot right now you'll be in. prepare for the asfab they are making it harder to get in.

You will get killed in action buddy don't join up!!!! BOOOM!!!! Thinking bout joining the army with the intention of producing better weed someday? Gettin stoned with locals? I would think your in another world but then again, it was a baked idea!

Your so bad at decision making your asking for help on a marijuana forum from a bunch of stoners, i would just stick with the day job or keep growing until yours hearts content my friend, you would get eaten alive on a battlefield.......maybe by zooloos the way your speaking!

Agreed. Check the dozens of 'I'm thinking of signing up for the army/navy etc' threads.

Are people seriously signing up to smuggle, smoke and they like to play with guns?

I'll shut up here as I know little about the military, besides everyone I know who signed up.. ended up.. fucked up.

Peace Corps?

Well not to mention that depending on where you are those locals might want you kill you...lol. I don't think I would join the army for a chance to smoke the world's weeds...lol.

jobs that put you in various places around the world:
Traveling sales,
Infrastructure security engineers,
Flight attendant/pilot,
international shipping,
contract security work.

If you have a record, you can count on a shitty detail (at least at first) in the army, you can't work in the airline industry. You can get a security clearance with a felony, just have to answer more questions. Flight attendants get searched rarely, although you start on shitty domestics... Joining the army for weed is kinda' like getting a job at a bank to steal money. You might do it, and might get away with it, but they are really strict and will rain hell on you if you get busted. A stint in Leavenworth for international drug trafficking doesn't sound like a good way to spend 5-15 years, especially when it comes with D.D. and a federal felony record.