Anyone know wtf this is?

Just found this little bugger in our outdoor grow, have no idea what it is our how to get rid of it. ...Any knowledge would be helpful please. ..hubs is about to snap and set the whole thing on fire ! Haha but seriously. ..help please!

Mealy bug? Does it matter? Fucking kill it.

I mean it's not a mealy bug unless it's severely mutated or has shrimp and lobster DNA, but you should kill the shit out of it to be safe.

We've neem oiling for the spider mites. ..have no idea how THIS fucker got here or if it has friends

Olive Drab Green said:

I mean it's not a mealy bug unless it's severely mutated or has shrimp and lobster DNA, but you should kill the shit out of it to be safe.

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funny as fuck

Oh we're killing it FOR SURE ...

If lots of those come running out ....fire might be necessary .....lol

Oh and it has some weird ass antennas that come out ....like its looking or feeling for something. ...

Mrswookie said:

Oh and it has some weird ass antennas that come out ....like its looking or feeling for something. ...

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What's it taste like is it bitter ...gritty when you chew it ....hard or soft ...fishy tasting ....come on we gotta know these things to help you

The pitty won't tell us what it tastes like shes a bug eater

Government GMO bug sent to infect cannabis crops with poison

Sand crab ?

Post your pic at reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug

moth larva?

TWS said:

Sand crab ?

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No idea whatsoever ....its freaky lookin though. ..

Pubic lice

Mrswookie said:

No idea whatsoever ....its freaky lookin though. ..

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Also there's no sand in the grow spot

You have no idea how to kill it??

Get a pair of snippers, and cut that fuckers head and legs off.

That's what I do at least when I see grasshoppers on the ladies.

Yesterday I cut the head and legs off a 3-4" grasshopper I seen on my moms vines, can't risk somethin like that hoppin on a lady, she would wreak havoc.

It is a nano tracking bug for the NSA. They look so real now.

innerG said:

Pubic lice

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Gross