Any Other CDL Carriers Out There???

Just wanting to get some methods and helpful advice when it comes to random UA's. Wanting to drive again but its been almost 7 years and I was sober back then. I was randomed several times at the last company I drove for. What the best way to get around this? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks

Use some sort of wrap and wrap some fake pee to your leg each day.. sure it'll suck but just think of it as another part of the job. The pee will stay body temp and hidden for any possible pee test they throw at you. Also since you'll be driving, it won't really be uncomfortable since youll just be sitting there. But if they do a hair follicle test, then you're screwed.
Or you can quit, but quiting is for pussies, and you're no pussy, right?

Hepheastus420 said:

Use some sort of wrap and wrap some fake pee to your leg each day.. sure it'll suck but just think of it as another part of the job. The pee will stay body temp and hidden for any possible pee test they throw at you. Also since you'll be driving, it won't really be uncomfortable since youll just be sitting there. But if they do a hair follicle test, then you're screwed.
Or you can quit, but quiting is for pussies, and you're no pussy, right?

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I've heard the fake piss doesn't work and I'm not going to tie a bag of real piss to my leg everyday.

DirtyMcCurdy said:

I've heard the fake piss doesn't work and I'm not going to tie a bag of real piss to my leg everyday.

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Well you've been lied to. Quick fix and magnum work fine, at least they have never failed me the past 6 times I've used them. And I know, tying pee to your leg everyday would suck, but so would letting weed hold you back from what you want to do. Lol just stitch a pocket into whatever kind of underwear you use, you'll never know it's there.

Hepheastus420 said:

Well you've been lied to. Quick fix and magnum work fine, at least they have never failed me the past 6 times I've used them. And I know, tying pee to your leg everyday would suck, but so would letting weed hold you back from what you want to do. Lol just stitch a pocket into whatever kind of underwear you use, you'll never know it's there.

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If the fake piss does work I could probably just carry it with me somehow. They'll have to call first me to tell me I need to go take a piss. I will have a little time before I'll get to the hospital. Put it on the dash with the defrost on or something to heat it up. If the fake stuff works, this just might work. Shitty thing is if it doesn't work... You say its worked 6 times eh?

DirtyMcCurdy said:

If the fake piss does work I could probably just carry it with me somehow. They'll have to call first me to tell me I need to go take a piss. I will have a little time before I'll get to the hospital. Put it on the dash with the defrost on or something to heat it up. If the fake stuff works, this just might work. Shitty thing is if it doesn't work... You say its worked 6 times eh?

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I've used it 2 times works just fine..
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I look like quasi moto anyways so no one thinks twice about my setup.
Here's what i do-

I have several people piss into a black hefty trash bag over the course of several days. Once it is filled up- about 3 gallons of piss- I cinch that fucker up and tie it up onto my back and pull a shirt over it. Bungee cables work well to get it all situated. Then I run one of them crazy straws outta that bitch and down to my fly.

Works like a charm but I'll warn ya it's kinda hard to stop it from draining once you start it.

Sounds fucking crazy I know, but I've never failed a piss test. I can let clean piss out whenever the fuck I want to, in fact I've gotten fired for screaming "anyone want to drug test my fucking piss?! I dare you cocksuckers, test me!!"


Here's a pic of me when I was screaming "you fucking pussies think my shit's dirty? Well try it, cocksuckers! Test my fucking piss you ignorant sluts!"



Needless to say I got fired that time too.

^^^ I actually lol'd on that @bu$hleaguer

Back to the OP, I've known a few guys who have used fake piss and it worked and I've known a couple guys too who carried fake piss either in their glove box at all times or in their boot. I was told they come with their own heater and thermometer so you don't need to put it on the dash on the defrost vents.