Any ideas

automated

Active Member
Well remind me to enlist you all you guys should I decide to rob a bank, although you may be a bit noisy and the tools a bit heavy duty you would I'm sure do the job. :shock:
in that case, lets rob the guy when he takes the add board away after countless people failed :)
 

silasraven

Well-Known Member
so this is what you gotta do, go to willee coyote pay him 200 dollars and a road runner. he'll give you a box and in this box you will find an acme rocket. take this rocket and aim right for the top.
 

eye exaggerate

Well-Known Member
...first, tell the people that it's Canadian cash. After they've all laughed and walked away, become the proud owner of a new aluminum and glass contraption attached to a bullet proof glass case.

...from there:



:)
 

giggles26

Well-Known Member
Why not just seduce the security guard, slip him some roofies and take incriminating pictures of him.....
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
I would use a Lightsaber.
I must admit this is the most elegant solution. However I finally realized the problem with my solution as well as yours here! How would we get away with that money? So once faced with this dilemma I realized I had to plan this entire mission better.

So here is my revised plan. Fly in with C5, land on street. Kneel the C5 and drive out in your Abrams.
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Roll deftly over container, pop hatch on bottom, pull container/money in, draw troll face on concrete with sharpie, button up bottom hatch, turn turret and drive back into FRED. Unkneel the bitch and take off. EASY PEASY

Unfortunately this plan would probably cost all the 3 mill and then some LOL. But I bet it would work.
 

dirtsurfr

Well-Known Member
Let Justin Bieber crash into it with his fancy car.........
Probably won't open the case but we'd be rid of Justin!!!!:)
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I must admit this is the most elegant solution. However I finally realized the problem with my solution as well as yours here! How would we get away with that money? So once faced with this dilemma I realized I had to plan this entire mission better.

So here is my revised plan. Fly in with C5, land on street. Kneel the C5 and drive out in your Abrams.
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Roll deftly over container, pop hatch on bottom, pull container/money in, draw troll face on concrete with sharpie, button up bottom hatch, turn turret and drive back into FRED. Unkneel the bitch and take off. EASY PEASY

Unfortunately this plan would probably cost all the 3 mill and then some LOL. But I bet it would work.
That has so much to recommend it. My only tiny suggestion is to replace those nice friendly rubberized treads with the Golf Shoes. cn
 

ShazMo09

Active Member
That is so awesome...Was it really a case of you break it you take it home? That is the best advertisment I have ever seen...Kudos
 
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