Amazon purchases ever bite anyone?

elkamino

elkamino

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I'm just a 1-light closet grower and only grow for myself but was checking out my Amazon purchase history and it looks like I'm a full-fledged grower. Alaska is legal so I'm not real worried but I imagine folks in still-illegal states must wonder the same thing... Anyone know of any instances of growers getting busted or surveiled because of online grow equipment purchase? :joint::joint::joint:
 
srh88

srh88

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i bought a grow light and a case of mountain dew and mexican federales kicked my door in.. they know serious growers nute with mountain dew for serious results



but seriously.. never an issue with ordering off amazon, cept once i bought a hydrofarm fan and they didnt even over box.. shit came right to my house in an illegal state in the regular box with a shipping tag on it. amazed nothing came from that
 
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bu$hleaguer

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I've been buying gay sex toys and freaky quantities of yogurt daily for the past 4 months off Amazon. And I live in Texas. They'd stomp me. No one cares though. They're not watching shit. I even got a hydrolic
fuck puncher I've been sitting on in my garage with the door open during the day, thing straight annihilates my starfish bro. Like hard mode protein power bro.
 
Gary Goodson

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bu$hleaguer said:
I've been buying gay sex toys and freaky quantities of yogurt daily for the past 4 months off Amazon. And I live in Texas. They'd stomp me. No one cares though. They're not watching shit. I even got a hydrolic
fuck puncher I've been sitting on in my garage with the door open during the day, thing straight annihilates my starfish bro. Like hard mode protein power bro.
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justugh

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elkamino said:
I'm just a 1-light closet grower and only grow for myself but was checking out my Amazon purchase history and it looks like I'm a full-fledged grower. Alaska is legal so I'm not real worried but I imagine folks in still-illegal states must wonder the same thing... Anyone know of any instances of growers getting busted or surveiled because of online grow equipment purchase? :joint::joint::joint:
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i explained this to someone else not long ago
amazon prime is the shit ......it is safe to order and u have no worries about getting in any shit with it
1 the 2 day shipping means it is stocked in one of their warehouses with in 650/500 miles of where u are (allowing it to make it to u in the 2 day time frame) .....as this is free with prime with like 10 buys u have paid for the prime membership
2 with it being a prime order it is processed inside the prime accounts so it moves along the chain at a fast pace ......amazon is huge so your little order gets buried under millions of other others with in a few days

your good to go with u being a legal state........the only issue u might have is getting the seeds to do the plants as that is still federal and weed is still a narc 1
 
bluntmassa1

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srh88 said:
i bought a grow light and a case of mountain dew and mexican federales kicked my door in.. they know serious growers nute with mountain dew for serious results



but seriously.. never an issue with ordering off amazon, cept once i bought a hydrofarm fan and they didnt even over box.. shit came right to my house in an illegal state in the regular box with a shipping tag on it. amazed nothing came from that
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Ha same fucking thing with me I run out see the UPS man and fan all advertising to the world thankfully I was there when it got to me. Hydrofarm 8 inch fan. Lol
 
racerboy71

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srh88 said:
lmao... mine was sitting right on my front porch haha.. i couldnt of gotten that box inside my house any quicker lol. fucking green box with a big ass picture of the fan right on the side of it
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i had that happen when i ordered my t5 from htg supply.. i love htg for their prices and fast delivery on a lot of stuff, but was not impressed with their stealth shipping in the og box..
 
tyler.durden

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I've bought a LOT of grow shit off Amazon. I'm surrounded by grow shops around here, too, and I made my major purchases (lights, pots, medium, tables, etc.) locally. Believe it or not, there are a LOT of indoor gardeners that grow shit other than MJ. Though I can't fathom why. Unless your purchasing to furnish a couple of warehouses, I wouldn't worry about your small purchases via the internet. LEO's got a LOT of other shit to do here in Chicago, like solve murders and gun down unarmed civilians...
 
elkamino

elkamino

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I use the shit out of Amazon Prime, in Alaska there's no Free Second Day its just Free Shipping, aka slow boat although sometimes vendors will send things express. Just last week I got a 30# bag of worm castings delivered to the house, I selected "free shipping" and they sent it 3-day lol. I'd wager 30# of 3-day shipping costs more than the castings!
 
racerboy71

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elkamino said:
I use the shit out of Amazon Prime, in Alaska there's no Free Second Day its just Free Shipping, aka slow boat although sometimes vendors will send things express. Just last week I got a 30# bag of worm castings delivered to the house, I selected "free shipping" and they sent it 3-day lol. I'd wager 30# of 3-day shipping costs more than the castings!
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yeah, i ordered two bags of soil for a friend who was living in florida at the time, and i think the shipping was like $40 or some crazy shit like that.. definitely way pricey, but i don't have prime and was doing her a solid..
 
whitebb2727

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elkamino said:
I'm just a 1-light closet grower and only grow for myself but was checking out my Amazon purchase history and it looks like I'm a full-fledged grower. Alaska is legal so I'm not real worried but I imagine folks in still-illegal states must wonder the same thing... Anyone know of any instances of growers getting busted or surveiled because of online grow equipment purchase? :joint::joint::joint:
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Mine looks like that. Its the only reason I got a prime account.

The amazon history itself could not get a warrant. Its legal grow equipment for legal veggies or flowers, aquariums and growing coral.
 
elkamino

elkamino

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Yeah I once selected one tent over all the others at Amazon simply because it came with a "gift wrap" option. Just $5.99, a cool giant blue bag and stealth delivery. While living in this shitty-ass neighborhood, totally worth it!
 
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